Chapter 8: A long day's journey into…

A NASA rocket is pelting toward Neptune

Liz: Again… I'm sorry about this.

Grandma: You have nothing to be sorry about.

Liz: I brought an evil mogul to our world; I called you to bail me out of jail; and I got us kidnapped and put on a rocket to Neptune where we are gonna die…so I have a lot to be sorry for, Grandma

(The rocket crashes on the surface of Neptune. Liz puts on one of the space suits)

I'm gonna go and take a look around.

Grandma: Be careful, dear.

Liz: I will.

(Liz leaves the space craft and tries to walk on Neptune)

It's oddly quiet around here.If this was some type of a TV show or a story or something… I'd say this would be about the time some space aliens would show up.

Voice: Too bad this isn't some television show

(Liz turns to where the voice came from and the two space creatures from the Simpsons crawl out)

Kang: Greetings, Earthling.

Liz: O my god! Kang and Kodos!

Kang: I am Kang and this is my… yes, how do you know us, Earthling?

Liz: I've seen you two on TV… I love you guys… um… so I'm not sure whether I should ask for your help or be terrified out of my mind because you're gonna eat me.

Kodos: It is only fitting you be terrified because WE WILL EAT YOU!

Kang: NOW TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER!

Liz: Sorry, I can't really do that.

Kang: You're protecting your leader are you?!

Liz: No, it has nothing to do with my planet's leader… you can take him! He's brand new… his name is Monty Burns. The reason I can't take you to him is because my rocket ship crashed here and I can't get back home.

Kang: We don't help Earthlings

Liz: I know you terrorize them but do you want our leader or not!

Kang: What do you think, Kodos?

Kodos: She might be tricking us so we don't eat her.

Kang: On the other hand one of us could be the ruler of her planet if we help her.

Liz: So… what do you say fellas?

Kang: Fine.

Kodos: We will help you but you will take us to your leader.

Liz: Deal.

After three hours and lots of work the ship is ready to go. Kang, Kodos, and Liz get into the rocketship. Liz'sgrandmother sees the two creatures and faints.

Liz: That's my grandmother… please don't eat her.

(Meanwhile at the whitehouse)

Smithers: Here is your mail for today, sir. I was just about to go get your paper shall I get you anything while I'm out?

Burns: No, just tell my new assistant I want her to organize the library.

Smithers: Yes, sir.

(exit Smithers. Outside the spacecraft lands in front of the building. Smithers runs back into the building to warn Mr. Burns. Liz exit's the ship followed by Kang and Kodos)

Liz: Guys, you stay here. I'll bring Mr. Burns to you.

Kang: Well, all right but how do we know you'll come back?

Liz: My grandmother isn't coming in with me.

Kodos: Very well, if you don't come back with your leader we'll eat your grandmother.

Liz: Eat her?

Kodos: That is the deal.

Liz: (sighs) Ok.

(Liz exits into the building and stomps into Mr. Burns office)

You Viciously evil jackass! Listen, I like it when you're like this… like that time you kicked Bart into the ocean, the time you blocked out the sun, all those times you stole Christmas… you're an evil man and I love you but you have no right… NO RIGHT to do this to me or the people of this world! So either you and Smithers come back to Springfield with me right now or I'll let the aliens who are waiting outside eat you!

Burns: (evilly laughs) You really think you've won with a threat like that? Well, C. Montgumery Burns does not fold that easily ( takes out a gun from his pocket) Now, why don't you go tell those aliens friends of yours that you made a mistake and you are now the one on the menu.

Liz: No I won't. (She lungs at Burns and tries to grab the gun from him. I goes off in her hand but she snatches it from Burns and pionts it at him) I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns. Goodbye. (pulls the trigger but Smithers jumps in front and get hit by the bullet instead) O my god… O my god! What the hell have I done. I killed Smithers!

(Enter Bart and Lisa)

Bart: You killed the wrong guy? How could you possibly mistake Smithers for Burns, man. Burns is an evil ancient looking guy… Smithers is gay and wears glasses it is not the hard to distinguish them

Liz: It was an accident. I meant to shoot Mr. Burns.