Sorry for the late update, but I was honestly very museless. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter as much as the others. And pleease review! It makes me want to update faster ;

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Akatsuki or the phrase Art is a bang. Masashi Kishimoto and Taro Okamoto own those stuff...

Warning: Fake techniques and generally a lot of crack. But I reckon its funny...oh well

Note: Zetsu's black side is in bold and Hidan's swear words are underlined

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"CHIDORI!" The infamous lightning blade sparked in Sasuke's hand. Oh this was going to be good! He rushed towards Itachi, left hand trailing behind him.

"RASE- Wait...why are we fighting again?" Naruto asked, about to use the Rasengan. "Hey, can I run on the sand with you? Dattebayo!" He dashed onto the sand and began running around in circles with them, much to Tobi's delight and Deidara's annoyance.

"Foolish little brother," Itachi smirked, but was looking in the completely wrong direction. "You are weak, why are you weak? Because you lack...fish! I shall help you! Bombard-with-fish jutsu!" He started throwing Kisame's fish towards the land, where everyone promptly got bombarded with fish.

"Wrong way Itachi," Kisame whispered, turning him around to face Sasuke.

"Oh...Bombard-with-fish jutsu!" He started throwing the rest of Kisame's fish towards Sasuke.

"AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!" Sasuke yelled as he was bombarded with fish. "ITACHI YOU EVIL GIT! YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO FISH!" Sasuke screamed as both he and his Chidori were smothered in fish.

"My...fish..." Kisame gasped, crestfallen. The score was now 3 to 0, with Itachi finally in the lead.

POOF!

A giant puff of smoke appeared on a cliff, with Konan and all six bodies of Pein standing there.

"What is going on?" one body of Pein thundered. "I leave for a moment, and then this! Such ignorance. Tobi, Deidara, catch the Jinchuuriki immediately. Itachi, Kisame, stop playing around and kill the Chicken-butt hairdo guy. Hidan, get your head on straight. You and Kakuzu are to take on Hatake Kakashi. Sasori, you're fighting the pink haired girl again. Dismissed!"

"Yes sir!" Everyone in Akatsuki snapped to attention, with Itachi snapping to attention towards the general direction of Sasuke buried under a pile of fish instead. Then, everyone rushed off! It was a hit there and a hit there. Soon, the island was in the midst of a battle, with many individual battles. Okay, maybe not...let's see what really happened.

Deidara was chasing after Naruto in a circle, again and again and again. Naruto was chasing Tobi, both of them obviously under the impression that it was a game where they chased each other around in the sand. Itachi was watching idly as Kisame stabbed the lump which was Sasuke with his Samehada again and again. Kakuzu and Kakashi were talking about Icha Icha Paradise, and how Jiraiya did such a good job on those books. Hidan's head was floating in the water a little way away from the land, probably there from swearing too much. And Sasori was asking Sakura politely how she had managed to come up with an antidote. One could hear Sakura explaining enthusiastically a mile away. All in all, not one of Pein and Konan's better days.

"AAAKKKKKKAAAAATTTTSSSSSUUUUUUKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIII!!"

Silence...

"Yes?" Asked Itachi deliberately, breaking the silence.



"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE S-RANKED CRIMINALS!!" Pein bellowed at the top of his lunges.

Silence...

"Kakashi-san has promised to bring us back to Konoha if I buy him the newest version of Icha Icha Paradise," Kakuzu said cheerfully. He had never looked so happy to spend money in his entire life.

Everyone looked at the stitched man suspiciously. Since when had Kakuzu agreed to spend money on...well...anything?

"It's a deal!" Pein yelled triumphantly. "We're going to get back after all!"

"Wait un!" Deidara interrupted. "What about the Jinchuuriki?" He pointed to Naruto, who had, at this point, started a game of Tag with an all-too-hyper Tobi.

"Forget that cream, I don't cookie care what sherbet happens as long as I get my coconut prayers to Jashin done,"

"So it's decided," Sasori said calmly. "We're going back via their ship. Wait..where'd the ship go?"

"Ship? Ship? Ship?" Sakura looked around widely for any sign of the ship.

"There it goes," Itachi smirked, pointing inland at a small tree.

"That's a tree, Itachi-san," Kisame whispered into his ear.

"Oh..." He pointed to another tree which happened to be Zetsu. "There it is."

"Did you just say I'm a...ship?" Zetsu's black side growled. "Itachi..." His white side tried to be more polite. "Are you sure you don't need to get your eyes checked?"

"No of course not, what gave you that idea?" Itachi snapped.

Deidara stifled a giggle. "So...where's the ship un?"

"OMG THE SHIP'S GONE!" Sasuke gave a most OOC shriek.

"The ship!" Konan howled. "Now we'll never get back and we're...we're stuck with them!" She pointed an intimidating finger towards Naruto.

"Another banana Tobi," Hidan cursed.

"Don't worry; I'll swim out to get it! Dattebayo!" Naruto screamed, jumping into the water and swimming as fast as he could towards the horizon, where the ship was no longer visible. But his swimming wasn't fast enough. Actually, it was more like a dog paddle. Sasuke, stabbed but in good condition, decided he would never lose to Naruto ever again. The Uchiha soon overtook the dog paddling blonde by walking on the water with chakra.

"Stupid brat," Sasuke muttered.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Naruto asked, joining Sasuke, with his clothes now dripping wet.



"Does that mean we wait for them?" Sasori asked randomly.

"HELL NO!" Konan shrieked. "I can't stand one day with...them!" Her shaking finger moved, first to Sakura, then Kakashi, and finally Sasuke and Naruto.

"Can I get this straight?" Kisame demanded angrily to Kakashi. "The ship just floated away? By itself?"

"Erm...yes? No? What am I supposed to say?"

-Meanwhile on the ship-

"Ku ku ku suckers!" Orochimaru cackled. "They didn't know we were stowaways for a week! Damn those Konoha brats...although I would love my revenge for what they did to Sasuke-kun. They tainted his heart with darkness!"

"Um...don't you mean you tainted his heart with darkness and they tainted his heart with light?" Kimimaro asked in what he thought was a helpful tone, but was really far from helpful.

"Shut up!" Orochimaru snapped. "I shall have revenge for what they did to my Sasu-"

"Orochimaru-sama, we have spotted Sasuke-kun and Naruto-kun. They are in hot pursuit, although I think they might catch up to us in a few years time..." Kabuto interrupted.

"MY SAAASSSSUKKKKKEEEE-KKKKKUUUNNNNN!!" Orochimaru hollered, running out on deck to find that Kabuto had indeed told the truth.

-To Naruto and Sasuke-

"We're catching up. Naruto, ready to kick some snake a-"

"SASUKE! CAN WE STOP? I NEED...RAMEN...STOCK UP...NOW," Naruto was panting so hard with a stitch.

"You idiot!" Sasuke screamed. "We're catching up and now you're telling me you want ramen? What did I do to deserve a idiot teammate like you?"

"You mean 'an' idiot teammate Sasuke! Dattebayo! Get it right!"

"Nobody cares about grammar these days!"

"They do too! Just because you don't want to admit you were wrong!"

"Shut up baka!"

"See, I told you! Dattebayo!"

Um...let's leave them with their grammar argument (it's almost as worse as Sasori and Deidara's art argument) and go back to the Akatsuki...

-At the Akatsuki's deserted island-



"Soooo Kakuzu-san, are you still going to buy me Icha Icha Paradise?" Kakashi asked innocently.

"NEVER!" Kakuzu yelled. "Sacrifice my precious money, I will not!"

"You sound like Yoda un," Deidara smirked.

"Up shut! I mean...shut up!" Kakuzu snapped back.

"Who's Yoda, sempai?" Tobi asked with an ear-to-ear grin.

Deidara smacked his hand onto his head. What an idiot the masked man could be.

"Does that cream mean we're not getting back? Balloons!" Hidan swore loudly, head now reattached with the rest of himself.

"Akatsuki!" Pein roared. He was beginning to think he didn't get much respect as leader these days.

"Huh? What? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Konan was freaking out.

"Calm down Konan, we're going to get out of here. Jinchuuriki and Chicken-butt-hairdo have already gone after the missing ship."

"Are those your new nicknames for them two?" Kisame asked interestedly, sliding in next to them.

"Kisame! Are you running away from our fishing competition? Does that mean I win?" Itachi asked, careful not to make what he thought was eye contact. But he was actually staring right at Sakura.

"No way Itachi-san! You'll never win!" And with that, Kisame hurled himself back into the water, eager to continue their competition.

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There goes chapter 7 -watches chapter fly by- Please R&R, don't forget it lets me update faster

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Well, until chapter 8, see you -poofs-

Art is a bang XD

(It is a bang, you know)