Everybody Loves Chocolate Cake
By: JediWillRule & EvilSithGirl (Samurai Zakari)
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Chapter Three:
Could This Day Get Any Worse?
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"What are we going to do?" asked a worried Sakura.
"What we need is a plan," answered Kakashi. "So, everyone start thinking!"
Everyone got thinking.
Silence…
Then…
"Too too too too too too too…too too too too, TOO! Too too too too too--ouch!"
Jeopardy music provided by Naruto. Bonk-on-the-head provided by Sakura.
"Shut up and think!"
Alas, they were asking the impossible…
"I got it!"
Once again the loudmouth-blonde broke the silence that could only last a mere moment. Everyone turned to look at Naruto with either a doubtful or shocked expression.
"Let's all go to Ichiraku and eat some ramen! Ra-men paar-tey! Whoo! Ra-men paar-tey!"
They all sweatdropped with 'why-am-I-not-surprised' expressions. Sakura, who was already at the peak of her anger, finally snapped and began to power up a giant, demonic, yet-somehow-cool chakra sword.
"Na. Ru. TO!"
That was a sure sign to run like hell away from the looking-like-a-homicidal-maniac-with-fire-in-her-eyes Sakura. And run Naruto did, literally through the door, leaving a trail of yellow liquid substance oozing from his pants, (eeewww…) with a homicidal Sakura chasing him to the ends of the earth...
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Meanwhile, Itachi carried Sasuke over his shoulder like a sak-o-potatoes while leaping from tree to tree. The last piece of chocolate cake was being heavily guarded, wrapped in foil paper--Yes, FOIL! The all mighty substance of DOOM--in Itachi's free hand.
But alas, the so called carrier of the mighty foil failed to notice that some of the trees behind him started to burn. How? Let's find out, shall we? Enter the psychotic mind of Itachi.
'I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts, doo doo. Something, something, STANDING IN THE RAIN!! Short ones, fat ones, evile-pruny-purple-loving-chocolate-hating-pedophile ones too! I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts NOT for you! Cuz their mine now! Bohahaha!...I think I just said doo-doo…hehe…doo doo...hehehe HOOCHYMAMA!!'
That's why. If you don't get it, then you're stupid.
So exactly why were the trees on fire? Well, Duckass, the prince of emos, was bored and wanted to take out his frustrations on the poor forest. And so he tried to burn it with nothing but the power of his glaring eyes. First, smoke. Second, a tiny flame, and a smirk from Sasuke. Then, the whole freaking forest was on fire. HOLY SHIT.
Build him a statue and tremble before him, because Sasu-chan can burn things with merely the power of his eyes. Yep, and the fire has nothing to do with the fact some noob dropped his lit cigarette on the forest floor and forgot to stomp on it because he wanted to chase after the fluffy bunny froo-froo hopping through the forest. Nope, the fire was all Sasu-chan.
After awhile though, Sasuke got tired of watching the pretty forest fires that he created himself (coughcoughnotreallycough) and so had to find something else to occupy his fourteen-year-old male mind with. Enter the ever-mysterious mind of Uchiha Sasuke, the all mighty thinker of things that thinks thoughtfully.
'Hn.'
Wow. That was just…wow.
But that just wasn't going to do, he had to think of something a taaaad less boring to occupy himself with. So instead, he imagined what a certain pink-haired-kunoichi would look like in the shower. Another smirk.
'Nice.'
Pervert.
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At the Akatsuki base…
"You brought Uchiha Sasuke?" asked Akatsuki's leader.
"Yup."
"Did you bring his birthday cake too?"
"Yup."
"Well then, give it to me!"
"Okey-dokey, but…"
"What?"
"Well…um…there's only one piece left…"
"WHA-"
Kisame cut him off.
"Speaking of which, One Piece is on and you're going to miss it."
He stated to Itachi.
"Wait I'm coming, here you go Boss…"
He gave the leader the piece of cake and left with Kisame, leaving Sasuke alone with the leader and the cake.
"Now I'm going to eat this last piece of cake and barf it all over you!"
The leader laughed a maniacal evil laugh. Sasuke sweatdropped.
'Ugh…dammit! Why me? Could this day get any worse?'
Just as the leader was about to eat the cake, Naruto ran in from no where, tripped over Sasuke's back, and fell flat on his face.
"Where the frosting did you come from?"
Leader gasped with a noticeably unbelieving tone.
Then Sakura came running in, also tripped over Sasuke, and fell on Naruto, forcing him back down in his half-way-up position. Her still active chakra sword accidentally sliced the cake in half before vanishing.
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to be continued...
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Zaka: I am no longer EvilSithGirl. I have evolved into...dun dun dun...A SAMURAI!!
JWR: Riiiiight
Zaka: That's right! So review you mortals (or non-mortals) or else face the wrath of...A SAMURAIII!
JWR: ...Shut. Up.
Zaka: You're just jealous cuz you're not...A SAMURAIIII!!
JWR: -steals her katana and hits her over the head- You just got pwnd, dumbass.
Zaka: -almost unconscious- ...you've defeated...A SAMURAIII!!
JWR: ...sigh...