Title: Tohru's Task
Summary: Tohru made a pact with a god to save haru's soul, but what consequence does the onigiri have to pay? Sequel to Demon Days, the adventures of the afterlife abound, but somehow she has to keep up with a normal life. What's a messenger of the dead to do?
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, but I do think I own the idea of Tohru becoming a reaper! Just think about her ushering souls into the afterlife! Oh and Remi and almost any reaper in the future...
Chapter disclaimer: Lots of swearing in this chapter XD
Sorry about the long wait... not having computer access sux! T.T
Chapter 13-
"You need to fucking swear," Remi pointed out to Tohru, "People will listen to you more."
"Umm..." Tohru started to interject.
"So fucking swear," Remi told her.
Just then a speeding car ran a red light and slammed into another. The man of the second car was now standing in front of them.
"What's going on?" he asked, the last thing he remembered was being in his car.
Remi pointed to the car wreck.
"I don't think so," Tohru said unsure.
"C'mon!" Remi implored with a devious smile.
"I don't understand," the man still asked unsure.
"Umm..." Tohru reply again.
"You fucking died, we're here to take you to the damn afterlife," Remi turned to him and informed him.
The man blinked at him.
"See I told you they fucking listen better," Remi turned back to her and said matter-of-factly and pointed back at the man.
The poor man blinked again not following this line of conversation.
"C'mon!" Remi begged pressuring her, "say fuck."
Both the man and her stared at him blankly.
"Okay, what's going on here?" the man asked.
"You're going damn to the afterlife," Remi confirmed, looking at him and then pointed to Tohru, "She's learning how fucking to swear."
The man blinked big eyed at him in surprise.
Just then the white light came.
"That's your fucking ride," Remi told him and the guy got in hurriedly not wanting to spend anymore time with them.
"Next place," Tohru said and withdrew her slip to look at it.
"Say fuck," Remi pleaded and puffed out his bottom lip.
"F-fu-fuck," Tohru said unsure, trying to please Remi.
"Again."
"Fuck."
"Again!"
"Fuck."
"How's that?" Remi asked.
"Strangely easy," Tohru sighed, and looked down at her slip, "Hmmm... France."
"Now say, fucking bitch," he instructed.
She looked at him like he was crazy but knew he wouldn't quit till her got what he wanted.
"Fucking bitch," she said in that same voice, as she teleported to their next destination, a hospital ER room.
"Now like you fucking mean it," Remi pointed out, once they were had their feet back on the ground.
She stared at him blankly.
"Say it like your fucking mad at some damn bitch! maybe Narcise," Remi explained tone a little devious.
She stared at him.
The monitor flatlined.
The ghost of the girl, showed up faintly as the doctors tried to revive her.
"Fucking bitch!" Tohru said in mock contempt thinking of Narcise.
"What?" the ghost women asked in surprise.
"Now what?" Remi asked, thinking quickly to what else he could make her say.
"Damn bastard," Tohru said sulkily.
"You thought of that by yourself!" Remi laughed clapping his hands happily.
The women look at them as if they were crazy.
"You say it a lot," Tohru reasoned.
"HELLO!" the women yelled, "aren't you two going to take me to the afterlife or are you just going to keep praising her for swearing?"
This caught there attention and Tohru turned bright red.
"I was fucking teaching her to swear," Remi stated, and pointed to Tohru.
"And she needs to learn how to do that why?" the lady asked.
"Hey, I never asked your damn opinion," he said, and the white light appeared and he unceremoniously pushed her in.
"Still, what else?" Remi asked, turning back to her thoughtfully.
"Piss off," Tohru commented.
"And fuck off," Remi pointed out, as Tohru fish out their time slip again.
"Fuck off, you damn bitch," Tohru said angry, this swearing thing was really easy.
"Whore works to the same extent," Remi enlightened her.
"Whore," Tohru said thoughtfully, and glanced at the slip.
"And Asshole," he told her.
"Kay!" she laughed ecstatically, "Now we go to Seattle."
"They fucking swear lots there," he comment as they teleported to Seattle.
End of Chapter 13
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