The next morning, at 3 o'clock a.m. , Hidan awoke to find Kakuzu hyperventilating with money in each of his hands. "M-money . . . d-don't w-worry . . . I wo-won't leave you a-again . . . I'm s-sorry . . ." Kakuzu said, then kissed the money.
Hidan jumped out of bed and yelled, "HA!! I KNEW YOU COULDN'T EVEN LAST A FUCKING DAY!!"
Kakuzu got up from the ground, worried, "It isn't w-what it looks like!!"
Suddenly, Konan appeared in their room. "What the hell is going on in here!?" Konan asked, crossing her arms. Since her room was next to theirs, she could hear even the faintest of noises coming from their room, unfortunately.
"He has money!! HE LOST!!" Hidan yelled, happily. Konan turned her attention to Kakuzu. Kakuzu was caught red handed with the money in his hands. He tried to hide the money behind his back but it was too late, Konan had already seen.
"Um . . . it isn't what it looks like?" Kakuzu managed to say.
"Okay . . . I see that Kakuzu lost the bet. I'll tell you details later, Kakuzu, so get some sleep ya freaks." Konan said, exiting the room.
Later, at 11 o'clock a.m. that same day, Konan came in the room with a bag of clothes. If Kakuzu was going to act gay, Konan wanted to make sure he would be ridiculed. "Kakuzu, here's your dress," Konan said, pulling out a blue dress, "go put it on." Kakuzu grabbed the dress and walked to the bathroom, muttering curse words as he walked. Hidan sat on the bed and started to giggle.
Five minutes later, Kakuzu came out. The dress was a bit short to him, due to the fact that it came up about 6 inches above his knees. It also had a bow on the back that was light blue, and really stood out. Konan and Hidan started to laugh their heads off. "SHUT THE HELL UP!! Konan, tell me who so I can end this quickly. Kakuzu moaned, setting one hand on his hip. Yeah, tell me quick so the person 'mysteriously' dies, Kakuzu thought.
"I want you to act gay towards . . ." Konan started to say and then dramatically paused. Hidan was eager to find out whom so he was one the edge of the bed. "Hidan."
"What is it?" Hidan asked, assuming that Konan wanted to get his attention.
"Hidan; that's the person you have to act gay towards." Konan said, smirking.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Hidan bellowed, falling off the bed, shifting his gaze between Konan and Kakuzu simultaneously. "You're . . . you're joking . . . right?" Hidan managed to say in his moment of shock.
"I'm not. Have fun with your new lover." Konan said, exiting the room.
"HEY!! YOU FUCKING PLANNED THIS FROM THE START YOU BITCH!!" Hidan screamed making a finger gesture towards Konan as she left. Kakuzu looked at Hidan with a devilish smirk; this was his chance to humiliate Hidan. Sure, there was some humiliation for himself in some ways, but it would be worth it.
"Hidan . . . You know as well as I do that we don't want to act this way. So why don't we only act like that when Konan is around, Okay?" Kakuzu stated.
"Sounds like a good idea." Hidan said, turning to Kakuzu. Both, for that moment in time, seemed as though they would get along . . . but this is Hidan and Kakuzu we're talking about so it won't last for long.
"Oh yeah, Pein wanted us all to gather in the living room for an announcement at 11:25, so we better get going." Kakuzu suggested.
Hidan left the room with Kakuzu a bit suspicious of him. Despite this, he just went on.
When the two of them got to the living room, no one was there.
". . . Where is everyone? It's 5 minutes until 11:25." Hidan said, looking around. Kakuzu smirked, that was all the time he needed.