Hey! This is chapter two! I'm so proud! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the last chapter, even though it was a bit short! This is gonna be pretty continuous, so yeah! Hopefully this chapter will be a bit longer…

Okies, review reply time!

Mist Lionshade- Thanx! Here's a normal cookie. –hands over- That transparent one was a TRAP! For KENTARO YABUKI, SO I COULD CAPTURE HIM AND FORCE HIM TO GIVE ME OWNERSHIP OF BLACK CAT! MWAHAHAHAHA!! Uh…ahem…just pretend you didn't hear that…

Xaki- Thank you! I'll try making an EveXTrain fic, even though it's not my fav pairing ever, I'll try, just for you!

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Sven shook his head and popped another cigarette in his mouth.

Rinslet stood there, gawking, mouth slightly open.

Eve merely sighed and lifted her book higher up so that she wouldn't be able to see.

In front of them was Train, milk in hand, prancing around the room drunkenly.

"Broown milks, red milks, green milks tastes like lime!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Um…S-Sven?"

"Yeah?"

"H-How did Train manage to get drunk on milk?!"

"Rins…when it comes to milk…Train can do anything with it…relatively speaking."

"Oh."

"Huzzat? Di' someone say m' name?"

"Uh…no, no one said your name, Train."

"Oooh…okay then!"

"………So…what do we do with him?"

"Make sure he doesn't do something s-"

CRASH!

"Oopsies! Sorry, Svenny-baby!"

"-tupid."

Every single member of the hoshi in Creed's castle was watching the scene through Shiki's crystal ball-thingy. Every single member of the hoshi in Creed's castle was sweat-dropping and thinking the same thing: THIS is THE infamous Black Cat…drunk on milk?! Well, every single member of the hoshi in Creed's castle, except for Creed, none other than their leader, who was sitting in the corner of Sven, Eve and Train's hideout, rubbing his hands together and thinking perverted thoughts, happy that he had actually managed to spike Train's milk…

"Okay, so let me get this straight," Rinslet said, not taking her eyes off of the cat as he tripped over the air, "Train somehow managed to get drunk on MILK?"

"…Yep…"

"But…HOW?"

"Hee-hee!" Train giggled from his spot on the floor. "I fellses on my faces!"

"…"

Rinslet sweat-dropped, Sven once again shook his head, and Eve ignored him. Meanwhile, Creed snuck some more alcohol into Train's milk…

Thank you for reviewing, and reading, everyone! Stay tuned, until next time! –winks- Cha-chink!

P.S. By the way, Xaki, do you want it to be one-sided or both?