Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own Naruto.
Things Konoha Genin Teams are Not Allowed to Do
Team Ten
Ino, can you explain why Neji was acting like a six year old girl?
Shikamaru, using your shadows for various things, while innovative, can't be done for everything.
Choji, can you explain why Shushuya billed the Sarutobi household for over fifteen thousand ryo in food?
Don't do it, even if Asuma says it's okay.
Ino, quit addressing Asuma as by the name Pimpmaster. We have already had enough pedophilia complaints because of Team Seven doing something similar.
You also can't refer to him as 'Snuggle Bear' or 'Huggy Bear'.
Choji, you can't barbecue Tora to see if he tastes good.
Ino, while taking over Jiraya's mind and making him act like a boy obsessed teenage girl was entertaining, don't make him dress as one. We didn't need to see that, and the alcohol needed to forget it get's expensive after awhile.
Asuma, can you explain why Shikamaru was being chased through Konoha, half naked, by Gaara and Kankuro?
Shikamaru, we'd appreciate it if you would refrain from doing lewd shadow puppets on the Hokage monument.
Ino, you can't take over the minds of any male who's offended you and make them act like they're gender confused. Especially since Naruto continued it for a week afterward, and did a good job.
Especially since we know you made a bet with him that he couldn't do it.
Shikamaru, challenging Temari to strip shogi should be done in a private location, not in public.
Ino, just because Hinata told you how well endowed Naruto is does not mean you should molest him, or castrate him because he is larger than Sasuke in that regard.
Choji, when practicing your clan's techniques, please refrain from doing it near any inhabited areas. We needed that building.
None of you will bet that Asuma can shave with his trench knives again.
Yes, he'll be out of the hospital shortly, and with no scars.
Ino, you are not allowed to flirt with attractive clients, that was the fourth one Asuma had to kill in order to keep you from being molested.
You are also not allowed to flirt with, seduce, entice, or tease Naruto any more, he's confused enough about females as it is.
You deserved to have Naruto turn the tables on you like that Ino.
Choji, just because it says all you can eat, doesn't mean you can close a restaurant for a week due to lack of food.
Shikamaru, can you explain why Neji was doing a strip dance in front of Anko during kunoichi night at the Drunken Shinobi?
No, we will not put out contracts to assassinate Tora, so quit asking us.
Ino, we will not try to have Kakashi and Anko put into an arranged marriage so that they can produce prodigy babies.
Shikamaru, even though Ino annoys you, having her do a strip dance in front of the Hokage with your Kagemane no Jutsu is not allowed.
Ino, you will not have Shikamaru dress in drag and walk into a gay bar singing 'I'm So Pretty' again.
Asuma, if your team has enough time to cause this kind of trouble, then you are not training them hard enough.
Ino, quit flirting with Genma. Just because he's a man-whore doesn't mean he will cross that line.
Ino, don't reply to Orochimaru's statement of "You would be surprised at what I can do with my toungue." With, "Hmm, tempting."
Shikamaru, persuading Gai and Lee to change into tight fitting shorts and sing 'Macho, Macho Man' was not amusing.
Neither was joining them in that event, Choji.
Ino, you are not allowed to associate with Anko Mitarashi again.