Hello, it's me again...I hope I don't need to repeat myself for the disclaimer and warnings because honestly I'm sick of that. And you probably want to get on with th story so...

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A few hours passed with the Akatsuki, who were getting continually restless. Deidara had finally collapsed on the sand, totally out of energy from running around in circles all day, but Tobi was still going strong. Sasori had given up polishing himself, as there was nowhere on his body that wasn't shining. Itachi and Kisame had stopped their fishing competition, with the score as 51 to 4, Itachi's way. How come, you ask? Well, Itachi had made a deal with Kisame to swap their number of fish, or else he would force Kisame to eat Shark Fin Soup. This, obviously, made Kisame go into a frenzy and started killing Konan, who gave him one hell of a paper cut. So Itachi just assumed that Kisame had agreed to his proposal and won. What a weird way for an Uchiha to win...Anyway, Hidan and Zetsu were just lying around, staring at the sky and both of them looking suspiciously as if they had been possessed by Shikamaru. Kakuzu was counting his money for the 4578th time. And Pein went back to working on the 'Weird Jutsu' which everyone was convinced would never work.

Did I miss anyone? No? Good. Oh wait...Team 7 were supposed to be here as well!

"When are Naruto and Sasuke-kun going to come back," Sakura whinned, head looking towards the horizon for the 429th time in the 5 hours when Sasuke and Naruto had gone missing.

"Patience, Sakura. They'll come back soon enough. The force is with them," Kakashi said, absorbed in the Icha Icha paradise book he had red for the 987th time.

"Why is everyone acting like Star Wars characters now un?" Deidara twitched.

"He's just jealous he banana can't," Hidan sneered.

"Shut up un!" The blonde snapped back.

"Yeah, shut up," Sasori said calmly.

Everyone immediately turned their attention to the puppetmaster, except for Kakashi who was absorbed in his book...again. Sasori never agreed with Deidara. Never ever.

"What?" Sasori asked, now getting slightly intimidated by the stares, especially Konan's. The paper mistress was in a bad mood ever since she had gotten onto the 'Forbidden Island' as they had decided to call the island.

"You never agree with Deidara," Kisame stared. "Never ever. It's a well known fact!"

"Well, disagreeing isn't going to help the situation," Sasori shot back.

"Finally! Someone sane!" Pein gasped, raising his hands above his head as a half-salute thing. "Thank God-"

"JASHIN!" Hidan screeched.

"Thank Jashin Sasori's still sane," Pein rolled his eyes at the Immortal.

Sasori looked up in surprise. "I'm still sane? I thought Deidara had driven me crazy by now."

Pein began to back away slowly..."Okay, now this is scary..."

"You're the leader, you're not supposed to be scared," Konan snapped.

"Actually..."

"SHUT UP TOBI!" Everyone in Akatsuki roared.

Tobi hung his head.

Then there was silence, broken by...

"OH MY GOD-"

"JASHIN!" Hidan bellowed. Seriously, people ought to respect his God.

"OH MY JASHIN!" Kakashi shrieked.

"What is it, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked, coming to the apparently unneeded rescue.

Kakashi couldn't form words; instead his hand stretched out and pointed towards the horizon, where two figures had appeared.

"Oh look, Foolish Little Brother and Jinchuuriki have come back!" Itachi smirked, pointing towards Kakuzu and Zetsu.

"This is Kakuzu," Kakuzu said boredly.

"This is Zetsu," Zetsu said boredly.

"Wait...it is?"

"Of course it is you stupid black side!"

"I'm not stupid!"

"Are too!

"Are no-"

"QUIET!" Pein roared.

"Oh my Go-"

"JASHIN!"

"Oh my Jashin! It's the two green guys again!" Kisame yelped.

"Two green guys?" Itachi asked, perplexed. "I see yellow..." He pointed towards Tobi.

"That's orange, Itachi-san," Tobi smiled helpfully.

"Oh great Itachi, now you're going colour blind as well," Konan smirked.

"Shut up," Sasori repeated. "I said arguing wasn't going to help the situation and it isn't."

Silence.



"So...are we going to meet the two green guys or what?" Kisame asked randomly.

-Meanwhile at the Horizon-

"Such a youthful run, isn't it Gai-sensei?"

"Of course it is, Lee! Let us run to the youthful...uh...island thingy!"

"Yesssssssssssssssir!"

The two green guys increased their pace, going 70 miles per hour towards the island thingy.

-At The Forbidden Island-

"They're going to smash right into us un!" Deidara wailed.

"Never fear, Itachi is he-" Itachi tripped over his own feet and slammed headfirst into the water.

Everyone watched with a O.o face.

"Let's go meet them," Pein decided.

"You mean they come and meet us," Kakuzu smirked.

Sure enough, Gai and Lee just about slammed into their Forbidden Island.

"What are you doing trespassing on Akatsuki property?" Pein loomed threateningly above them.

"Such youthful piercings!" Gai remarked.

"Why thank you, I do fancy them myself," Pein said smartly, tapping a piercing.

"Coffee Ahem!" Hidan fake coughed loudly.

"Oh yes. What are you doing trespassing on Akatsuki property?" Pein repeated.

"You already said that," Konan whispered into his ear.

"Oh...no matter. So what are you doing?"

"Please don't hurt us!" Lee cried, anime tears streaming down his eyes. "We were just running our youthful run when we unhappily smashed into this youthful island."

"Yes, please trust my faithful youthful pupil Lee," Gai added, doing the famous Nice Guy pose.

"Uh..." Everyone sweatdropped.

"Now Lee, 500 laps into the sunset!" Gai yelled.

"Yesssssssssssir!" Lee hollered, about to take the first step when...

"It's sunrise."

Both Gai and Lee fell anime-style.

"Kakashi!" Gai declared dramatically. "I did not see you there, my youthful rival. How are the times?"

"Bad as usual," Kakashi replied boredly. "You see, we're stuck on this island with the infamous Akatsuki while waiting for Sasuke and Naruto to come back.

"I see...well let us wait youthfully with you!" Gai announced triumphantly. "After all, it would befit my title as your eternal rival!"

"Yeah yeah..."

-Meanwhile, with Naruto and Sasuke-

"More wine, Sasuke-sama?" Kabuto asked generously, pouring another glass.

"No -hic- thanks. That's -hic- enough." Sasuke drunkenly replied.

"More ramen, Jinchuur- I mean Naruto-kun?" Kimimaro offered.

"Yup, I need to stock up! Dattebayo!" Came the enthusiastic reply.

Meanwhile, in the next room, Orochimaru was bashing his head against the brick wall with Sakon and Ukon.

"Why did I let you talk me into this?" Orochimaru was saying.

"Because I promised to steal Itachi's nail polish for you, remember?" Sakon replied dully.

"Oh yeah...that Itachi will never defeat me! Never!"

Sakon sweat dropped.

-Back to the Forbidden Island-

"SAKURA-SAN!" Lee yelled joyfully, sprinting to where Sakura was hiding behind Zetsu, trying not to be noticed. She must have been desperate to hide, because Zetsu usually ate people who came too close. Today, however, he was sleeping.

"Oh no, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD EYESIGHT LEE-SAN?" Sakura shrieked.

"My eyes are so youthful Sakura-san."

"They're not, Lee-san."

"Of course they are, Sakura-san."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"QUIET!" Why is it always Pein who says this?

Silence.

"Great, now we're stuck with more idiots un," Deidara muttered.

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Yup yup, chapter 8 done I'm not sure if the nexxt chapter's going to be the last one, but please review to tell me if you want it to end or not...Please? -puppy eyes-

And apart from that, have a nice day -poofs-

Art is a bang XD