Disclaimer: I do not own anyone Naruto, except…for my fanart and posters…I don't own Haruka since she is my sister's character…Well at least I own the story.. OTHER THAN THAT NOTHING!! 0o
Author Notes: Welcome to the offical Chapter one. This is where things get really interesting…for Neji at least...0o
- Stage 2
While in the car flaring from the radio, to the males' dismay…Radio Disney. And to worsen it Hanabi was so happily singing along to Miley Cyrus. And to add to that Hinata's mumblings.
I probably shouldn't say this-
"But at times I get so scared" Hanabi cheerfully and loudly sang along.
-When I think about the previous
"Relationship we've shared"
-It was awesome but we lost it.
And to Hanabi's dismay, Hiashi switched the station to a News Network.
And the weather tomorrow will be a nice 30'o degrees.
WHAT THE HELL?! THAT AIN'T NICE!!
And now to discuss this los- and a few coughs were heard- I mean this wonderful intellectual on his book of. Melons…yes melons…Uh-hem…
" UGH!! FATHER-!!" Hanabi shrieked…loud. " Father's turn," Hiashi replied flatly.
" Worst ride ever," Neji grumbled. Only to feel the touch, of a girl trying to kiss him.
" GET OFF!!"
" I don't wanna," she said peevishly.
"Neji what's wrong?"
" Nothing…Just my sanity."
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And landing back in the Leaf Village, is where our tale truly begins. A tale of humor, drama, a bit pervy, and maybe change. Or maybe where all just kidding ourselves? But either way let's just began already.
And that's when to meet them up was a group of close friends. Or apparently people whom they sorta knew. And people you sorta know about, basically only know your name and your annoying traits. And to everyone's surprise Neji came out of the car, being forced into the ground. At first people figured he tripped over something, or who knows maybe there is such a thing as Karma? But then everyone noticed him being pinned to the ground. Which of course the one thought popped into everyone's mind…
NINJA ATTACK!!
And ninjas love nothing more than beating up other ninjas, only to stop in their tracks by a very loud yell.
" GET OFF OF ME YOU PERVEY GIRL!! AND GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OUT OF THE INSIDE OF MY SHIRT!!"
" Um huh?"
" Hey Hinata I think your cousin is getting attacked by a pervy girl."
Naruto turned to Hinata pointing to a very angry Neji who was actually yelling. A rare event for someone like him.
" NO DUH! IDIOT!" Sakura yelled.
Hinata ran over there, being followed by Hiashi who was completely baffled to see Neji wrestling off something that wasn't there. To add to the confusion, they actually witnessed Neji using the Eight Trigrams: Sixty-Four palms jutsu on nothing.
" What the hell?"
"Dude, you're fighting nothing…"
" Damn! I ran out of nachos...and chips"
And to make it worse, Sakura who felt she was doing a good deed actually brought a physiatrist to help Neji with his "mental" problems. And Kiba and Naruto actually dragged Neji to the psychiatrist, ignoring his protests of being absolutely fine.
--
" Sit down."
" I'm fine."
" Vat is your problem?" The psychiatrist asked flipping through his clipboard papers sneaking looks at pictures from Bikini Monthly Mag." I rather not say, then you'd think that I was insane." Neji replied flatly.
Besides I convinced everyone, that I don't believe in ghosts. And lo and behold one is trying to claim me.
" Dude your in the mental in- cough cough I ven you are already in the coocoo vouse." And suddenly the psychiatrist voice changed, quickly retaining the accent.
" I'm the one with the mental problems? You're the one trying to pose for a European."
" SHUT THE F UP!! You FING GIRLY BOY!! I'll talk in any damn accent I want!! OK?! Now got sit you're ass on the damn chair, and tell me your fing problems."
" …I refuse."
" You know what? I don't care stand there as long as you want; I'm still getting paid. Now where' did I put damn sake?"
And getting up from the chair was the mental psychiatrist who really was mental, searching through his papers and desk for a bottle of sake. Happily content drinking a whole jug. And of course mumbling something about mackerels, his foot, the ocean, hot babes, and something about pretty princess.
And sneaking away quickly was Neji. Who of course was being followed by you know who. Of course the rumor of Neji's mental state quickly spread. And it became the topic of the village. Let's just say random strangers asked him " Are you crazy?" and then whispered, " Poor thing, he's so crazy, he doesn't know he's insane. It's probably his clan's fault.
--
And Neji was called to the Elders and his uncle. Who were all seated around him. It was basically what Bingo night would look like.
" You're not allowed to step out of The Hyuga household"
" WHAT- I mean why can't I?"
Now I really feel like a damn caged bird.
" Because your mental problems are known throughout the village! And they're blaming us for your mental state! Who knows when the Child Protection Agency or the Anbu will be knocking on our doors?"
" Relax Hiashi."
" But he does have a point, we should keep Neji until he's back to his normal mental state."
" And have him be a danger to the clan? I think not!"
" The boy needs exercise and brain stimulation!"
" Just give him a puzzle, and a treadmill…" Hiashi grumbled.
And Neji stood there, waiting for these idiots to choose his fate, already. A bit nerved that these idiots choose if he had to be trapped home or not.
" We have decided on a compromise Neji can go out, but he needs a escort if he is around anyone, and his curfew is six o'clock."
" Remember Reiko's daughter, the one with the blue hair?"
" Haruka? The crazy one right?"
" The same Haruka whose been drinking since age ten?"
" The crazy 12 year old jonin, Haruka?"
" Is that really a good idea, I heard she's actually ran around naked a few times, and she wasn't drunk."
" She's reckless and breaks rules excessively."
" It's not good to leave any mental person in her care."
"But she's the only person to baby sit Neji."
And after the hushed whispers, the leader of the Elders turned to Neji,
" You will be escorted by Haruka Hyuga of the Main Branch family, she's one year younger than you, but she's a jonin. So we feel she can handle you."
" Haruka you can come in."
BOOM!!
And colorful smoke bombs went off, with excessive flashing lights.
And flew out was a girl, with long light blue hair covered in a short shirt showing off her belly button, and a mini shirt, covered in and under in many nets with a few spiked belts, and of course a adorable bunny tattoo on her right arm, who landed right in front of Neji.
" ZUP Crazy!!"
" It's Neji."
" Wow you're lamer in person."
"Hmph."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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" So big Cuz where we going?" Haruka asked grabbing a bottle of sake from her puppy bag.
" Training. You know you're under aged to drink that. "
" Bleh so what? I've drank so much of this. I don't even get drunk anymore."
" Do you always dress like that?"
" Nope I change my outfit all the time, hey Cuz want some?" Haruka asked shoving the bottle to his face.
" No thank you," He answered facing her with a very annoyed look.
" Fine your loss, Boring, Gulp."
And for the rest of the way, Haruka was telling stories of crazy things she did, been involved, and seen, some stuff which would be deemed great stuff for the Make Out Paradise Series.
" Um, interesting…"
After a few minutes they finally reached the spot Lee decided to train with them. Of course Tenten and Lee were pretty shocked to see Haruka.
" YO!"
" HI I'm Rock Lee. You are?"
" Haruka, hey you want to hear a story?"
" Um okay?"
" Okay so my Bf and me were on this mission, then her sister was captured by the hot pervy ninja who was-"
Tenten walked over to Neji, while Lee continued to listen to a very " enlightening " story.
" Neji can I talk to you alone?"
"Sure."
" Follow me? Can I ask you something who's the girl?"
" My cousin, she's interesting. She's suppose to escort me, since I'm supposedly insane."
Lee just stared at Haruka.
"…"
" Good story huh?"
" Uh let's go find Tenten and Neji and start the training."
" Oh they're over there."
" HEY LOVE BIRDS!! WE'RE TRAINING NOW!!"
And as soon the ghost that followed Neji heard this, she ran over to Tenten and hit her so hard she went through three trees. Nervous they all ran to her.
" Damn everyone stop moving so much…ow my head hurts."
And Lee ran off to get Tenten an ice pack. While as Neji searched for his ghost, who he still didn't know its name. And the ghost whispered in Tenten's ear,
" He's mine! I bet you haven't him seen him shirtless."
" What?"
" BACK OFF!! OR YOU'LL PAY!!"
And with that she disappeared into Neji's room. Which left a very confused Tenten. Since Neji ran off to get her bandages since her head was bleeding a little. Even though he could've used his bandages, since they're pretty much just decoration. But oh well.
-To Stage 3
I still haven't ate that rice krispie. Um I hoped you guys liked it. I really love making this story!!
-IzzyPuff out