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No 7: The Artist
A knock on the door snapped Tsunade out of her reverie. Silently she fumed at the idiot who dared to disturb her time off.
"Come in," she answered gruffly. A curious brow was raised when the visitor entered her room.
"Tsunade-sama, I'd like to talk about purchasing Sasuke,"
Sasuke sneezed. He was currently resting his head on the dobe's lap. Naruto had invited him over for lunch and had taken on to reading scrolls while Sasuke unabashedly plomped onto his lap. At first Naruto had disagreed greatly, but with Sasuke yawning so cutely, he opted to keep quiet and enjoy the time they spent together. Lately Sasuke was able to get away earlier than usual from his 'appointments', having intensified his gaze only served as a major 'nose-bleed inducing' method to his buyers. After 'finishing' his job, Sasuke instantly went on Naruto hunt, catching the usuratonkachi for a quick lunch and sometimes a quick date (Naruto dubbed all their escapades dates)
"Sasuke? Are you cold?" no answer. Naruto sighed and opened his jacket to put it on Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke smiled when he felt Naruto's warmth and smell invaded his senses. He sighed happily, completely missing Naruto's beaming grin. Nothing can be more perfect.
Until Itachi showed up and replaced Naruto's place. Naruto was pushed almost over the edge of his balcony, hanging on the railing for dear life. In the commotion Sasuke remained oblivious, and started purring when his brother rubbed his head. Itachi smirked and recorded the sound with his handphone, intent on making it his incoming message tone.
'Weird. Naruto smells different and his legs are more muscular,' Sasuke thought but decided to ignore it. Naruto on the other hand managed to climb over the railing and proceeded to storm into his living room.
"Itachi yarou!! How dare you barge in here and take my place?!"
"Aniki?" Sasuke slowly woke up only to have his head pushed back onto his aniki's lap. He sighed and made himself comfortable. There was no stopping his aniki now. Besides, watching Naruto get all riled up was fun. He could almost pretend that Naruto was jealous.
Almost.
In Naruto's mind it didn't looked as if Sasuke surrendered in his own free will…
"Aniki…please…I want to be with Naruto..,"
"Obey me little brother, or else I would –beep- you,"
"Ahhhn aniki," little Sasuke was forced to lie on Itachi's lap, a lone tear streaming down his blossoming cheeks…
"NOOOOO!! I won't let you live for forcing my Sasuke!!" Naruto charged with a Rasengan. Itachi placed his brother's head gently on a conveniently nearby pillow, his mangekyou fully charged.
"I will rid of you Kyuubi boy, and then Sasuke will do as I please..such as –beep- beeeep- and –beep-," itachi murmured between blows and defense.
"Over your dead body you -beeeeeeeep-!" Naruto renewed his vigour. While they were fighting to the death, they failed to notice a figure creeping in and subduing Sasuke with chloroform (who was amazed with how people can turn murderous to defend his honour more like defile it thus was off focus).
And they continued fighting for about 3 hours. By the end of their chivalry act, Naruto was the one that noticed Sasuke was missing.
"Sasuke? SASUKE!!" frantically, both of them searched around Naruto's house foe any indication of Sasuke's whereabouts.
"Maybe he got called to his next job," Itachi murmured, and disappeared in a flash, followed closely by Naruto, heading towards Tsunade's office.
Meanwhile,
"What is this beep! you sicko!!" Sasuke struggled against invisible binds, posing him in an exquisite display of art extraordinaire. He was propped on a recliner, legs open slightly while his hands were positioned 1) on top of the sofa, and 2) on his left thighs.
With nothing on except for a piece of cloth covering what needed to be covered (but just barely) placed conveniently across his lap.
And he can't move a muscle.
"This is my special jutsu that I use to make sure that my model doesn't spoil my pictures," Sai replied casually. His hand moved meticulously, sketching away the sight before him.
Having Sasuke as his model was brilliant. The male suited the lonely, angsty, pale arc angel theme he had in mind. And this would complete his art book just nicely.
"SAI?? SASUKE WAS BOUGHT BY SAI?? OH MY GOD, SAI IS GONNA BEEEP SASUKE!! I'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM!!" with that Naruto headed off, leaving a trail of smoke behind (but not before trashing Tsunade's office).
"Sai?" Itachi enquired.
"He's the one who looks exactly like your brother. Only more gay. Kami, I swear that brat does this on purpose so that I'll die of hypertension and he becomes Hokage faster!" Tsunade sighed impatiently. She began her quest to salvage her office any way that she can.
Itachi made a dash following the kyuubi bearer. Sai? He wondered briefly (all this while elucidating fans with his mangekyou) how similar they were.
And how more gay Sai was. Cause Sasuke was waaaay gay. If Sai was more gay, that is one heck of an increase in the levels of gayness. Oh well, judging from the kyuubi's excited claim, he was pretty sure he would know soon.
Damn soon.
The curves, the tone, the expression blended in one smooth, even colour coordination. This is the epitome of an artist's masterpiece! No other subject comes close to this.
Or so he thought. Little did Sai know, he was about to meet the one that could rival (but in Sasuke sama's devoted fans' heart, no one can compare) his masterpiece at being a masterpiece.
His aniki.
"SAAAAI!! Let go of my Sasuke!!" Naruto barged in through Sai's living room. He was greeted by the sight of Sasuke's bare bottom peeking innocently from being wedged into the recliner.
"Sasuke!! Why are you showing off this exquisite piece of beep to the whole world??" Naruto quickly pulled open his jacket to cover what was (self-proclaimed) his.
"I don't have a choice dobe, he's bind me in some jutsu. I can't move a muscle," Sasuke claimed exasperatedly. He was tired from being in the same position in over that 4 hours. He needed movement soon or he's gonna think that nudity is normal.
"I'll have you free in no time brother," Itachi had been examining this Sai since he entered, and Tsunade was right! This thing did look like his brother. A lot. He was also definitely more gay, judging from the way he was dressed.
"But I was about to practice this on Sasuke-kun," Sai held up a book, which caught the attention of all males present, each with a different thought. It was Icha Icha Paradise : Yaoi techniques.
Naruto : Hell no.
Sasuke : …….
Itachi : he is so damn gay.
But nonetheless, Itachi decided that he was to abide by his promise. And indeed, in no time, he had freed his adorable naked little brother.
By kissing the daylights out of Sai.
Naruto didn't need to be told that this was the golden moment in which he should escape.
And thus he did.
"That was scary!!" Naruto shivered visibly for his encounter with Sai and Itachi kissing. Damn that was gross. Sasuke was trying to hold the cloth in place so that no one (everyone was gathered there) gets a free show. His struggle only spurred more attention; drools already slipping pass open jaws. Naruto, in the other hand, had just noticed why there was malicious intent in the air.
"You perverted –beep- holes! Stop looking at my Sasuke!" Naruto lashed out with kage bunshins to prevent other people from peeking. Those dumb –beep-! go find their own Uchiha to ogle!
"Let's go home, Sasuke," Naruto huffed, after making sure that the cloth was secured around his Sasuke's waist. Sasuke nodded intent in getting into a decent pair of clothes.
As they made their way back, both failed to notice a pair of eyes following their every move, its crimson irises dilated in determination…
And yes, Itachi is still going at it with Sai.
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