Chapter 7: Lisa and Bart 3 part 2
It seemed to Lisa that they had been waiting for at least 3 hours for Elizabeth.
Lisa: Bart, let's go back.
Bart: Lise, Liz will be here any minute. In the meantime we could have some fun with the stuff in this world.
Lisa: We've been away from home long enough and I don't think she's coming. We should go home and try to map out a plan of our own.
Lisa grabbed Bart and tried to go through the wall but it had become an ordinary wall.
O my God… Hello… Hello?! ( Lisa starts ramming on the wall like a mad person trying to get in. Homer passes by the book shelf)
Voice of Homer: Hello?
Lisa: Dad… it's me… Lisa… Bart and I are stuck in the wall. Could you see if you could reach in and get us?
Homer: You're stuck in the wall? He He He He!
Lisa: Dad, this is not funny!
Bart: Yea, Homer. This is very serious!
Homer: Sorry.
(they burst out laughing together)
Lisa: I can't believe you two our world is doomed and neither of you care!
Bart: Well, if you want to get out of here we could pull a Homer.
Lisa: A Homer?
Bart: We could take something sharp and puncture the area of the 3-D world we're in.
Lisa: Bart Simpson, that is the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
(Bart takes a cone and slams it in the floor that creates a vortex that gets bigger and bigger. Until they get sucked into the hole and fall down. Eventually, they land in a dumpster)
What is wrong with you?
Bart: You wanted to get out of there… we're out.
Lisa: Sometimes, I wonder how I'm related to you.
(As they climb out of the dumpster a group of people dressed up as the Hills from King of the Hill see them)
Peggy: Are you all right?
Lisa: We're fine thank you.
Luanne: Are you guys going to the cartoon convention?
Bart: You bet we are!
Luanna: You're welcome to come with us.
Bart: Thanks, dude. I'm Bart Simpson. This is my sister Lisa.
Luanne: ( giggles) I'm Luanne… this is my cousin Bobby, my aunt Peggy, my husband Lucky, and my uncle Hank.
Lisa: Nice to meet you.
Bart: Yea… nice to meet you.
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Meanwhile back at Fox Studios
Burns: Smithers, have you called the secret service men yet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. They said they will be ready when we get in at 3:30pm.
Burns: Excelleent!
Smithers:O, and Brass Knuckles Joe called, sir. He wants to know what you want to do with the grandmother?
Burns: Tell him to take the grandmother and meet us at NASA at 1am.
Smithers: You gonna send her somewhere,sir?
Burns: YOU' RE sending Elizabeth and her grandmother to Neptune
Smithers: I don't mean to question you but is it really necessary to send them into outer space,sir?
Burns: Smithers, they are trying to get us back to Springfield… I will not go back! Now get her out of the closet and let's go.
(Smithers walks into the closet and grabs Liz and drags her out)
Liz: Well, I'm out of the closet… your turn.
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Lisa, Bart, and the King of the Hill fans walk into the huge jungle of kids, young adults, and geeks who have no lives which is why they watch the shows. Lisa is amazed at all the different people around and all the booths. There are TV screens above everyone… each is showing a different TV show. They get to the Simpsons section.
Peggy: Well, we'll see you guys later. You should stop by the King of the Hill station. It's always fun over there. Or we might come back here.
Lisa: Thank you.
(The Hills exit)
Come on, Bart. We need to find Liz.
Bart: Lise, the party is just getting started we can find her later.
Lisa: The longer we stay here the more the time- space continuum will collaspe.
Bart: Can't we stay just for a minute?
Lisa: No!
Voice: Lisa?
(Lisa turns around and sees someone dressed up as Colin)
Lisa: Colin…
Colin: Are you staying around here for a while?
Lisa: Uh- huh… Bart, um why don't you see if you can find Milhouse?
Bart: All right… I'll catch you later, Lise.
(Suddenly all the screens go out and come back on again)
Burns: Attention all you driveling idiots! I send my greetings as your new leader and would like to declare my new laws. Law 1: All the poor will be put on a boat and shipped into the middle of the ocean ,Law 2: Those of you who don't want this to happen and protest against it even if they have a job will also be shipped out into the ocean, Law 3: Anyone with the name Simpson or Powell will be found and banished to outer space, Law 4: Every company is now a Monty Burns company. Law 5 whoever refuses to follow my laws will be shot on sight. Thank you for listening you may commence with your boring lives.
Colin: That episode is gonna be awesome.
Lisa: Episode? What do you mean episode? Colin, Mr. Burns if taking over the world!
Colin: Lisa, it's been nice fooling around but my name is Robert and I have a girl friend so I don't know what world your living in… but that was a commercial.
Lisa: If that was a commercial where was voice over? Where was the logo and the time and date for the episode?
Colin: I don't know.
Lisa: Didn't think so… Bart! Come on… let's go.
Bart: How do we get to Washington D.C.?
Lisa: We don't have time to think about it… let's just get to an airport.
(exit Lisa and Bart)
(1 am at NASA… Smithers walks up to the rocket with Elizabeth and the gangsters come with her grandma)
Smithers: Thank you for coming. Now, Mr. Burns wants us to put them in and go down to ground control. We are not allowed to leave until the rocket leaves the ground.
Joe: I understand.
( the shove Elizabeth and her grandmother into the rocket and shut the door)
Liz: I hope you all burn in hell!
Smithers: I'm sorry about this.
(Smithers and the gangsters exit)
Liz: I'm sorry about this, grandma.
Grandma: It's not your fault,dear.
(Smithers is down at ground control and starts calling)
Smithers: 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3...2...1... Blast off!
(The rocket blasts off and heads toward Neptune)
God speed, girls. God speed!
(Smithers brows his head in pity)