Chapter 2: The Mafia Game

I'm sorry I forgot to put this in the last chapter:

Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons.

(In Liz's room. She slowly woke up and rubbed her eyes for a second not knowing where she was but then she realized it was her room. Her dog Gus comes up and starts licking her ear)

Liz: Gus… Gusy… stop that… stop it (giggles) How is my Gussy Wussy? Wow, you know I had the oddest dream I was watching TV and got sucked into the Simpsons' world. Burns and Cargill were after me it was crazy. Then I came back and somehow Burns and Smithers came back with me. Funny,huh? Good thing it was just…

(Smithers enters and when Liz sees him she screams)

Smithers: Are you all right, Miss Powell?

Liz: You're… You're… you're here! O my god… It wasn't a dream was it?

Smithers: I'm afraid not.

Liz: What exactly do you want anyway… I'm home can't you and Mr. Burns just leave me alone?

Smithers: It really isn't up to me you know.

Liz: I know it's up to your secret lover

Smithers: Now stop that… Monty is not my secret lover.

Liz: HA! You seriously expect me to believe that after you had a screen saver of him saying "I love when you turn me on", you had a dream where he flew through the window, and you follow his every command no matter how evil.

Smithers: I refused to let him block out the sun.

Liz: And then after he was shot you smoked, became an alcoholic, and watched Comedy Central to get over him. I mean the comedy central thing is ok but still.

Smithers: I did not come in here so you could ridicule me!

Liz: Then why did you?

Smithers: I need to know where in this world of yours I can find evil no good mafia men?

Liz: Why would I know where to find Mafia men? Do I look like a criminal to you? (sighs) Ok my dad had to help someone who had a run in with the Mafia I think the man they tangled with was named Joseph … Joseph Bustamonte. Also known as Brass Knuckles Joe. I'm not entirely sure where you would find him but my guess is somewhere in Brooklyn.

Smithers: Thank you.

(Smithers goes back into the living room)

Sir, I think I know who we can get to help us. However, we might need some money in order to gain his trust.

Burns: Well, Smithers. Then go to the bank and get some money.

Smithers: But, Mr. Burns… steal money from a bank? I believe you have to much respect to try that.

Burns: You're right. That is why you and the girl are gonna do it.

Smithers: yes,sir.

(Later at the bank)

Liz: I hate you. I used to like you but now I hate you. If this was an episode it would be fantastic but we're not in an episode and it is not great or fantastic. In fact I feel like I'm in hell.

Smithers: Shut up! Listen, not being in Springfield is very hard on Mr. Burns and me. We don't leave Springfield that often. As a visitor here he needs entertianment. Unfortunately, causing pain to others is the only way he can enjoy himself. And he requested we rob this bank so that is what we are going to do. Now, I'll distract the guard you go into the vault and get the money. 50,000 should do it.

Liz: ok.

(Smithers walks up the guard and starts a conversation with him while Liz Powell walks back toward the vault. Having no idea what she is doing she twists the vault door which to her surprise opens automatically. She starts stuffing money into the bag. After getting what she thinks is 50G's she walks out of the vault and shuts it)

Thank was way too easy.

(Smithers comes up)

Smithers: Shall we?

Liz: Ok.

(They walk out the door but Liz turns back because she forgot her purse on the table. The alarms start going off)

Clerk: That's her! That's the girl I saw coming out of the vault with our money.

Liz: What? No, I didn't steal your money… Mr. Smithers. Mr. Smithers!

Guard: Come with me, please.

Liz: I did not steal your money! I did not steal your money! MR. SMITHERS!

(The guard arrests Liz and puts Liz in his cop car. Smithers turns around to see where she went but he is too late and the cop car drives away so he turns a corner and runs back to the apartment. A few hours later after finding out more about Brass Knuckles Joe. He and Mr. Burns take a subway train to Brooklyn. At the moment they are down in the station waiting for a train)

Burns: Smithers, what is this horrid place?

Smithers: It's called a subway station, sir. It's the fastest way to get to where we need to go.

Burns: Just keep that suitcase close by… who knows what vermin fester down here.

(Enter two goth looking girls. One has blue hair, blue lip stick, a black tank top and jeans. The other has a black Mohawk with purple tips, blue lip stick, black tank top, and a black skirt. )

Good God Smithers! What are those vile creatures!!

Girl1: Who are you calling a vile creature you rich jackass

Girl 2: Yea at least we don't look like stupid cartoon characters!

Burns: Smithers, we must be in the bowels of the underworld… why else would we see demons like that.

Girl 1: Listen, you fucking dick! We are not from the bowels of the underworld and if you have a problem with our life style then Fuck you!

Girl 2: Come on, Tory forget these losers. Let's go over there and wait for the train.

Girl 1: Ok, Let's go.

(The girls walk away from Burns and Smithers)

Burns: Smithers, what were those girls?

Smithers: I believe they have many names, sir. But I believe the most common ones are punks, Goths, and Emos.

Burns: I don't believe I have seen anything so monterous in my life.

Smithers: They are quite frightening, sir. Although our radioactive monkeys might be a little more so.

(The train comes and they get on)

Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking… I'm going to need an army of henchmen once I take over the world… what do you think of using these… what did you call them… Goth people? Are there enough of them.

Smithers: I'm not sure,sir. You certainly couldn't use those girls I believe you upset them quite a bit.

Burns: When we get back to the apartment I would like you to look up more about these Goths.

Smithers: Yes,sir.

(They finally end up at 112 Brooklyn Heights. It is an abandoned warehouse. It was 7:10pm. Smithers knocks on the door and a gangster enters)

Gangster:What do you want?

Smithers: My name is W.S. I have an appointment with Joseph Bustamonte.

Gangster: You're 20 minutes early and he's busy.

Smithers: Doing what?

Gangster: That's nunna your business!

(They hear the TV it's the episode where Mr. Burns is in love with Marge and they hear "Smithers, she's amazing. Have you ever had the dream where they are flying through the window" The whole room starts to shake and changes into Smithers's dream sequence. The gangster and enter)

Gangster: O my god! Boss! Boss!

(Enter Joe)

Joe: What the hell is going on out… mother of god.

(Smithers sees Joe and Burns falls and everything goes back to normal)

Joe: May I help you fellas?

Smithers: We talked on the phone I'm Waylon Smithers and this is my boss Monty Burns.

Joe: Come in… come in.

(turns off the TV and they sit down)

Smithers: We have a business proposal we would like to make and we are willing to make it worth your while.

Joe: I can't believe this.

Burns: Smithers, why don't we help him believe.

(Smithers takes out the suitcase and opens it)

50,000 make you a believer, Mr. Bustamonte?

Joe: What do you want from me?

Burns: I need your men to help kidnap the greatest scientists on earth to make a laser that can be aimed at the earth and will blow it up with the push of a button.

Joe: 50 G's for that? Well usually the price would be higher however you two are my favorite Simpsons characters and I'm not sure if you are really them or not but in case you are. I believe we have a deal, Mr. Burns.