Everybody Loves Chocolate Cake
By: JediWillRule & EvilSithGirl (Samurai Zakari)
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Chapter Four:
SWITZERLAND!
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"Yay! Cake!"
Naruto consumed the last piece of cake, which was now actually cut into two pieces, so he ate two pieces of cake!
'Ugh…dobe…'
If only Sasuke's mouth wasn't gagged. When the hell will his stupid teammates untie him? Instantly Sakura ran over to him with a loud "Sasuke-kun!" and finally untied him. Just then, Jiraiya bashed in through the roof using what he calls his head.
"Hey guys!"
He threw one big shuriken at Akatsuki's leader while still falling down from the very, very high ceiling. Leader was about to catch the shuriken but Naruto suddenly (and unnecessarily) farted. His fart was so very stinky that it was in fact really very stinky. Stinky enough to paralyze the leader from escaping his doom as he was hit by the deadly shuriken. He instantly died.
"Well that was easy--" Sakura was cut off by the loud noise of Jiraiya crashing onto the ground, and creating a hole as he kept falling…After a while a 'thud' and 'bang' was heard, followed by a loud,
"SWITZERLAND!"
The whole team seven looked into the deep hole and used chakra ropes to pull the perverted Sannin out.
"What happened?"
Naruto asked Jiraiya, as he came up with his face slightly burned.
"Dragon breath," he replied, coughing. "Hmmm…smells like cheese…"
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Somewhere in Switzerland…
A Sweetish Dragon was gobbling up vast amounts of cheese while burning all intruders…KILL THE INFIDELS!
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Back with Naruto and the guys…
"Dragons exist in Switzerland?"
Sakura was surprised.
"What's Caesarland? Is that some kinda amusement park?"
Naruto had no clue what they were talking about.
"It's Switzerland you dobe. And it's a country."
Sasuke answered for him. Man did he miss saying 'dobe'.
"How can an amusement park be a coun- hey! Don't call me dobe!"
"Then don't act like one."
"Grrr…shut up Sasuke-teme!"
"Whatever. Lets just go back."
They headed back to Sasuke's mansion, where his birthday party was still on. As soon as they got through the door, Sasuke grabbed an unexpecting Sakura, dashed to his room, and locked his doors to do…stuff we probably don't want to know…or do we?
Jiraiya, of course being his perverted self, tried his antics with all the available females, resulting in yet another scene where angry homicidal females chased the already bruised and beaten-up Jiraiya all across Konoha and beyond. In short, it was 'Naruto' all over again. Speaking of Naruto, he and Chouji got into a fight, a fight for food! They didn't let anyone else touch the food or the very unfortunate person would face the wrath of Fatman and Ramen-boy.
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Meanwhile at the Akatsuki hideout, Itachi and Kisame are still watching One Piece and had no clue whatsoever about the death of their leader.
"Did you say something?" asked Itachi.
"No," answered Kisame.
"I heard someone yell 'Switzerland'."
"Nope, didn't hear anything."
"Ah, must be my imagination."
"The only thing you ever 'imagine' is cake…"
"Shut up! I also imagine the horrifyingly painful deaths of all humanity and the slow deadly types of torture I inflict upon them!"
"Yeah…that…and cake."
Itachi just glared and clenched his teeth.
"I...don't...like...you!"
"Only 'cuz I'm not cake...you racist."
"Well...um...ah...! Your a fish!"
"Racist boy strikes again."
"Grrrrr..."
"Okay One Piece is back on, so shut it."
Itachi just glared a glare so glarefyingly glaring that it also glared the glare out of him. Simply put, he glared.
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The End…or is it?
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"Ya yo, ya yo, ya yo, oh, oh!
His name is Leader…that's Akatsuki Leader!
Gonna be king of the ninjas!
He's crazy for chocolate! How did that happen?
Yo ho ho, he took a bite of cocoa!
Ya yo, ya yo, ya yo, oh, oh!
Ooh! His name's Itachi, he's like a samurai!
And a F-I-S-H-Y Kisame's not shy!
Sasori's doin' that puppet thing!
While Deidara's sculptin' for the would-be king!
Ya yo, ya yo, ya yo, oh, oh!
It's time for Akatsuki!
That's the name of their group!
In the Secret Base!
Ya yo, ya yo
It's time for Akatsuki!"
Itachi and Kisame put their differences aside and happily sang their 'Akatsuki' version of the english One Piece theme song.
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The End (for real)
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Zaka: The Song is mine XD hehehe...But the rhythm belongs to the (dubbed) One Piece...which I do not own...
JWR: The plot is mine
Zaka: Yeah, well I added some of the funny and edited it, so there! XP
JWR: ...The plot is still mine...
Zaka: Shut it! Kay, so thanks to anyone who put up with this extremely weird and random story.
JWR: ...Whatever...
Zaka: Last words; I. AM. SAMURAI!!
JWR: Last words; PWND.
Zaka: Grrr...I feel like Itachi...
JWR: Heh.