Sorry I haven't been able to update a lot!

BTW- This story is giving me Carpal Tunnel. :P

Chapter Three- AGAIN?

After a long night of much needed rest, the gang was ready to hit the road. A small pink bunny yawned and awoke to the colors of daybreak. "Morning, Schnitzel!" she spoke happily. He stared at her with beady eyes. "Didn't g-g-get m-much s-sleep?" she stuttered, obviously frightened.

He stared off into space.

FLASHBACK

3:30 IN THE MORNING. SETTING- CHEVY VAN.

A large elephant man was happily poking the large rock monster, Schnitzel. "Schnitzel! Let's paint nails!" he giddily declared. "I have Violent Violet, Pretty N' Pink, and Hannah Montana's new color, Golden Glow!" he squealed. "Oh, I have this absolutely ASTONISHING purple shade that would so compliment your eyes," he decreed. He fumbled around his bag, as if looking for something important. "Darn, left it at home."

The rock monster was about to slap Gazpacho when he finally snapped back to reality.

End Flashback

"Hello? Schnitzelll?" Chowder asked impatiently. Schnitzel's left eye twitched for a minute until he finally banged his head on the horn. "Wow, you've been doing that a lot lately," Chowder spoke. "Don't want to give yourself BRAIN damage! It might make you crazy. Or something."

Schnitzel continued.

Gazpacho yawned and smiled happily, a band of blue robins surrounding his grinning face.
"Oh, I had such a lovely night's sleep.."

Schnitzel lurched forward. "RADA!!" He began choking the elephant-man erratically. "GAH! NO! CHOKE!" the man managed to cough out. After a few minutes, Schnitzel decided to stop, satisfied with the pain he had caused. A few uncomfortable moments passed before Schnitzel finally put the key in the ignition. A large roaring sound came from the van's motor as it slowly descended onto the road.

However, it's trek was cut short as it slowly, slowly stopped. "RADDA RADDA RADDA?" Schnitzel asked angrily. He went out to look at it, slamming the door on the way. The two back tires were completely deflated. "RADDA RADDA!" He cursed. Chowder gasped. "Schnitzel! Mung said those were naughty words!" Schnitzel stared at Chowder with a look of pure hatred before turning back to the tires. "Gazpacho.." the purple cat-bear said, scared, "I just peed my pants."

"Me too."

A few minutes passed before a large, yellow snailmobile drove to a stop at the car. A familiar orange chef stepped out, barely fitting through the door. "Ennn-dive," Chowder spoke, in imitation of his master chef. "Hello, PANINI!" She spoke. Suddenly, her attention turned to the large rock man. "Oh, and who is this fine hunk of man?" she asked seductively in Schnitzel's direction. What, this lady again? He groaned. "It seems you have flat tires," she spoke. "Good thing I have spares." She went into her vehicle and pulled out two large black SnailPower brand tires from the compartment of her vehicle., placing them carefully on the wheel...things. (Yeah..I don't know anything about cars. Sorry.) Schnitzel grimaced and went back in the car. The gang was back on the road again, with nothing happening for a few hours, until Chowder and Panini got into a fight.

"Mung's best!" Chowder spoke.

"Miss Endive!" the girl retorted back.

"Endive!" "Mung!" "Endive!" "Mung!"

"ENDIVE!" a deep voice spoke.

"Um, I didn't say that," Panini nervously spoke.

A large orange woman stepped into the light. "I know, I DID!" She sighed as she looked at Schnitzel. "Fine, hunk. Of, Man. Rock." she purred. Schnitzel began freaking out, looking for something. He hurriedly grabbed his Motorola cellphone and began dialing a number. "Hello, Western Marzipan Police, Sheriff Doggy speaking?" the phone spoke. Schnitzel began rushing out all the details of what just happened. "The crazy orange woman is stalking you? AGAIN? Well, we have bigger fish to fry! You take care of her!" The sheriff hung up.

Schnitzel whimpered.

Chowder stared at Endive hatefully. Suddenly, something flared in the boy. "RADDA!" The purple apprentice screamed, pouncing on the orange chef. "Rada-RADA-RADA-radaradaRADDA!" He pounded on her with his fists until he realized that it wasn't hurting her large body. Oops. Schnitzel sighed, then realized something. Endive...didn't..have..A SEATBELT! That's it! he declared mentally. Schnitzel pressed a large black button with white printing, and pretty soon the middle window (where Panini, Chowder and Endive were,) had rolled down completely. He hit the gas and watched as the large woman flew out. He rolled it back up and slowed down, smiling to himself. His happiness was cut short when he realized something-

He was going to be stuck with these idiots for almost a whole week.

He cried to himself.

END OF CHAPTAH 3! D

P.S- I'm working on a chowder fanflash on youtube, under Dezagirl. It'll be up soon!