WHOO HOO. Chapter 3! I dedicate this chapter to Emi-sama because it consists of some of our inside jokes and she's such an inspirational leader. --

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Akatsuki Kindergarten chapter 3

A few days went by. The Leader forgot that he didn't name Tobi, and decided that Tobi's name would be Tobi, AKA the Good Boy. No one could really tell whether or not Tobi approved of this or not, because all he said in reply was "Tobi is a good boy."

Well, just yesterday, the teacher of their class informed them that Monday would be Show-and-Tell day. After they had figured out what Show-and-Tell meant, they were very excited. But there was one problem. They had no idea what to bring to show their class.

"Remember," the teacher reminded them. "Nothing too dangerous, you don't want to hurt anyone."

"Damn." Most of the class members had cursed. They were probably planning on bringing their 'cute' mutant bunny rabbits or something.

And so the newly formed Akatsuki gathered together, and brainstormed their ideas. Zetsu was having problems figuring out which life story he should tell Deidara was trying to figure out what he was going to wear that day (He hadn't even got around to the whole choosing the item part) and Itachi was wondering if they allowed pets to these things…

Sasori and Orochimaru already had their idea. They were going to explain to the class how good their life was together as friends. And… they had decided they would hold hands during it.

Kisame was holding up something peculiar. Those interested surrounded it. "What is that?" Deidara asked confused.

"YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kisame yelled before running off with his object.

The leader coughed. "The phoo. He's de-ranked for being a phoo."

"Is 'phoo' your new word leader?" Itachi asked with an eyebrow raised.

"So what if it is, you phoo?" Leader responded in his new… 'Tone of voice'

"I… was just asking."

"Phoo,"

"…"

Time went by in a flash. So fast I couldn't even see it, so I can't write about it.  It was now time for what the Akatsuki called 'The performances that would reflect the most on their future careers'.

So now, a young boy named something that isn't important was showing the class his favorite teddy bear. Zetsu had fallen asleep, after, of course, he applauded loudly.

"Oi, Zetsu-chan, you phoo, wake up!" A voice commanded.

"Yes, LEADER!" Zetsu shot up.

"I'm not the leader you phoo."

"Oh, sorry, Ita-kun."

"Uchiha Itachi! You're next!" The teacher called.

Itachi stood up and went to the front of the class. "…" He stood there for ten minutes straight, doing absolutely nothing.

After he sat down, everyone applauded him crazily. "WHOOHOO! ITACHI CAN STAND STOCK STILL FOR TEN WHOLE MINUTES!" The class yelled in unison. Obviously pets weren't allowed to these things.

"Okay, Deidara… You're next!" Deidara shot excitedly up from his chair. He stood up in front of the class and held up his hands for all to see.

"I have mouths on my hands! … Yeah!" He exclaimed. "Their names are… are… I don't really know what their names are, yeah; I haven't quite gotten around to naming them quite yet." He sighed, and then continued. "I don't know how I got them; I think it may have been a birth defect, yeah. MAKE FUN OF THEM, AND THAT'S DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE PEOPLE WITH MOUTHS ON THEIR HANDS! But uh… yeah. They're very useful and my daddy says that they'll be very helpful if I want to become an artist, yeah! I don't really know how to, though."

A timid child in the fourth row of chairs put his hand up. "Um, excuse me, Deidara-chan, but I'm curious… c-can you make out with your hands?" (A/N: YES EMI I HAD TO ADD IT XD … Inside joke…)

"Uh… what do you mean?" Deidara asked slightly confused.

"Well, I mean, like kiss your hand."

"Uhm. I haven't tried it yet…"

"Oh, okay!"

"Deidara sit down, you phoo! You're taking too long!"

"YES LEADER!" Deidara sat down in his chair and watch as Zetsu went to the front, and was sent back because it wasn't his turn.

"Orochimaru, you're up."

And so, Orochimaru made his way up to the front, pulling Sasori with him.

"We're here to tell you a magnificent story! The story of a friendship so strong, it might even be love!"

"SIT DOWN!" Someone obviously didn't want to hear it.

"NO!" Orochimaru yelled back. "This story is one for the history books!" He sighed happily. "Well, we made friends on the first day of this pre-academy class! That was two weeks ago! Such a long friendship! Anyways, ever since then we've been inseparable! At least that's what my mum says, I'm unsure of what it means."

"That's great. Your story sucks. NEXT!" (A/N: You have to feel sorry for him… ;-;)

This time it was actually Zetsu's turn. "I have a story to tell, about how a man can become one with a plant!" He took a deep breath. "…"

"It's just another stupid story! Show us some items!" The class yelled in unison. Quite the feisty bunch of Kindergarteners, they were.

"IHAVEANITEM!" All the class could see was a blue blur circling them, and then Kisame materialized at the front, holding up a fish tank with a single goldfish in it. It wasn't moving… "WAHHH! IT'S DEAD! IT'S DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!" He wailed waving it in the air.

"OH NOES! THE FISH IS DEAD!" Zetsu wailed too, which started the whole Akatsuki except Itachi, who was wondering why he even stuck to this group. Probably because he looked like a girl and no one else wanted to be his friend… but no one needed to know that one.

The next little while consisted of everyone trying to comfort Kisame for the loss of his fish, and Tobi's way of comfort which was his extremely comforting comment: "Tobi is a good boy…"

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END CHAPTER.

YAY. Finally another chapter finished. Sorry for the wait, and sorry for that wait being pointless because this was a crappy chapter Next chapter will be interesting.

Thanks Emi-sama for being a great inspiration for Leader! (I'm using her personality as an outline for him, seeing as she's such a great leader and all!) Uhm… yeah! REVIEWPLS. I still love my reviews, and that will never change, so I don't know why I tell you every chapter. Oo

-Melissa. (The Honorable Literate One)