Ok, PLEASE don't eat, maim, kill, destroy, send evil fluffy hampsters, or bite me. I know its been like 4 months. BUT I'm very lazy. EXTREMELY lazy. so.. um.. Thank you for flying expresscoughcough Britny! runs away before gets pelted with rotton fruit

Hinata awoke in a daze and wondered why she felt a warm and squishy thing under her.

that's when she realized she was sprawled on top of Itachi… drooling on him… she quickly got up and flattened down her clothes looking around at her surroundings.

Making sure to blame the drool on…um… a bird?

"ok.. A bird it is…." she thought wondering if the writer of this story is so stupid they can't think of a good excuse for drool.

Hey! I resent that! You will pay! Just you wait!

She was somewhere in the woods and when she turned to the left something black red and orange tackled her to the ground.

"I'M TOBEH" its said.

Now avenged, I'll leave you to your being tackled-ness :)

She twitched and massaged her temples. It was gonna be a long day.

When Itachi woke up it all came back to him and he was frustrated, it was hard enough having to go through this, but having Hinata tagging along it was gonna be even harder. He looked over at her and chuckled. She was rubbing the sleepies out of her eyes and glaring at Toby.

Itachi walked over to her and asked her if she was alright. Hinata was confused until she remembered, the Uchiha clan was killed. All of them.

She started to sniffle and tried to stifle the tears that were coming up. "How the hell do I stop myself from crying! I got it!"

"What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it?" she asked. The reply was a look of "I know your insane but I still love you"look from Toby and Itachi.

Diedara came up and smiled. "Hi Un!"

Hinata's eyes widened. "Holy crap it's that she-he!" Hinata said a little to loudly. Diedara glared. "DO YOU WANT PROOF IM A GUY UN! I WILL GIVE YOU PROOF!"

just before he did something that would make us all need a few years of therapy, Itachi looked at him with a dead serious face and said "You do it and its another 3 hours of mangekyou sharingan where I cut your little friend off."

Diedara sweat dropped and walked away slightly twitching.

Hinata felt a presence behind her and jumped. What she saw freaked the crap outta her.

It was a puppet man. A FRICKEN PUPPET MAN.

"Ello." Sasori said waving. "THE HELL? WHY ARE THERE NO NORMAL PEOPLE HERE!" said Hinata.

Everyone sweat dropped and took a mental note not to let Kisami in here.

Too late.

"HEY GUYS! WHO'S THAT? OOOH A GIRL!"

And then Hinata yet again was tackled to the ground by some weird thing. She was pissed.

"You have two seconds and then I'm shoving this stick in the same place Itachi-chan's is."

Kisami backed off and Itachi's face pretty much looked like this "o/.\O." Which most of us took as "How did you know…"

Everyone slightly backed away... It was not a very pretty visual if you catch me drift...

Hinata sighed "I'm afraid to ask but are there any more of you?"

Poor little Hinata still hadn't met Orochimaru.

Was it good? I feel like I made Hinata really OOC but oh well. I'll write ore REAAAALLLLL soon