No, it's not an update, I just corrected some mistakes in some of the chapters, and added a bit here and there, to make them better.. :)

You should re-read chapter one, which is the one I've changed the most.

I am working on chapter 10, I promise to finish it soon, I've just been extremely busy, with school and exams and stuff. But soon I have some weeks off, where I have time to write some more.
I'm sorry it's been taking so long.. ;)

Holly: What's taking you so long? For some reason, people want to hear the story, even though it's kind of crappy!

Goldie: Auw, you don't mean that, do you? And point that gun at something else.

Holly: Like what?

Artemis: What's this all about? Ahh, trying to be a little metanarrative, are we, miss Goldie? I like it, it's very postmodern.

Holly: Hmm, perfect timing. (Points gun at Artemis instead of Goldie).

Goldie: Thanks.

Artemis: What have I done?

Holly: You're just annoying me, mud boy..

Goldie: Holly, aren't you being a bit.. touchy?

Holly: Yeah, and it's not my fault! It's because I've read that stupid story of yours. It's the worst piece of crap I've ever read. And killing Root? Isn't that sort of unimaginative? I mean, Eoin Colfer's already done that..

Goldie: Well, I actually wrote that chapter before I even read the book where it happens. So unimaginative? No. More like provident, I would say. And it's not because I don't like Root, actually he's my favorite character..

Holly: WHAT!?

Artemis: I quite agree with miss Goldie on this one, Holly. And by the way, I don't find the story all that bad. Exept for the whole torturing thing in chapter 9, I don't like that, it's quite terrifying. And also, I don't think that it would be so easy to persuade me into helping the fairies.

Goldie: Arh, come on. It's because you're feeling guilty for causing the fairies trouble in the first place.

Artemis: I never feel guilty.

Holly: That's right, 'cause he can't! Actually he only knows one feeling: Greed.

Goldie: Oh, shut up, both of you.. As promised, I will soon have another chapter ready for you all. :)