Have you guys noticed each of my chapters I make Hinata more hyperactive? Yeah, that's cause my inner me apparently wants to be Hinata… Sorry .

Everyone looked around. They were all pretty much thinking "I'm not gonna be the one to tell her there's worse to come. My eardrums will crack."

Hinata was suspicious… they looked pretty guilty, or maybe she just felt like eating them cause she was hungry, she wasn't sure.

"So… I guess we should go? Ya know… Maybe get some grub Un?" Diedara said.

"Diedara, were not from fricken California, there's no need to ever even have the word 'grub' in your dictionary, your playing to much world of war craft…baka." Itachi glared a little testy from hunger and overall having a stick up his ass.

"FOOD?" Kisami , Tobi, and Sasori said at once just realizing what happened. Poor background characters…

Hinata felt like someone was watching her and looked over at Itachi who was looking at her like she was some sort of alien.

"Why are you staring at me…?" she asked a little freaked out.

"Your… Your not wearing your sweater…" he said looking pretty weirded out himself.

"HOLY CRAP! Where is it! NUUUH! My jacket, where did it gooo? I feel nakie now…" she cried.

"It's ok, you look… um..nice…" Itachi said trying not to sound like some perverted teenager thinking she looked hot. Cause he wasn't…-shifts eyes-.

"Um.. Itachi-niichan? I think your… sitting on it."

"Oh… whoops…" He said sweat dropping.

" Can we go eat now?" Kisami said drooling.

"Fine, whatever lets just change into our forms." Itachi sighed doing a jutsu.

"for-" Just when Hinata was going to ask what the hell he was talking about all four of them turned into hot buff guys.

Hinata had to hold herself back from going fan girl on them… Not that they would have minded…

The hot dud with emoish black hair turned to Hinata "Your gonna have to form into someone as well Hinata."

"Fine, fine" Hinata said, pretty sure that was Itachi.

She changed into a red headed girl with sparkling green eyes and tan skin. For some reason she felt like she looked like a spawn of Gaara and Naruto… creepy.

They walked into town with every girl, and some guys, drooling in their direction.

Apparently they looked pretty hot.

The only problem was that twice a priest tried to guide her away from prostituting herself and she had to explain she wasn't that they were all just friends. In reply the priest shook his head and walked away.

"Exactly why I'm not into religion… damn child raping dudes walking up to me…" She kept ranting until they got to a ramen bar.

They all sat in a circle with Hinata in between hot Itachi and hot Sasori.

When they finished eating Itachi said him and Hinata had to excuse themselves and they'll see everyone later.

Once they reached the forest they switched back to themselves and walked to the camp they had set up.

"I want to show you something" Itachi said reaching for a small box under his black and red coat."

Hinata watched him open it, it was her mothers dress. "But how did you- how did you get it?" she asked almost crying.

"I got it once I dropped you off."

"You left me alone here?"

"No, Diedara watched you…"

"oh…"… Hinata twitched at the idea of Diedara watching her sleep. "HE COULD HAVE RAPED ME!"

"I don't think rape, maybe fondle…" he smirked

"That's not fun-"

Yet again she was cut off but this time, by a kiss.


Yeah, double treat since I've been so lazy Lol, btw, no offence to anyone whos religious and such, just a joke, dun flame, unless you want me to use them for WORLD DOMINATION! er..hi .;