Chapter 9: The Simpsons!
Previously in THE WORLD BURNS…
(Liz exits into the building and stomps into Mr. Burns office)
You Viciously evil jackass! Listen, I like it when you're like this… like that time you kicked Bart into the ocean, the time you blocked out the sun, all those times you stole Christmas… you're an evil man and I love you but you have no right… NO RIGHT to do this to me or the people of this world! So either you and Smithers come back to Springfield with me right now or I'll let the aliens who are waiting outside eat you!
Burns: (evilly laughs) You really think you've won with a threat like that? Well, C. Montgumery Burns does not fold that easily ( takes out a gun from his pocket) Now, why don't you go tell those aliens friends of yours that you made a mistake and you are now the one on the menu.
Liz: No I won't. (She lungs at Burns and tries to grab the gun from him. I goes off in her hand but she snatches it from Burns and pionts it at him) I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns. Goodbye. (pulls the trigger but Smithers jumps in front and get hit by the bullet instead) O my god… O my god! What the hell have I done. I killed Smithers!
(Enter Bart and Lisa)
Bart: You killed the wrong guy? How could you possibly mistake Smithers for Burns, man. Burns is an evil ancient looking guy… Smithers is gay and wears glasses it is not the hard to distinguish them
Liz: It was an accident. I meant to shoot Mr. Burns.
Bart: Yea you were really successful there, man.
Liz: We can still get them both back whether Smithers is dead or not.
Lisa: But dying here might effect something in the TSC.
Bart: TSC?
Burns: I believe she's referring to the time space continuum… and personally, I don't care if my plan is destroying the universe. I rule here now so it's my universe to destroy.
(Enter Kang and Kodos)
Kang: You are incorrect pathetic earthling it is ours!
Burns: And who are you, might I ask?
Kang: I am Kang and this is my sister Kodos we are the new rulers of the earth!
Burns: Not if my henchmen have anything to say about that… gentlemen!
(The gangsters come out and surround the aliens but Kang and Kodos throw them aside)
Liz: Fellas! I told you I'd bring him to you! You can't kill him yet! We need him!
Kodos: First, Don't call us that ! Secondly, we know you have no intention of giving him to us so we're taking him and taking over the planet ourselves
Liz: This was not part of the plan… now if you are not gonna listen to me I'll take my grandmother and go home. She's still in the ship right?
(Kang burps and the grandma comes out of his mouth covered in slime)
You jackass, you promised not to eat her!
Kang: I'm sorry, Earthling but you promised us your leader.
Liz: I'm sorry Kang, but he just took over the world last week and I need to get him back to where he came from or the universe will be doomed forever. So, if you and Kodos could help me that would be great… you can have the world while he's gone.
Kang: All right, puny earthling we'll do it.
Burns: Wait a minute are you two republicans? And have you tried to take over a world before?
Kodos: Yes and yes why do you care?
Burns: Then why follow the lead of some innocent little girl? She has never done anything evil in her life she does not know the meaning of power and glory! Especially, the power of taking something that is not yours but that you desire for very deeply! I do, so you want power forget this delinquent and join me!
Kang: He has a point, Kodos.
Kodos: He does… Alright, earthling our mission has changed.
Burns: Grab the girl and Smithers my gangsters with handle the other two.
(They grab Liz, Bart, Lisa, and Smithers and go into the rocket ship)
Gangster 1: Where to, boss?
Kodos: No one touches the controls but us!
Burns: How do we get to Springfield?
Liz: New York… on 14th and Broadway
(Kang puts in the coordinates and they blast off)
Back in Springfield… or Quahog Lois and Peter were getting ready to fool around both and naked in the living room
Marge: Peter, come on the kids are gone and it's just you and me.
Peter: I just need to get some whipped cream
Marge: Whipped Cream? Yow! You're soooo naughty! Who's my naughty puppy!
Peter: Me.
Marge: O and get some chocolate sauce and cherries I'm verrry hungry
Peter: Hell yes!
( grabs the whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries from the kitchen. There is a knock on the door. Peter answers it in his underwear as Marge rushes upstairs to get a robe. Lenny, Carl, and Ned are standing there)
Yea… what do you want?
Carl (now Cleaveland): Peter, you were suppose to meet us at the clam what happened?
Peter: O, sorry guys. Lois and I were just about to fool around.
Lenny: O, why didn't you say so we can't hold that against you.
Ned: By the way, Homer I thought you should know your kids are coming. I saw them running down the street.
Peter: Thank you. Who the hell are you?
Ned: I'm your neighbor… Ned Flanders.
Peter: Flanders?
Ned: Yes. I've been your neighbor for years and you wrote that hate song about me… Everybody hates Ned Flanders.
Lenny: They said they were gonna play it on the radio today.
( they turn on the radio and start singing the song as they sing it they change one by one until by the end of the song everything is back to normal)
Homer: Flanders? What the hell are you doing here?
Ned: I just… never mind, Homer. I've got to get home.
(runs out yelling Maude's name but she's gone)
Homer: Doesn't he know his wife is dead?
Carl: Go figure… well bye, Homer.
Lenny: Bye, Homer.
Marge: How did a song change everything back to normal?
Liz: It didn't. We did. Well, Maggie did as usual. You see it all started when Mr. Burns had taken us captive
(a little while before back in our world. They finally make it to the wall)
Burns: Put Smithers in first! ( the aliens put the dead Smithers through the wall) Now, throw the others in!
Liz: You'll never get away with this!
Burns: Haven't you noticed? I already have. Good bye… Gentlemen! Now!
(The gangsters throw the children through the wall. Maggie as Stewie is waiting in the 3-D animated world)
Lisa: Maggie? What are you doing here?
Maggie: I'm here on a god damn holiday I've always loved grided rooms! I'm here to help you, idiot! ( takes out a guns that forms a net around someone) Shoot this through the wall.
(Bart takes it from Maggie and shoots it to where Mr. Burns was standing they pull and Mr. Burns falls through the wall and on top of them making them all crash back into Springfield. Once they get there everything starts changing back to normal and Liz, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie head back to the Simpsons house)
Burns: You will pay! I had a plan I was going to build an army! You killed my dreams and my best friend!
Liz: Smithers, was your best friend?
Burns: Of course, why do you think I've kept in around so long.
Liz: Well, the least I could do is give him a proper burial.
( they go to the cemetery have a quick service and then go to the Simpsons house)
(back in present)
Marge: That is some story.
Lisa: I have to write it down in my log… excuse me.
Bart: I'm going over to Milhouse's house.
(Bart and Lisa exit in different directions)
Liz: I'm gonna go check up on Ned Flanders.
( walks outside and sees Flanders)
Mr. Flanders, I'm so sorry.
Ned: It's ok. I suppose you had to do what you had to do. I'll be fine. Her time to be with me was over a long time ago.
Liz: Look on the bright side… Burns might sneak out of this dimension again one day.
Ned: You call that a bright side?! You need to work on your definition of bright side.
Liz: Ok. Again, I'm sorry, Mr. Flanders.
(Liz goes back inside)
(one week later)
( the Simpson theme plays and there is now an exact person in the couch scene… Liz)
(When the episode starts it's a Friday night and the Simpsons are sitting in front of the TV)
Bart: Liz, will you help me with my math homework?
Liz: help you or do it for you?
Bart: I think you know which one.
Liz: No. Besides, it's Friday why are you doing it tonight?
Bart: Just wanted to see if I could trick my favorite older sister into doing it for me.
Liz: Favorite, huh? Nice try but no.
Bart: Lise, how about you?
Lisa: Forget it, Bart.
Marge: You know it's such a nice night why don't you do something fun.
Homer: (groans) Marge… I don't want to!
Marge: Homer, I was talking to the kids.
Liz: Mom, I have date. He should be here soon.
( there is a knock on the door… Snake and his girlfriend; SideShow Bob and Francesa holding Gino; and Cecil are at the door)
Bob: Elizabeth…
Liz: Hey, Bob.
Bob: This is my wife Francesa… and your date my brother Cecil.
(Bob and Lisa scream "AH! SIDESHOW BOB")
Hello… Lisa… Bart! Don't worry I'm not here to kill you tonight. Just came to pick up Elizabeth for our group date. Then we'll be on our way.
Snake: Dude, come on lets it the road. Monica and I have a lot we want to do before the nights out.
Monica: ( flirty to Snake while she rubs his chest)We sure do.
Cecil: O go get a room! You disgust me!
Francesa: Anyway! We were hoping maybe Lisa could watch Gino which we were out?
Lisa: Didn't you hear about how I nearly killed Bart after I babysat him?
Bob: REALLY?! Then you're more qualified then I thought! Perfect!
Bart: I'm gonna go over to Milhouse's tonight. Good bye, Bob… snake… cecil… Francesa… gino… bye, Lise… bye, Liz. Bye Mom! Bye, Homer!
( runs out the door without taking anything with him)
Francesa: That boy gets jumpier every time I see him Roberto.
Bob: He'll never get over the fact that I want to kill him.
Cecil: (to Liz) Shall we, dear?
Liz: Yes… bye, mom. Bye, dad.
Marge: Don't be out too late.
Liz: I won't.
(exit Liz and gang on the street they see Mr. Burns with an asisstant, who is actually Smithers)
Burns: Great to have you back, Smithers.
Smithers: Great to be back, sir. By the way the coffin I was in was lovely.
Liz: Mr. Smither?! But I… How did you… when did you… never mind, I have to remember
This is the Simpsons ANYTHING is possible.
Smithers: Have a good evening, Miss Simpson.
(exit Liz, Snake, Monica, Cecil, Bob, and Francesa)
Burns: Smithers, who was that peculiar girl?
Smithers: Just the oldest daughter of one of your drones from sector 7-G.
Burns: She dates criminals?
Smithers: Everyone has different preferences on who they want to be with.
Burns: Who would you like to be with?
Smithers: You, sir.
Burns: Me? Me?! Well, I'm shocked and flattered, Waylon.
Smithers: What about you, sir?
Burns: Love get in the way of power, Smithers. I love world domination and the fact that I almost had it.
Smithers: You will one day. I believe that because I love you.
Burns: Smithers, you're an idiot.
The End
(Author's note: I hope you guys enjoyed the story. I tried to make it the best sequel I could and I'm sorry if my joke's offended anyone. I didn't mean to be offensive. Anyway, I have more Simpsons and other fanfics to come. And I have other fanfics that you are all welcome to read. So if you haven't yet and you enjoyed the story. PLEASE REVIEW! Thank you)