Fangirl.
by Strawberry Toast.
Part of : Centerfold.
Pairing; Itachi x Sakura.
Summary; In which deranged fangirls get out of control and decide to write to Haruno Sakura for stealing their mancandies and in which Sakura writes back.
Same disclaimer as before.
Dear Sakura or as we call you; Pink-haired slutfacehobag,
Ugh, you are insufferable. You don't deserve Itachi-sama or any man on earth. You're just a big forehead girl that doesn't need to live at all! First, you're weak. Weak little crybaby! You cry and cry and cry. You don't even know how to kill anybody. You're a pitiful ninja. Drop the innocent act, whore, you're not fooling anybody.
Your forehead can have a plane land on it; that's how big it is. Your eyes are too big for your face and your hair, Who's hair is pink? Only somebody as obnoxious and weak as you have pink hair. Trying to prevent Sasuke-kun from leaving was really great, too bad you're too weak. All you did was cry. You're weak, having Sasuke-kun, Naruto-kun and Kakashi-sensei doing all your work for you, how pitiful to stand in the sidelines. You don't even deserve Itachi-sama and his sexyness. You're just billboard brow. A stupid slut that robs credit.
I wish you'd die, you don't deserve them. You're nothing to them, they see you as a burden, stop kidding yourself. They'll never love you. You're weak and stupid. Your pink hair digusts us all.
-From, Your non-fangirls.
Dear Fangirls;
You are dumb. Honestly, can I be that weak? Actually, don't answer that, that was rhetorical. Anyways, I was weak before. I was young, I was naïve to believe you stupid girls, I mean hoes, that I was an ugly duckling. I can't believe I cried cause of you people. Like I said, I was weak before, but that was years ago. Haven't you heard? I'm stronger than Tsunade. I'm not a slut, you are, look at the way you dress ! Konoha can see your boobs clearly, and they're flat as hell. So what if I have pink hair? At least I don't have digusting green puke like hair and some weird ass face with too much make-up on.
I admit, I did use to stand in the sidelines, but now I don't. But guess what? You girls still do. How many of you can actually match my super human strength or even beat me in a spar? None, and you know why? It's cause you paid too much attention in putting on your make-up to impress somebody that'll never like you. Harsh, isn't that what the truth is ? I'm a jounin and what are you? A genin? I don't even know how you passed the academy. You all should've been civilians! Pitifully weak. You dare criticize me for something that I was in the past. Times have changed, face reality. Just because I used to be like you and now I have friends and a loving boyfriend, aka sex god of the century, doesn't let you bag on me. So go die.
-From your hated; Haruno, or should I say Uchiha, Sakura.
Author's note; I didn't really like this one D; The fangirl's letter was just a plain mess and the reply was kinda dumb. Sorry if it sucks.