A/N: Another one-shot for you guys so enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto


Hiccups

"Hiup"

"Well from the mission report and the report you have" Hiup "given me, everything" Hiup "seems to be in order. You can" Hiup "leave now."

As the four ninjas (one jounin and three chunins) filtered out of the Hokage's office, they were stopped by the Hokage's voice.

"Oh brat! Next time you come in here, you better have gotten rid of those hiccups." The mentioned brat frowned at the Fifth and threw an old hag comment, which was interrupted by a hiccup, and then promptly ran out of the room before Tsunade punched him.

His teammates followed shortly with a sigh and met up with the runaway blonde outside the tower. Kakashi then mumbled a half-assed excuse before disappearing though all three teens knew he was just going to be reading his porn book.

Hiup.

"Naruto, you've been doing that all morning!" Sakura shouted out at her teammate.

"I know! But I tried everything to get rid of them! I tried drinking water, holding my breath, getting scared, why do you think I called Tsunade an old hag?"

"You have a death wish and there's nothing between your ears."

"…" Hiup.

"…."

"Was that an insult Sakura?"

"I'm going home. I gotta change before my shift at the hospital. I'll see you two tomorrow and Naruto, get rid of those hiccups. I don't care how, just do it or I'll be using you for target practice tomorrow."

Hiup.

The pink-haired kunoichi gave her dark-haired teammate a pointed stare before turning away and leaving. Naruto turned towards Sasuke too.

"Oi, do you hiup know how to get rid of them?" Hiup. The desperate and lost look on the blonde wasn't lost on the Uchiha and he had to suppress the smile that was threatening to bloom. Instead, a smirk pulled onto his lips as he walked up to the blonde boy.

"I know just the remedy to get rid of hiccups, dobe."

"Really?" Hiup

"Yes," Sasuke drawled out as he stopped right in front of Naruto. He then wrapped his arms around the waist of the shorter teen before pulling Naruto towards him. "I'll show you how," he finished before leaning forward and capturing the lips he had been wanting to taste for some time. A gasp escaped the blonde in which the Uchiha took full advantage of as he wormed his tongue between the parted lips and caressed the other tongue he met. A moan filtered from the two and Naruto clutched onto the Uchiha's shirt as he returned the kiss. Their tongues met and Sasuke mapped the feel of Naruto's mouth with his tongue and all Naruto could do was holding on as tightly as he could. As air became an issue, Sasuke reluctantly released the blonde's lips.

"Sasuke?"

"There, your hiccups are gone." Naruto froze and waited to confirm the statement.

"They are gone!" Hiup.

Naruto looked at Sasuke who had covered his mouth with his hand, his eyes wide open in surprise. A look of mischief filtered Naruto's face as he realized that the Uchiha was now the one with the hiccups.

"Ne Sasuke, do you want me to kiss you to get rid of them?" Sasuke quirked an eyebrow at that remark and dropped the hand that was covering his mouth. A smirk stretched across his lips as he answered Naruto.

"Dobe, it's gonna take more than a kiss to get rid of these hiccups."

Well, let's just say for the rest of the day, no one saw the two as they both were too preoccupied in getting rid of Sasuke's hiccups.


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