Makeover madness
The death eaters ad to prevent themselves hard from commiting suicide. IT WAS THE DAY FOR THE MAKEOVER! Bellatrix was sobbing and wailing. So was Snape, just to be on Bella's side. Lucius was staring daggers at his wife, who was squealing and clapping her hands exitedly. Crabbe and Goyle, who as always didn't have a clue about what was going on, were just staring in stupid puzzlement around.
They knocked on the door, and six assistants opened. They were ... well, they looked as if they would get on extremely well with Tiffany and Narcissa. As soon as they opened, they ushered them inside ... were Voldy was waiting, an evil grin spread across his face. Bellatrix screamed and went down to her knees, begging for mercy (so did Snapey, surprise, surprise) but cold, harsh Voldemort would not budge.
The assistants eyed them all. As they looked at them carefully, their expressions became more and more horrified. Except with Narcissa and Lucius, that both look quite attractive. Snape with his greasy hair. Bellartix with her frizzy hair and maniacal expression. Crabbe and Goyle with their ... everything. And then Voldy.
"Are you sure you wouldn't like to have a makeover too, sweetie? No offence, but you need one. We're experts, and you'd look extremely handsome when we've finished with you. You'll have all the girls rushing after you!!" they squealed.
Bellatrix glared. "My love – I mean, my Lord – I mean Lord Voldemort! - does not need a makeover, and I do NOT want girls running after him!"
"Really? Why not, sweetheart?" asked one of the assistants coyly.
"Because...because..." spluttered Bellatrix.
Narcissa squealed and started singing, inmediatly followed by others (except Bellatrix, Voldy and, of course, Sevy): "Voldy and Bella, sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!"
Sevy burst into tears. "NO! WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I HEAVN'T, BELLY??"
"What about "extreme power"?" answered Bella sarcastically. "And NEVER call me 'Belly'!!"
"I've got a nose!" said Sevy indingantly.
Voldemort sneered. "Well, your offer is very tempting, being made by such beautiful assistants..." Beallatrix glared. "...But I'm afraid that I have to move on. Work, you know...allways busy..." Bellatrix sighed with relief. "...Maybe some other time" Bellatrix looked horrified. With an evil laugh, he apparated. The sight of him dissapearing into thin air didn't affect the assinstants any more than Tiffany.
One of them went over to Snape and whispered: "You know, I'm sure if you let us do you a makeover Bella would really like you"
Snape's face lit up rather pathetically. "You think so?"
"Oh, yes. Why, she won't be able to take her hands of you" she gushed on.
Snape inmediately jumped on a chair and said "All right! Do your best!"
Bellatrix groaned.
Ten miutes later:
-Narcissa has curlers in her hair. Meanwhile, she's getting a manicure.
-Lucius is getting his eyebrows plucked. He is crying like a baby, begging for mercy.
-Bellatrix is disgruntudly watching as the assistant straightens her unmanagable frizzy hair.
-Crabbe and Goyle are getting haircuts.
-Assistant is washing Snape's VERY greasy hair.
Half an Hour later:
-Assistant is putting makeup on Narcissa. She is looking even more georgous than ever.
-Lucius is wailing – assistant is cutting his fingernails, and since he's so abnormally delicate, it's actually hurting his fingers – or maybe his pride.
-Bellatrix is wincing as they put fake tan on her.
-Crabbe and Goyle's haircut made them look even worse. Assistant is deperately trying to make it look better, while the other is desperately trying to cut their toe-nails...unsuccsesfully, as they have some magic will of their own and grow back as soon as she cuts them.
-Assistant is still washing Snape's VERY greasy hair.
An hour later:
-Narcissa is almost ready, she just needs a few more touches of makeup.
-Lucius's assistant is trying to cut Lucius's hair, but he is behaving in a very childish manner, screaming "not my beautiful hair! Please not my hair!"
-Bellatrix has lost her patience and is shouting at the assistants as they try to dye her hair blonde, which is something she utterly refuses to do.
-Assistant's have given up on Crabbe and Goyle, and content themselves by shaking their heads disgustedly at them.
-Yup, you got it – assistant is still washing Snape's VERY greasy hair!!
Two hours later:
-Narcissa is done and looking beautiful, with soft shiny curls, long pointy pink nails and makeup on. Plus she's the only one who's smiling radiantly.
-Lucius is done looking horrified but better looking, with shiny blonde hair and manicure and plucked eyebrows!
-Bellatrix is done, with straghit – not frizzy! - naturally brown hair (the assinstant decided it would be better not to dye it when Bellatrix thumped her), makeup and pointy red nails. She would look very beautiful if it wasn't for the scowl on her face.
-Crabbe and Goyle look, if possible, worse than when they came in.
-Guess what – Assistant is STILL washing Snape's VERY greasy hair!
Fifteen minutes later
-Narcissa (who's squealing), Lucius (who's still shuddering of the pain – both physicall and pride), Bellatrix (who's scowling and swearing very badly) and Crabbe and Goyle (who are still trying to figure out what just happened) are back at the hotel. All except...
-Snape, who's VERY greasy hair is STILL being washed!
Nightime
Someone they don't recognize is standing in a corner, his back facing them! ¿Who could is be?
"It's ME!" said Snape, turning round. The Death Eaters gasped. The grease had finally come off!
"Not bad, ¿huh?" said Snape.
"Not bad at all, Severus! Your hair has actually got some movement!" said Lucuis, amazed.
Bellatrix, astonished, whispered to Narcissa: "You know, he doesn't actually look repulsive now!" and inmediately regretted saying it, for Narcissa gave a sqeal and a look of glee and started singing: "Snapey and Belly, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!"
Sanpe gave a shout of myrth. "Oh, Belly!"
"DON'T CALL ME BELLY!!" shrieked Bellatrix, threw cousions at Snape and Narcissa and chased after them until she got hold of them and – well, you wouldn't wanna know. Let's just say there was a very violent scene that night in the hotel.
A/N: I'm so glad people liked my story! Give me some ideas if you have any! Please review! Even to tell me that it was awful! There are cookies, cake, ice-cream, chocolate...whatever you want! puppy eyes Oh and I know the spelling isn't very good, I suck at ortography!