JAPublishers: Yeah. This is chapter two. We had to cut it in half because It was WAY too long for any human being to just sit here and read. Enjoy!

CH 7

"OMGGG YOU KILLED DAVID" I yelled

After Alexa killed David, I was shocked, she killed the man, boy, whatever, that she loved.

But I was determind to get away from the giant, not even..."OHMYFREAKINGGOD!!"

"What!!" Alexa yelled.

"IT'S NICK!!" I said pointed in front of me.

"Hey are you running for your life or for him??" Alexa yelled.

I looked down, then said, "Well... lemme do something real quick."

"You're not gonna kill him, are you?" Alexa said.

"Heck No!!" I yelled to her, "Go ahead, I'll catch up." I ran up to Nick, and turned him around. "NICK!! I LOVE YOU."

"I love you too, Jess. Kiss me!" He said. well of course the fat arse giant has to ruin the moment and squash us

But if I died, who would tell my story. So I grabbed my trusty sword and pushed Nick out the way, and put Miley in his place, and I ran.

So Miley was squashed.

"Yaaaaay Jess!! My nightmare is OVER!" Nick yelled. then kissed me. Of course, being the fangirl I am, I almost fainted, but I told him to run, and I ran towards Alexa.

Soooooon

"JESSICA!! WHERE'VE YOU BEEN!?" Alexa yelled.

"Ohhh nothing," I responded. But then at that moment..

X Jessica

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CH 8

"EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWEWWWWWEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!11111111111111111111 SOMTHIN WENT GUSHHHHHHHHHH" :(:(:(:(:(

"Gush?" I looked at Jessica, "You did something didn't you?"
"Nooooo..." She got that 'duh it's a lie' look.
"What did you do?"
"I SHAL; ATTTTTAK HOEVER DID THATTT!!"
Then I lost interest.
"Oh guess what! My arm's metal now!"
"What happened to the real one?"
"...uh... I don't know..."
"You don't know how you lost your own ARM?!"
"Uh... no."
"FFFFEEEE FIIIIIIIII FFFOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!"
"Watch this!" I clapped my hands and POOF! A spear appered outta nowhere.
"How'd you do that?!"
"I saw the other side of the gate!"
"So uh... now what? What's the spear for?"
"I don't know... I just pulled out the freaking spear... oh look! BK!!"
"MCDONALDS"
"BK"
"MCDONALDS"
"!!CHOCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!"
"Oh yeah... her..."
"Yeah... dangit. I wanted Mcdonalds..."
"And I wanted BK"
"MCDONALDS!"

X Alexa

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CH 9

"Ok I admit, I made her squash Miley.. AND NICK KISSED ME. and MCDONALDS!!" I yelled.

"ROOOWWAARRRR!! N000BBBERSTS CME OT!!1111111111111111111"

So we ran, again, but Alexa's arm kept almost hitting me, which is weird...

"Wait.. we have a spear, metal arm..which is awkarwd.. and a sword, that's shiny! And we are running?" Alexa said.

"Uhhh YEA! I mean, she's a FREAKING GIANT!! There is no way we can... wait." I said. I turned around and said it again. "BANKAI, BANKAI, BANKAI!!"

"STOP BEING TOSHIRO!!"

"I WANNA BE TOSHI- Uh oh.."

"Uh oh what?"

"It broke..." I said.. "My Bankai broke..

"How can your Bankai BREAK?!" Alexa yelled.

"I DUNNO! Stop yelling at me and RUN METAL ARM!"

"DON'T CALL ME METAL ARM! YOU SWORD PER-"

X Jessica

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CH 10

"FIX YOUR BANKAI!! BANKAI PERSON!!"
"IT'S NOT THAT EASY!! WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO DO A BANKAI?!"
"I will!" I grabbed the sword which is shiny and yelled, "BANKAI"
I waited for the big bang...
It never happened...
"YOUR BANKAI BROKE!!"
"NO FREAKING DUH!! Gimme my shiny sword!!"
"What'll we do now?!"
"You have a spear!"
"What about it?"
"USE IT!!"
"How?! It's a spear!! ...oh right.."
"I WANT CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAAATE"
I threw the spear...
And it flew about two feet off the ground.
Jessica and I looked at each other.
"So uh... what now?"
"You have gotta be kiddding me!"

X Alexa

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I stared at the spear and then at Alexa.. "Crap...RUUUNNN!!"

CH 11

So we ran, and ran... and ran... untill that moment...

"Dun Dun DUUUUNNNNNN!"

"ALEXA! No twlight zone music!!" I yelled, trying to fix the Bankai.

"But I wannnnnaaaaa" She whined.

I rolled my eyes and turned around. "Stand back! BANKAI!!"

Big bang?

-BANGGGG-

BIG BANG!!

"It's fixed!! YAYYYYY!" We both said

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!"

Ohh...bleeeep

-2 hours later-

" We're stuck in a cage"

" Da da da da"

" Trapped by a giant"

" Da da da da. And we neeeeEEeEEEEEeeeee toooooOOO Geet ouuuuuut!"

I looked at Alexa..."Have to think Negative?"

"Yes. Well...No.. But It sounded good."

Oh boy..

X Jessica

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CH 12

"Any ways out?"
I thought for a moment...
hmmm...
Getting out of random cages... escaping before death... I've heard of that before...
"Oh yeah.. Alchemy... Metal arm... Fullmetal Alchemist,"
I clapped my hands together and POOF.. a very big arse sword thingy appeared on my arm.
"YOU COULD DO THAT THE WHOLE TIME YET YOU CHOOSE NOW TO USE IT?"
"Yeah, I forgot. What's your point?"
"WE WERE TRAPPED IN A RANDOM CAGE FOR TWO HOURS AND YOU CHOOSE NOW TO TELL ME THAT?!"
"Yup."
I swung my arm all heroic like and broke the cage.
"BWAHAHA!"
"Thanks metal arm!"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!! -and you're welcome-

X Alexa

CH 13

So we ran and ran

"So YOU can fight that monster thingy!!" I yelled.

"I dunno.. the arm's slowing me down!"Alexa said

"RAWWRR N00BERTS ESCDAPE!! FIND NOOBERTS!!"

"RUNNNN" We screamed.

I thought ,WWTD. What would Toshiro do?

And I knew. "BANKAI BANKAI BANKAI!!"

Somehow we got out of there... and the place dissapppeared.

And we fell.

and feelll... mainly fell forever...

never stopped...

"How long is this gonna take?" Alexa called.

"Hmmm.. well if you calculate the length of the drop and multiply it by I HAVE NO CLUE!" I yelled back.

We fell for what seemed like hours.

CH 14

"Nice weather huh?" I asked.
We were falling... and falling... and falling...
"Not really."
"Yeah, I noticed this morning it was kind of overcast..."
"WE'RE FALLING IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE FOR FOUR HOURS AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER?"
"But I'm BORED. Geeze! To think falling in the middle of nowhere would be fun."
X Alexa