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No 3 : The Immediate Danger

Gaara was not having a good day.

"Mister, mister. Do that sand thing again!!"

"Dude, you gotta help me win this sand castle making competition! I soooo totally have to impress this chick!"

"How does it feel to be Kazekage at such a young age?"-that was a reporter.

"Oh Gaara-sama, kiss me!"

Oh, why did God punish him so??!! This was just his first few jobs and already they were driving him insane! He silently prayed that by the end of the day, he would get to rest, drink coffee and maybe have some chocolates. If said chocolates were draped onto a blushing Neji, it would be more perfect! Yes, despite his emotionless state, Gaara was very much into Hyuuga Neji, and by the end of this stupid business obligation Neji will be his damnit!

"Gaara sama, I have a surprise for you," a voice drawled lazily from behind a bedroom door. Please let it not be ANOTHER naked girl.

Itachi was not having a good day.

"Itachi-san! Let us tuuut tuuut tuut,"

"Take me now Itachi-sama! KYAAAA!"

"Why did you kill the Uchiha clan?"-that was ANBU.

"Itachi, un, the boss sent me to see how much you are per hour, un. He wants to date you too,un," Occasionally, few Akatsuki members who had a crush on him came as well. But Itachi could care less about those idiots. All he wants is his little brother, his expressions, no clothes, and a camera. That is sooo hot!

"Oh, my god! It's Itachi!!!!"

But first he has to survive the day.

Shino was not having a good day.

"Ano. Shino-kun. Would you like some tea?"

"That bug is soo cute!"

"What a nice young man. I hope after this you will always visit me here at my mansion,"

"I made these cookies for you Shino-kun,"

Okay, apparently Shino was having a good day.

Neji was not having a good day.

"Neji! Let us run together towards the sunset! Yosh!" Why the hell did Lee buy him? They always see each other during practice!

"Neji-kun, you are soo handsome!"

"I love you Neji!!"

"Marry me!"

"Won't you help me take these off?" a girl pointed at her dress. Neji rolled his eyes. This was what his village had? Hormonal teenage girls?!! Shivering alone, Neji made a mental note to check his sexuality. Hopefully he's gay.

"Neji, this is your next customer," Tsunade gestured towards the door. Neji faltered in his steps. The banners and predatory glint in their eyes made him tremble in fear.

SHIT.

Sasuke was not having a good day.

"SASUKEEE!!!!!KYAAA!!!"

"MARRY ME! LOVE ME!"

"I LOVE YOU SASUKE!"

"LETS REVIVE THE CLAN TOGETHER!"

"Ooohhh...Sasuke-sama...guess what I'm wearing under these...that's right! I'm not wearing anything!"-that was a boy. Sasuke did his job half heartedly, part of him was still hung up on the fact that Naruto hated him and refused to see him. Part of him wanted to tear through the streets and look for his dobe. Confess, and have a hot make out session right now. Most of his job did not require him to do anything. Just his presence alone is enough to make the girls /guys faint into bliss, dreaming of him in perverted ways. He sighed dejectedly. He hoped that sometime soon, he could see his dobe and straight things up.

Unknown to him, high in the roof tops, Naruto watched his every move. Naruto clenched his fists every time someone touch HIS teme. He has to make his move soon, or all would be lost. Naruto tried not to think that on one of his job, Sasuke would meet with someone worth his fancy and fall in love, leaving him in the dark all alone. He shut his eyes and shook his head rapidly. That can never happen! He will not allow it! So by following Sasuke on every job/date, he could keep a close look out and when Sasuke was done with one job, he would beat the crap out of those &$# who dared to defile his innocent Sasu-chan.

Most of the time Naruto would get caught staring at Sasuke's features, how the Uchiha had matured well these years. Sasuke's eyes were the most beautiful part of the stoic teen, dark and intense. His gaze snapped when the girl(b) put her hand on Sasuke's arms, making Sasuke appear apprehensive.

"Why won't you fall in love with me, Sasuke?" the girl bit her lip for extra effect, hoping that Sasuke would be guilty and give her a chance. Naruto observed the event unfold with distaste. That whore!

"My heart is with another," came the abrupt reply. The girl all but sobbed and ran off, half of it due to a broken heart, another half due to the intense urge of being a girl and need to spread rumors. Sasuke watched yet another fangirl squashed by his sincere answer. He sighed as he made his way back to Tsunade to find out his next job.

Naruto was taken aback by this sudden knowledge. Had he alreday lost Sasuke to an unknown threat? NO! He would not think so. Maybe Sasuke said it to keep his fans off his back. yeah! It seemed logical. During his self-rant, he managed to see Sasuke's panicked face, Tsunade smirk and a group of people drag said Uchiha out of the office.

Are they kidnapping him?!! Why is that old hag not doing anything! Oh..maybe it's his new job..but still! If he is being forced to do something he is clearly afraid of, I should help him out!!

With that in mind Naruto burst into the office and snatched the list of clients from Tsunade's hand, ignoring the Hokage's sputters of protest. He scanned the list for the most recent time. His eyes bulged out when he saw who it was. Quickly dropping the list and dashing out the door, Naruto frantically tried to follow suit of the large group.

DAMN! He lost them!

Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's power and supplied chakra to his senses. No way in hell was he leaving Sasuke in the hands of those idiots!

Meanwhile, back at her office, Tsunade stared at the list in bewilderment. Was there anything wrong? Is the Uchiha in danger? She doubted it. Though the group looked a little bit insane, they were harmless.

"What's wrong with the NejiSasu fanclub? They were surely rich enough to buy both Neji and Sasuke, it will a waste to decline their offer," Tsunade pondered out aloud.

CRASH!!!!

She snapped her head in time to see her door smashed to pieces. There, stood in the entrance, one of her models glared heatedly at her direction. She could feel cold sweat made it's way down her head.

Sand was swirling in a deadly and hectic manner around the figure.

"WHO HAS BOUGHT NEJI?" Gaara's chakra leaked out in waves, indicating that hell was about to break lose.

Sorry about the late update! I just finished my exams! Thanks for staying with me! Please review and tell me if you have suggestions!