Chapter 4:Unsolved
(Back in our world two men who seem to be police officers are standing outside the interrogation room. One of them you would be unable to see the face of because his back is to us)
Officer 1: We're getting nothing. She keeps giving some cock and bull story about how this guy named Monty Burns gave his assistant, a man named Smithers, some assignment that forced them to rob the bank. And how Smithers split and left her alone to take the rap.
Officer 2: What's so odd about that?
Officer 1: Well nothing expect she described them as yellow.
Officer 2: They were wearing yellow…so?
Officer 1: That's just the thing they were not wearing yellow. She claims that was the color of their skin.
Officer 2: She racist or something?
Officer 1: I don't think so. You wanna try talking to her?
Officer 2: Yea. Maybe I can get something out of her.
( the second officer enters the interrogation room)
Liz: I told that other officer I am not answering anymore questions.
Officer 2: I'm not quite clear on this story of yours.
Liz: Why would you believe me? The other guy obviously doesn't.
Officer 2: Just start from the beginning.
Liz: Well… I was watching TV and got sucked into an episode of the Simpsons. Unfortunately, SideShow Bob had put a rupture in the space-time continuum which is why I was there in the first place. The government and Mr. Burns both found out. It became a disaster! The government got me in the end but Maggie came to save me. I refused to go back with Mr. Burns like I said I would when he first kidnapped me. Unfortunately, when I tried to get home he and Smithers came with me and now they have a plot to take over the world. I'm not entirely sure what it is all I know is that they went to Brooklyn to hire some gangsters and needed money. Smithers is the one that has your money not me! I did help but I was forced into it you've got to believe me!
Officer 2: Of course I believe you.
(Officer 2 comes out of the shadows and it's Smithers in a trench coat. The lights flash off and then back on and Mr. Burns appears next to him holding a gun that he points at Liz)
Liz: You wouldn't dare.
Burns: O, wouldn't I? I thought you would know me well enough to know I'll do anything.
Liz: You never did learn anything from your sergeant did you?
Burns: You know about…
Liz: The Flying Hellfish… yes, one of my favorites. You tried to kill Bart so you could get away with the treasure. But I know you mainly did it because he called you a coward. He was right. Kill me if you want but that is the cowardly way out!
Burns: I thought you liked when I was vicious.
Liz: But not to me!
Smithers: Sir, maybe we should let her go she is in jail after all and there is no way she will make bail especially because no one will believe her story.
Burns: We can't risk that.
Smithers: (to Liz) I'm so sorry. It was a pleasure having you watch the show.
(Burns fires the gun at Liz)
To be continued…
