AN: This was supposed to be a one-shot, but I continued it to see what potential this storyline has. I hope this is a simple car crash instead of a trainwreck.

After who knows how long my eyes finally stopped leaking tears. They emitted a familiar sting of a patented crying session. The front of my face still felt wet and gross.

I looked at my surroundings. A dense forest stood around me, acting as my cage. I could hear the sounds of wildlife lurking beyond my little patch of safety.

To my left I can see a giant footprint. The farthest I made it into the story before Lance abducted me was when Malbatorus first appeared. So that has to be where I currently am.

I'm starting to get creeped out. I'm leaving before it gets dark.

ooo000^000ooo

I have no idea where I'm going.

It's been a few hours since I started walking from Malbatorus's spot, but nothing has changed. This damn forest is way too big. I pray for deforestation to prevent any other poor soul from experiencing this.

The crispy cold night air bites at my coat as I sit down next to a random tree. I let out a sigh of relief as my muscles relax, the nonstop journey tearing up this body's flimsy legs. Lance really needed to workout more. Scrawny ass.

Along the way I tried to fly above the forest to scout out where to go, but uh… the less said about that the better. I have no idea how Lance learned to fly so quickly.

I'm really lucky that I have this fur coat, because otherwise I'd start freezing. The start thing here would be to start a fire for extra warmth. Too bad I have literally zero survival skills. I'm really regretting not joining the boy scouts when I was younger.

I lay my head down on a small pile of leaves, ready to pass out. This entire day has been exhausting on both a physical and mental level.

Just as I begin to doze off a flash of light jolts me awake. My eyes snap open as I frantically spaz around. The forest from before is gone, in its place is some really fancy architecture. A castle maybe?

I look over and see a throne with two ponies standing in front of it. Oh shit! That's Princess Celestia and Luna! I'm saved!

Wait… why is Luna all redfaced?

I saw Celestia look in my direction, "You was about to mate with my most faithful student?!"

What… huh? What is she talking about? And what's up with her grammar?

I stood there in confusion as Celestia laughed, "I see. Let me send her a letter tell her that I'm the one who took you away from the activity." She brings out a piece of parchment and writes something down, before it disappears in a green flame.

This is getting on my nerves, "I don't know what you're talking about Princess. I've never met Twilight, let alone… engage in intercourse." I take a few steps back, not liking the way Luna is eyeing me.

She ignored what I said and smiled, "How did it go with the dragon. I hear its actually a nice brony."

It's like I'm being completely ignored! This sucks. Wait, didn't Lance mention that everything ran on a script after he killed The Watcher? I wish he didn't lore dump like that, makes it really hard to pay attention.

So it looks like I'm wasting my time here. I'll have to figure out a way to save myself from this mess. Thanks Lance, you dick.

While I was thinking of what to do, I heard Luna speak up, "Wait Tia, I want to walk him out."

Oh no. I think I remember what happens after this. Luna got a little forceful with Lance in the original story regarding her feelings. I should leave.

Then again, I have no idea where Lance's house is. Having her walk me there is likely the only chance I have of getting there. Knowing where the important locations are might help me out in the long run.

I heard Celestia respond, "Okay sister, just make sure you lead him the right way. Not to your room."

Gross.

Luna started walking towards the giant door behind me, "I will Tia. Follow me Lance."

Yeah sure, whatever you say. I hesitantly followed her.

ooo000^000ooo

The trip was very awkward. Awkward for me at least. Luna occasionally started talking, but I didn't bother responding. It's not like it'd change anything anyway.

As we walked I saw a door open by itself and Luna went inside the building. This must be it then.

I really didn't want to see a recreation of Luna's idea of love, so I think I'll stay on one of the couches for now. I laid down on one as Luna went off to do her thing.

It looks like Luna and myself are the only occupants of this house right now. There were no signs of either David or Louie. I think I know what happened to them. Lance must have killed them sometime before I started reading.

If those two are gone, who else is?

Half an hour passed until I saw Luna leave, a sad look on her face. Imagine getting rejected by someone who doesn't even exist. Not that I feel bad, she did try to rape Lance after all.

I settled back on the couch ready to go to sleep. The events of today swept aside as I finally went to sleepytime land.

ooo000^000ooo

It's been a few days since Lance put me here. Not much happened as I tried to process everything that has happened. The world went on whether I wanted to or not.

There wasn't any food in the house, but that was a problem easily solved. Since everyone was stuck following a prewritten script I could easily take whatever I needed. I could walk out of a store with half of the inventory and nobody would bat an eye.

Even with the food situation taken care of, that still leaves one overall problem. How do I get out of here? I'm still stumped on that one.

If I was a unicorn I could at least use magic, but I'm stuck as a pegasus. As cool as moving clouds is, it doesn't help me in the slightest.

That does remind me of something important though. I should really learn how to fly. Even if it won't help me escape it'll make getting around much easier.

I leave my house and look for a suitable spot to practice. Something like a park or garden should work. Falling on grass is a thousand times better than solid stone.

After ten minutes I found a miniature dog park. As I walk in I can see various high class fancy ponies chatting as their pets run wild. I go over to an empty spot and start practicing.

I start flapping my wings to gain height, but all I accomplish is flopping over onto the grass. I hate this. Everybody else makes flying look easy.

Standing back up to try again. Maybe I was flapping too hard that time? Let's ease it up this time.

Once again I start flapping my wings and rise slightly above the ground. I tilt my body to the left and right to get a feel of how this works, each movement causing me to fly left and right respectively.

Not too shabby. I flap harder to fly a little higher off the ground. I think I'm getting the hang of this.

ooo000^000ooo

I spent an hour in that park as I flew around. While I'm no expert, I can at least get around without Hindenburging.

Thoroughly satisfied with my progress, I went back home to catch up on some reading. If I'm stuck here I might as well learn, right?

I scanned the bookshelves for anything that catches my interest. Ah "Legends and Folklore of Equestria", sounds like a great place to start. I grab the book and lay down on the couch.

As I cracked open the book I heard something that I wasn't expecting. The front door opened with a creak.

Turning my head I saw a green unicorn walk in the house without care, "Dude, nice place you got here."

What.

The unicorn walked throughout the house having a one sided conversation with someone. Wait, I got a tingling feeling in the back of my head. I feel like I remember this pony, but I can't recall who exactly he is.

Well I guess I could use some company. The loneliness was starting to get to me a little bit.

I return to my book, something here might be the key to this whole mess. I hope.