Yay. Chapter 2. I dedicate this chapter to JESS! MY SENSEI! ILY. –cough-

Akatsuki Kindergarten 2

They all sat in separate areas of the room, away from each other as to not be distracted. Their quest for now was to come up with a new uniform for their new gang.

"Hm. Perfect." Itachi muttered as he perfected his new genius idea.

"YOU'RE THINKING TOO LOUD!" Deidara yelled at himself.

"Eh?" Zetsu looked up from his masterpiece. "Who's thinking too loud?"

"What?" Sasori and Orochimaru glanced over from their project.

"Get back to work…!" And there was their honorary leader.

"Yes, leader," They all replied, getting back to work.

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After a few hours of whatever came closest to silence, they were all sitting in a circle, ready to present their ideas. The leader thought it was best that Itachi went first.

"For a very long time I planned this," the Uchiha started. "And I finally came up with a military uniform, with little snipers made just for our little hands!"

"What the hell is a sniper? … Yeah." Deidara asked, confused.

"NO CUSSING IN MY CLASS, YOUNG BOY!" The teacher yelled.

"Yes, ma'am,"

"Well, I don't exactly know what a sniper is." Itachi blushed. "I just find it a very funny word."

"Hn. You're weird. And… your idea sucks! Next!" The leader smacked Itachi on the side of the head and turned to Sasori and Orochimaru.

"Well," Sasori blushed. "Oro-chan and I came up with this one together! We think it's really cute!"

Orochimaru held up a sheet of paper. Upon it was drawn a traditional looking wizard.

"Uh… That's really cute! But I think it would be pla… plagur-something… plagur… uh… You know what I mean. Isn't that like… against the law?" Leader asked.

"I don't know! But we think it's cute!" Sasori giggled, and so, Orochimaru giggled.

"You guys… are so cute! Okay! Now it's my turn!" Zetsu was eager to show off his creation. To him, it was the most amazing and cool thing he had ever done.

"Uh, Zetsu. It's cute and all, but I don't want to walk around dressed as a flower…" Itachi stated bluntly. The others nodded in agreement.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"Good suggestion, Tobi!" Deidara praised.

"Tobi is a good boy!"

"Yay! My turn!" Deidara said enthusiastically. He held up his sheet of paper, and on it was… a long black cloak with little red flowers on them. "I got help drawing the flowers, but I think it's a really good idea!" He said happily.

"Okay. Okay. Deidara-chan's seems like the only good idea, so we'll go with that!"

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Some minor adjustments had to be made on Deidara's design. No one could figure out how to draw the flowers, so they decided to make them little red clouds instead. Once they were all in their apparel, they decided that they'd add more to make it look interesting.

"I think we should have rings! Little red ones to match the clouds! It'd be really cute!" Sasori suggested.

"GREAT IDEA SASORI-CHAN!"

"THANKS, ORO-CHAN!"

"SHUT UP YOU TWO!"

"Fine, leader." The two friends sat down next to each other and moped.

"The rings are a good idea. Let's also have really awesome hats! With little bells to tell people when we're here!" Zetsu tried.

"No! That's SO NOT COOL! Let's wear little shark head things!" A new voice had spoken up. The kids looked to see who it was.

"AAAAH!" Deidara emitted a high-pitched girly scream. "It's a man/shark!" (A/N: Yes, Kristen-nii-chan, I did this to bug you --)

"I'm not a man/shark! I'm half man, half shark! My mom says it's a 'genetitic…tic condition' … But I don't think so at all! I can live above water, and below it! Yay!" The blue kid seemed awfully hyper. Itachi didn't like this.

"Uh… Why are you here?" He asked coolly.

"Because, I've decided, I want to be an honorary member of your little group! I saw your outfits and I thought they'd match my… my… my blueness!"

"You're a weird one."

"Let's be friends!"

"You're desperate."

"Well you look like a girl!"

"Fine,"

"YAY!"

"… Weren't we going to pick a name?" Itachi tried to change the subject.

"Yeah! Let's be… THE POLLINATORS!" Zetsu suggested enthusiastically.

"But uh… Zetsu-chan… you're the only one who pollinates." Deidara pointed out.

"Well, we can all have little flowers on our heads! Then we can all pollinate!"

"NO!" The group yelled in unison.

"I know. Let's just be called the 'scary gang'" Sasori tried.

"No, that sounds too scary! I'm scared! Let's be called the 'happy gang'" Deidara jumped up and down out of pure enthusiasm for his idea.

"Sounds too happy. Let's call ourselves the… Akatsuki!" The leader liked his suggestion the most.

"The Aka-what?" But obviously no one else could say the name.

"A-ka-tsu-ki. Not that hard."

"Erm. Okay."

"So, now that we have a name, I am going to… give you awesome names for within the gang! Okay!" Leader looked around for inspiration.

"Itachi, you will be… uh… I know! You will be 'The one who thinks he's better than he actually is!' …!"

"Thanks, you know, for the awesome name and such." Itachi said sarcastically.

"No problem. Deidara… you will be… 'The man who thinks he's a girl!'"

"Yay!" Deidara obviously approved of his name.

"Zetsu… you will be… you will be the 'One who wishes he was a plant!'"

"But but… I don't wish I'm a plant, I AM a plant." Zetsu pouted.

"If you say so. Orochimaru. You'll be… 'The one that is way too obsessive over Sasori!'"

"Yay!"

"And Sasori… you'll be the… the… 'One that has an over-obsessive stalker!'"

"Yay!" Sasori and Orochimaru hugged each other tight.

"Kisame shall be… be… you shall be the 'Honorary member!'"

"Yay!" Kisame squealed in joy. "But uh… How do you know my name? Are you magic?"

"No, it's called a register."

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END AYAYAY… Horrible chapter. It'll get better once I find some more random insane ideas.

YES. I KNOW THE AKATSUKI ARE ALL DIFFERENT AGES! This is a CRACK story. Okay?

And uh… I know this chapter is short. But… URMOMSSHORT. OH BURN! So ha. :D

Yeah. REVIEW PLEASE! I like reviews.