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PB looked at Rena and bit her lower lip, trying to think of something to say. She got up to go sit in the chair and stared at Rena for a few moments, "So you and Hidan got a thing, eh? That's cute"
Rena nodded, smiling "Yeah, he's a little crazy, but I love him. Are you and Goldfish..together?" she asked, pushing off from the wall and walking over to the bed, sitting on the edge.
"Oh, me and Gold" PB smiled staring off into space, "Naw, well, it's kinda complicated you see..." PB stopped talking, clearly thinking of what to say, but then she forgot what she was thinking and came back into space, turning to look at Rena.
Rena watched to see if PB was going to say anything else, and when she just smiled at her, she decided she was done, and to continue the conversation herself. "I see..." Maybe there was a chance for Kisame? Hmm..
"What do you think about the other members of Akatsuki?" Maybe, if she mentioned something about Kisame, she could put in a good word about him. "I guess just mainly Hidan and Kisame...since you didn't really get to meet the others that much." she laughed.
PB smiled, was Rena trying to plan something? She'd play that game. "You know that Kisame? What is wrong with him?" she let out a smirk, "His nose tends to bleed a lot...is he sick?"
Rena quirked her eyebrow with curiosity. It seemed PB already knew of Kisame's affection towards her... "No, I don't think so." she laughed half-heartedly. It'd be so much easier if she could get PB drunk...that way she'd willingly blab out her feelings. ...no..it was too late for that. She also didn't know much about the foreigner, and she was almost positive PB had a knife or two hidden somewhere in her clothing. Getting her drunk may not be the best idea right now..
"He's been spending a lot of time around you lately, I haven't even seen his nose bleed once.. you'd probably have a better idea as to why it was happening than me."
"oh?" PB smiled, she had a hunch. "Well, this is something to investigate" She folded her arms and closed her eyes as a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. Stuff like this fascinated her.
Rena furrowed her brow at PB's smile. She was a creepy little...thing.. Apparently, she didn't even need to have this talk in the first place... but that wouldn't be helping Kisame much, eh?
"Yes, I think it is" she said with a smirk, standing from the bed and pacing slowly over to the doorway. She'd just have to work with Kisame a little more.. because to her, PB looked as though she was already fairly experienced with... stuff...
"Well, I think I'm going to leave to let you get some sleep. I need to drag Hidan up to bed anyways."
"Mmmmm..." PB waved to Rena as she left the room.
A few moments later she heard the loud complaints of a very loud immortal man. Goldfish stumbled into the room shouting out into the hall, "Later loser!" He giggled and closed the door, turning to face the cross armed woman in front of him.
"Whaaaattttt?" He walked over grabbing her for a hug. PB smiled, and Goldy placed his deteriorating lips on her neck.
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meanwhile..
"Dango...Dango...Dango...!", Opyp nudged Dango's snoozing body that was laid out on the bed. Opyp rolled over trying to get comfortable around his limp body. Opyp was about to close their eyes where a wave of limbs came crushing on their side. Opyp became furious, and sat up. Grabbing sleeping Dango's arm and almost twisted it to breaking point.
"AHOWI!!" Dango yelped, flinging upwards and quickly laying back down as Opyp sat on him. Opyp whispered in his ear, "If you don't get the fuck out of this bed, I am going to break your arm, got it?" Dango's eyes widen and he bit his bottom lip trying to keep from screaming with the 500 pound cow on him. "Mhmm" was all he could let out. Opyp flung him to the floor and went to lay down again with a smile.
Dango was on his face and his butt in the air, he almost looked like a flung stuffed animal that lands in a uncomfortable position. A little tear rolled down his face, he was in pain, but he knew Opyp would unleash 'sparta' if he didn't keep quiet. Dango closed his eyes and tried to go to sleep.
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Rena trudged down the stairs, fixing her eyes on her idiot lover who was still playing truth or dare.
"Oh hey, you coming to play agai- what?" Hidan asked, looking up to Rena from his spot on the floor. She kneeled down, grabbed his arm, and pulled him upright. She started dragging him towards the stairs, and he immediately started protesting.
"Time to go to bed, Hidan"
"Nooo!!" he argued, trying to pull away from Rena's grasp.
"And why not?" she hissed, tightening her grip around his arm.
"Because," he glanced to Goldfish, "I want to keep playing. Also, you'll probably make me sleep on the floor or something. Then I won't get any action at all."
Rena's expression remained blank, and albeit a little scary. Hidan flinched slightly as she continued to pull him up the stairs. Goldfish laughed at him for being bossed around by a woman, and Hidan promptly shot his middle finger out before disappearing into the hallway.
Rena pushed her silver-haired idiot in their room, locking the door behind her. She walked across the room, shedding her cloak and draping it over a chair, releasing her hair from it's clasp, and slipping into bed. Hidan followed, turning to face Rena, but only receiving her back. He pouted, sticking his tongue out at her back, and tried to fall asleep.
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Rena awoke the next morning to the familiar, warm weight of Hidan's arm.. and leg. She yawned, slightly flailing as she attempted to roll over and face Hidan as he lay in the center of their bed, completely sprawled out across the mattress.
Once she completed her mission of rolling over, she watched Hidan sleep for a couple minutes. He laid face down, snores muffled into the pillow, with his arms and legs flung out in different directions. She let out another yawn, scooting closer to her idiot lover, and started to drift off into sleep again.
"UWAAAAAAHH!!"
Rena sighed, slowly opening her eyes again and glancing towards the door. Any moment now and that-
"Rena-san! Rena-san! Help meeeee!!"
Rena closed her eyes again, burying her head between Hidan and the mattress to muffle a groan. Hidan started to stir, mumbling and asking who was screaming. Rena didn't move other than bringing a hand up and placing it on the back of Hidan's head, pushing it down into the pillow and telling him to shut up and ignore it.
A few seconds later however, the bedroom door slammed open, revealing a very frightened Tobi.
"Rena-saaaaaaann!!"
Rena sighed, slowly sitting up on the mattress, the sheets pooling around her waist. "What is it Tobi?"
"D-Deidara! And..and the.. the poke, and.. and chase, yell, chase chase chase, and..and I SAID SORRY! then, then he gonna was, t-then push, and 'AHH!' run run until he, gonna BOOM!!"
Rena sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Tobi-"
"Shut. The Hell. Up." Hidan moaned, his face still smashed into the pillow.
Rena and Tobi were silent for a couple seconds, blinking at Hidan.
Rena turned back around to look at Tobi. "Tobi, I think you need to slow down and explain your problem. So, start again.. only slower."
"Ok. I was bored, and I saw Deidara-senpai watching TV in the living room."
Rena sighed, mumbling "I can see where this is going..."
"And I thought he'd probably want to play with me, because he looked bored too."
"Deidara never wants to play with you." Hidan mumbled from the bed.
"So, I sat next to him on the couch. He told me to go away, but I figured he was just joking so I asked him if he wanted to make animals with his clay and then play a game with them. He said no and told me never to touch his clay. And then I said 'Oh I hope you're not mad, because I already made a horse and a bunny with your clay.' Then he got really mad and started to chase me around the living room and into the kitchen. I told him I was sorry! I told him over and over I was sorry! But he didn't listen! He chased me and told me he was going to blow me up! That's when I came to you. I don't want to be blown up Rena-san!"
Tobi stood before them, wringing his hands together and hopping from foot to foot. "Please Rena-san! Tell Deidara-senpai not to kill me!"
Rena stared blankly at Tobi, before flopping back onto the bed and resting her head on Hidan's back. "Tobi, Deidara isn't going to blow you up. He was just mad. Just...try to avoid him for a little while, ok?"
Tobi nodded vigorously, "Thank you Rena-san! I will!" He turned and made his way over to the door. As he was about to make his way out, Dango suddenly appeared in the doorway.
"What?! What is it?! Why was someone screaming?!"
"For Jashin sake, what the hell is wrong with you people?! Why can't anyone sleep like a fucking normal person!" Hidan yelled into the pillow, trying to roll over so he could throw something. Rena sighed, sleepily rubbing her hand over his back. "Just shut up, I'm trying to make them go away." Hidan groaned, pressing his face further into the pillow.
"What is it Dango?"
"Oh gawd! Is someone dying...whyyyyy..." Dango started whining, when he noticed the orange faced kid staring at him.
"AHH!", Dango jumped back on one foot, "What happened to your face!? Where is your other eye!?" Dango fell to his knees, "What is happening?? With the screaming and the one eye..."
"qwa?" Rena raised one eyebrow trying to figure out what Dango was talking about.
"Wha...where'd he go? He is going to run into to something!" Dango moved his hands where Tobi was a second ago. Suddenly Tobi popped out behind him, "Boo!" Dango fainted and Tobi sat on him, looking at Rena, "Rena-san, what is wrong with him?"
"HE'S AN IDIOT. NOW GET OUT!" growled Hidan. Rena looked at the back of his head and sighed, turning to Tobi and the now passed out Dango. Tobi got off of Dango and grabbed his feet and pulled him to his room.
"What are you doing Tobi?" Rena was now confused at this moment.
"Sokay, Rena-san, Tobi has a friend..bye!" Tobi waved to Rena, closed the door and dragged Dango away...
Rena sighed, and fell back to bed.
Just then the door smashed open, breaking the top hinge. And who would be standing there other then Opyp, baring weapons, and in battle stance. Staring at Hidan, who turned his face to see what was about the commotion.
"Tobi took him" Rena moaned, pointing in the direction they went.
Opyp nodded, and left the room, holding their two axes.
"Holy fucking shit.. this is worse than when Sasori and gaybo Deidara are arguing." Hidan complained, face returned to his pillow.
"Yeah, I guess I should have told them that screaming, yelling, and violent arguing are normal here.." Rena sighed. She sat up again, only to situate herself to lay in her previous position, next to Hidan. "Anyways... let's just try to go back to sleep again.."
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In Tobi's
Room...
Tobi stared at his new friend in curiosity. He sure was silly looking... he almost looked like one of the creatures from his 'Fantasy' coloring book. He scratched his head, trying to remember what Rena had said his new friend's name was. Oh well, he'll just wait until he woke up. Then he'll ask him.
Tobi took Dango's arms and pulled him over to sit up against his bed. Once Dango was successfully sitting upright, Tobi turned around and looked for one of his hats that he wore whenever he played tea party with his stuffed animals. As he passed the door however, someone out in the hallway caught his attention. He looked out the door, only to see Sari slowly moving down the hallway. She turned and looked at Tobi, giving him a creepy smile before vanishing into a puddle of water. Tobi gave out a startled gasp, quickly running over and closing his door. He never really liked Sari a whole lot... she was really scary and she always was quietly standing in the shadows..watching..
Tobi shuddered, tip-toeing away from the door, then bouncing back over to his new friend. He studied his face for a moment, until Dango's eyes started to flutter open. Tobi gasped, throwing his arms up into the air.
"Hi!! Friend!!"
"One Eye!!" Dango grabbed Tobi and brought him into a hug, "Oh One Eye you scared me"
Tobi was motionless...no one in the Akatsuki ever really gave him a hug, "Friend!, we have much to do!" Dango smiled touching his now fluffy princess hat. Tobi dragged Dango by his hand to a tiny tea table. Tobi ran to his closet and pulled out a purple cape and a king hat, and went to join Dango sitting uncomfortably in the tiny chairs. (Dango was roughly two feet taller then Tobi).
Just then axe blades smashed through the door. A raging Opyp then kicked the door in, "Dango?" Opyp looked around the room, and spotted Dango dressed up in princess clothes. "Dango? You can't leave if you don't tell me where you are going..if I lost you, then I would be stuck with the two idiot love birds." Opyp raised one eyebrow.
Tobi sat there staring at the raging Cow. He wasn't sure if it was a male or female. "Want to play?" Tobi cocked his head. "Uh, no" Opyp said with a harsh voice. Dango got up out of his chair only to trip. Opyp rushed over to Dango to help him up. Dango stared deep into Opyp's dark eyes, "Please? It's fun!" Dango smiled and Opyp lifting their arms up only to have the gleaming Tobi dressed them up in a prince outfit.
Opyp sighed.
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meanwhile in
PB and Gold's room..
PB awoke to see Gold's smiling face as he sat in the rocking chair next to the bed. Since Goldy didn't sleep, he spent his time watching PB breathe, a weird habit he'd acquired. PB smiled.
"Morning Gorgeous" Goldy whispered. PB quietly responded, "Morning Ugly" Goldfish frowned, "Ugly, huh?" PB smirked and half closed her eyes staring at him. "What are you going to do about it?" Goldfish boggled at her, then jumped from the chair and onto her. He kissed her neck, "If I'm so ugly then you must be one ugly lover chick"
"Yes, maybe" she pushed him off, "But it's time for the day to began"
"Hazzah?"