Chapter 3: Lucky we've a…

While Smithers and Burns were making a deal with the mob and Liz Powell was rotting in jail for a crime that she was forced to commit nothing had changed in Springfield. The sun was still shining and the birds were still singing. It was 7:30am and things were happier than usual because Burns was gone. Over in the Flanders home Maude woke up and looked over at Ned. She tried to nug him awake)

Maude: Neddy… Neddy… come on sleepy head time to get up, Ned.

After trying a few times she got out of bed and went down stairs to make breakfast. Ned woke up to the delicious smell of crisp bacon. Rod and Todd woke up to it to and ran downstairs to see what was for breakfast. Todd enters the kitchen first and sees the Pancakes and bacon on the table.

Todd: Pancakes and bacon? But dad never makes that.

Rod: Yea that was always what mom made.

Maude: Good morning, boys.

Rod: ( notices his mother for the first time) Mom?

Todd: Mom!

( they go over to hug her)

Both: We missed you, mom.

Maude: I missed you too. It was quite lonely at bible camp but I think it helped.

Todd: Can we go to bible camp next year?

Maude: I think your father wants to take us to Bible world next year.

Both: Bible world?! Yea we love bible world.

Ned hearing the noise from down stairs comes in and walks into the kitchen.

Ned: Did someone say something about bible world?

Todd: Yea, mom said we could go next summer.

Ned: Of course we can I don't see… wait who said that?

Todd: Mom.

Ned: Todd we've been over this your mother…

Maude: I'm what, Neddy?

Ned: Maude! ( Ned faints and Maude gets him over to the couch and gets the smelling salts) O, darn I left the oven on. ( exits to turn off the oven and Ned wakes up) What happened? How did I get on the couch?

Rod: Mom, put you on the couch.

(Maude re-enters)

Ned: Maude, how did you… what are you…

Maude: Neddy, are you all right. You're not acting like your happy self today.

Ned: It's just that it's been so long.

Maude: It was a long 2 weeks wasn't it?

Ned: 2 weeks? Maude, you've been gone for months.

Maude: Neddy… what are you talking about?

Ned: Maude… you're suppose to be dead. You died months ago at the race track…. I'm not even sure if this is real.

Maude: Would this help make you believe. ( she goes and kisses him)

Ned: O Maude, I missed you. ( gets up and hugs his wife and then Rod and Todd join in the hug. Then Ned suddenly let's go) We have to go. Something is going to happen to this town. We need to get into the bomb shelter.

(Ned grabs Maude's hand and they Rod and Todd run out the door with supplies and to the bomb shelter. The second they lock the door everything starts to change the houses change shape and yellow people become calcasian colored. We then zoom into the Simpson house. Lisa Simpson gets out of bed and looks in the mirror. She then does a double take and screams. She has suddenly changed into Meg Griffin. She runs to her parents' room and on her way passes Bart's. She notices that Bart has gotten fatter. He has become Chris Griffin.)

Lisa: Bart… Bart, wake up. Bart. Bart!

(Bart wakes up)

Bart: Lise… why did you wake me up I was having… who are you?

Lisa: Bart, it's me

Bart: Me?

Lisa: It's Lisa.

Bart: You're not Lisa. Lisa is 8 and a know it all.

Lisa: Bart, this family has been effected by a grade a flux in the time space continum!

Bart: A what? Wow, you must be Lisa because I didn't understand half of what you said, dude. What happened to you?

Lisa: The same thing that happened to you.

(Bart goes over to the mirror and screams)

Bart: I'm a fat idiot! Do you think this has effected anyone else, Lise?

Lisa: I don't know. But we should tell mom and dad.

(They walk into Homer and Marge's room. Of course they are now Peter and Lois.)

Bart and Lisa: Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad! Mom!

Marge: Bart… Lisa… I'll make you breakfast in a minute.

Bart: Mom, wake up something weird is going on here.

Marge: All right. (Marge wakes up) Who are you two?

Lisa: Mom, it's us… Bart and Lisa.

Marge: What?

Bart: Mom, you have to believe us.

Marge: Of course I believe you, sweetie.

Lisa: No you don't.

Marge: Well it's very hard to believe.

Bart: Ay Carumba…

Marge: O, Bart. ( hugs Bart and then hugs Lisa)

Lisa: Mom, you might want to look in the mirror.

(Marge looks in the mirror)

Marge: O goodness (giggles) well it's kind of weird but I think I like this new look… I wonder what your father would think of it.

Maggie: Mother! Mother get in here you cow!

Marge: Was that Maggie?

(Maggie as Stewie and Santa's little helper and Brian enters)

Maggie: No it was Mr. Burns… yes of course it was me! I'm hungry, mother o and after breakfast don't make any plans because I'm going to kill you.

Marge: Now, Maggie… that's not very nice. We say please when we want something you know that.

S.L. H: It's okay, Lois… Marge… I meant Marge he's just a little cranky. I woke him up this morning… I meant her… Maggie is a girl. O by the way… looking sexy, Marge.

Marge: What?

S.L.H.: Nothing. I didn't say you were sexy. I certainly didn't say that I wanted to plow you till next Tuesday.

Marge: What?!

S.L.H: I'm gonna take Maggie to the park.

Marge: But you're a dog.

Maggie: And I have plans to kill her this afternoon and then I wanted to play dress up with some of her clothes and make up. Marge just got a new dress I want to try on. It will go great with this wig I just bought.

S.L.H: Come on, kid.

Maggie: I guess quality time with you wouldn't hurt either… I love you.

S.L.H.: What?

Maggie: Nothing.

(Exit S.L.H. and Maggie)

Lisa: Mom, Bart and I are gonna talk with professor Frink.

Marge: All right but make sure you're back in time for lunch.

Lisa: Ok.

( they go to the lab and discover that it is now a pharmacy)

Lisa: Professor Frink?

Frink: Good morning, Meg.

Lisa: It's Lisa Simpson.

Frink: Didn't I say that?

Lisa: No, you called me Meg.

Frink: O dear, so sorry Lisa. What could I help you with today?

Lisa: We were wondering if you were done fixing your machine?

Frink: Machine?

Lisa: You're teleportation machine.

Frink: O dear… I'm sorry I totally forgot about that.

Lisa: You forgot? Well you can still fix it can't you?

Frink: I'm afraid I don't remember how to fix it. I don't even remember having a teleportation device.