A Very Random Sequel
A Very Random Sequel
One clear morning, shortly after the wedding of the Queen of Siberia and the King of Australia, henceforth referred to as the QOS and the KOA, one of their closest friends, the Purple Giraffe, henceforth referred to as the PG, was taking a walk in the park.
As he walked along, he realized that he was very lonely and that made him sad. Just then, he came upon a Very Tall Tree, henceforth referred to as the VTT. Being a giraffe, albeit a purple one, he cheered up immediately, and approached the tasty looking leaves.
He stretched his long neck forward and took a bite out of a leaf. At that moment, a lightening bolt came and cut the VTT neatly in half.
"What the…" began the PG, very much startled, as the day was, as aforementioned, clear.
"Oh, thank you," said a voice from inside the tree.
"You're welcome?" the PG almost asked, wondering what the voice was but too polite to ask.
"You saved me from a terrible enchantment," continued the voice. "You see, when I was young, I took a bite from one of those leaves and the witch who owned them was cruel and mean. She imprisoned me in this tree until someone would come along and eat a leaf."
The PG was very much startled but was about to reply when he saw the owner of the voice. A gorgeous Green Giraffe, henceforth referred to as a GG, stepped out from the split halves of the VTT. She stopped abruptly ass she saw the PG and they gazed at each other for what felt like eternity.
Finally, the PG, his innate manners getting the better of him, broke the silence by saying, "Will you marry me?"
"I don't know," she replied dreamily. "I mean, what color would our kids be? Brown? Ich!"
"Maybe they'd be purple with green spots or vice versa," the PG suggested.
"True," she conceded. "Okay."
"Okay what?"
"Okay, I'll marry you."
"Oh, good"
The two were married shortly after this exchange. Their wedding was celebrated far and wide, the most distinguished guests being the QOS and the KOA who were very happy their good friend the PG had found such a wonderful bride.
They lived happily ever after, with dozens of brightly colored young giraffes to bring them joy in their old age.