Hidan, noticing Kakuzu was not answering had a confused look on his face. Something was going to happen but . . . he didn't know what. But, suddenly, Kakuzu pushed Hidan into one of the chairs. "Wha-" Hidan only managed to say until Kakuzu hushed him with his lips.
Hidan, wanting Kakuzu to stop, he put his hands on Kakuzu's shoulders to try and push him off. Instead, Kakuzu pushed the other way. He was really ticked off so Hidan lunged forward and pushed Kakuzu.
Kakuzu started to fall back but quickly grabbed onto Hidan's cloak. Unfortunately, Hidan did not keep his balance so they both ended up falling with Hidan on top of Kakuzu.
"Hey, what's going . . . on . . .? Are we interrupting something?" Kisame asked. Hidan looked up to see every member of Akatsuki standing there. Of course, Konan was in the back, about to burst with laughter.
"Hidan forced me to the floor like this!!" Kakuzu said, creating an alibi for himself but embarrassing Hidan like he wanted to do.
"I-I didn't do that!!" Hidan yelled a becoming a bit red in the face.
Everyone seemed to have the 'we-know-you're-lying' look on their faces. Hidan got off of Kakuzu and stomped away. Kakuzu got up and smirked.
"Lovers. What can ya do?" Kakuzu said, walking after Hidan. "Come back here snuggle bunny!!"
There was silence in the living room until a huge amount of laughter broke out. "What's so funny?" Tobi asked, not understanding the gay moment. Everyone went silent, staring at Tobi. Then, they dispersed, leaving Tobi in the room alone. "What did Tobi do?"
Hidan was grumbling to himself on his bed in his room. He did not like the fact that every member in Akatsuki thought he was gay. Being gay was against Jashin's wishes. Why would he do that?
The door opened and Kakuzu stood in the door way.
"Hey, you left me. You know I hate when you do that." Kakuzu said, smirking.
Hidan threw his scythe towards Kakuzu.
"Get the hell out of here."
"Why? It's our room."
"Get the fuck out. NOW."
Kakuzu, ignoring Hidan's wishes, walked over to Hidan's bed and sat next to him. Currently, he didn't have his scythe so it was okay to sit next to him.
"What do you think you're doing?" Hidan asked, glaring at Kakuzu.
"This." Kakuzu said. He laid his hand onto Hidan's cheek and then pulled Hidan's face closer and kissed him. Hidan immediately pulled away and spit on the side of the bed.
After wiping his mouth, Hidan screamed, "WHAT THE HELL!?"
"You've got to admit this: I'm the only person you would ever even consider letting act gay towards you."
"THAT'S FUCKING WRONG!! I'D RATHER ANYBODY ELSE IN THE AKATSUKI BE FUCKING GAY TOWARDS ME!!"
"Well, who would you rather have?"
Hidan thought carefully. If he did not answer, he knew he would never here the end of it from Kakuzu. But if he did answer, Kakuzu would be screaming it through the lair.
Luckily for Hidan, the door opened and Deidara walked in. Kakuzu immediately reached to hold Hidan's hand. Hidan batted the hand away instantly.
Deidara leaned against the arch of the door and smirked. "So, the rumors have been true. I thought they were useless lies. But I guess Itachi really does have the queer eye for the gay guys. He really is a reliable source."
There was an awkward silence through the room.
". . . I can't believe Itachi found out. I guess Hidan's and mine's love can't be hidden." Kakuzu shrugged.
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Hidan bellowed.
Deidara laughed silently. "You two act like a married couple."
"I know, don't we?"
"DEIDARA, HAND ME MY SCYTHE!! I'M GOING TO KILL THIS ASSHOLE!!" Hidan roared.
Deidara laughed and then left their room. "Have fun."