Riayu: Looks up Oh! Hello everyone. Puts down large butcher knife
Arbela: Holding up a 'Help Us' sign
Itachi: You're a sick freak.
Riayu: Yup! I'm making them eat foods they hate. For Itachi it's lots of chocolate and whipped cream. Arbela is eating anything that isn't sweet or meat. It's just fun to watch them wrinkle their faces, and I can't go to jail for it…until they die.
Arbela: We're going to die?!
Riayu: The stomach is only the size of an apple when empty, but it can stretch massively. So much so that it could press against your lungs and cause you to suffocate.
Itachi: You sick whore.
Riayu: Sorry if any of you got really upset with me over the dream. I have this obsession with killing protagonists in just about everything I write. I purposefully put my characters into harms way and see how many come out alive.
Arbela: GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Itachi: You wouldn't actually kill us, would you?
Riayu: Hmm…no. You're not in a story, so I couldn't bear having you die, Itachi. And I can't actually kill Arbela. I just felt like cooking and you were here to eat it.
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Warning!: There is a heavy guy-on-guy scene. If you don't like that stuff then why did you even click on this fic?
"Why shouldn't I go, Sasuke? You don't want me to see? Is that what your problem is?" Naruto shouted, pacing around the kitchen.
"I dreamt that there was a car crash and we died in the fire, Naruto," Sasuke pleaded, following the blonde closely.
"I dreamt that I took over the world, doesn't mean it's gonna happen," Naruto shot back, his eyes narrowed with anger.
"I don't want you to go, Naruto. Can't you reschedule, I'm begging you." The blonde wheeled around to face Sasuke, his eyes burning with rage.
"If you were an Uchiha you wouldn't give a crap. Are you sure you're related to your brother?"
"Damn it, Naruto, I'm serious. I don't want you to get hurt."
"Itachi never stopped me from doing anything," Naruto retorted, raging beyond coherent thought.
"And we both know how well that turned out. If he had thought of anyone but himself then you would still have your eyesight." Naruto winced. "Trust me, Naruto, just push the appointment back a day or two. I'm sure your parents would understand."
"Do you honestly think that a gasoline tanker is going to flip over backwards on the highway and dump gasoline everywhere? Then a car's going to hit us and trap us right before two other cars collide and light on fire? All on the day I'm getting my surgery done?"
"It could happen," Sasuke said, convinced.
"What if I stick to back roads?"
"A deer will jump out and I'll swerve to avoid it and go flying off a cliff side," Sasuke murmured.
"Are you kidding me? What if I walk?"
"Crossing accident."
"Bike?"
"The back wheel breaks and you go skidding across the pavement, a car doesn't see you and…" Sasuke trailed off, looking away.
"How many of these dreams have you had?"
"Five or six. Even if you try to avoid the roads, something will happen. Foxes can be rabid."
"Why am I arguing with you? I don't need you to take me there. Pein and Kyuubi will take me, or my parents. I don't need you." Sasuke was silent, staring at the blonde in shock. Naruto was silent for a moment, waiting for Sasuke's retort, then he realized what he had said. "I didn't mean it like that, Sasuke…" he sighed. "You're absolutely certain that I'll face some imminent doom if I go tomorrow?"
"No, just a feeling," Sasuke said, looking at the blonde.
"I'll tell my parents…dial for me?" Sasuke picked up the phone in the middle of the table and flipped it opened, dialing the number quickly before handing the phone over.
"Hi, mom? Sasuke wants me to move my appointment back a day or two…He has a bad feeling about me going. Yeah, I know, but it's just a few more days. There was that girl scheduled for surgery after me, she'll be thrilled. A few weird dreams. It's okay, mom, I don't mind." He smiled. "Love you too; I can't wait to see you," he laughed, "bye."
"Well?" Sasuke asked, wrapping his arms around the blonde's waist.
"I'm going in three days, I hope you're happy," Naruto muttered, leaning against the brunette's chest.
"I am," Sasuke assured him, resting his chin on top of the blonde's head.
"Do you not want me to see?" Naruto asked, putting his hands over Sasuke's, toying with his fingers.
"I want you to be happy," Sasuke said, kissing the top of the blonde's head. "If that means seeing, then yes, I want you to see."
"I want to see you," Naruto said, reaching up and touching Sasuke's cheek with gentle hands. "I want to know each and every one of your expressions with more than just my touch. I want to see the sun rise and set again. I want to see my brothers. I want to be able to go on normal dates with you, Sasuke. I wan to be normal."
"Seeing isn't going to make you normal, usuratonkachi," Sasuke warned, smiling.
"Teme," Naruto said, tracing his fingers over the brunette's cool lips. "I want to see you smile. I've never seen an Uchiha smile before. Only smirk." They were silent for a long time, standing in the middle of the dining room as the late day sunlight filtered orange through the windows. Naruto's stomach growled low and long, like a pack of hungry dogs fighting over a steak.
"You haven't eaten yet today, have you?" Sasuke accused, letting go of the blonde. "There's a reason I left those things in the fridge. Didn't Hinata call to make sure you were okay?"
"I told her I as fine," Naruto said, looking ashamed. "I spent the day writing since you weren't here to keep me company. I didn't think to eat."
"Baka," Sasuke scowled, letting go of the blonde. "Your mind doesn't work properly if you don't eat enough. It'll make writing harder for you." He walked into the kitchen and began cutting up vegetables. "Did you at least eat the breakfast I left you?"
"Some of it. I was eager to get to work today," Naruto lied, listening to the sharp sound of the knife on the cutting board. "I'm sorry, Sasuke."
"You're wasting away, Naruto," Sasuke accused. "In your old pictures you were a stronger-looking, and you weren't so pale. I know you can't see it, but can't you feel the difference?"
"Not really," Naruto said, his hand twitching slightly. "I really haven't noticed a change."
"Maybe it's because you only write now? You don't ever really go outside any more."
"I used to work out a lot," Naruto admitted. "In the park, but after I went blind I moved away. I was a little embarrassed about being blind, so I never looked for a new place to work out."
"We'll have to fix that," Sasuke muttered, stirring the miso he was making. "You're still too thin, though. I can see your ribs too well."
"Sorry," Naruto lamented. "I didn't think anyone would notice if I wore baggier clothes."
"Clothes don't really help when we're having sex," Sasuke said, making rice balls. "I can see your ribs and spine too clearly sometimes. It worries me. Did you used to eat more?"
"Yeah, I've always eaten a lot," Naruto said, turning a little pink. "But people rarely cook enough for me."
"Baka, why didn't you say something?" Sasuke shouted, putting a plate of rice balls in front of Naruto. "If you're hungry you should say something, not sit there like an idiot and be hungry."
"Sorry," Naruto said with a smile, devouring the rice eagerly. Sasuke put the miso down for Naruto and went back to making more rice, pausing when Naruto questioned him. "Aren't you going to eat, Sasuke?"
"I don't eat as much as you; I'm usually not very hungry. And you're eating enough for both of us."
"Won't you start wasting away?" Naruto asked between bites of food.
"I eat enough, trust me," Sasuke said, putting down another plate of rice balls and cleaning up the dirty dishes. "What do you want to do when you're done eating?"
Sasuke stared at the page that Naruto had handed him, his face slowly turning from pale pink to crimson.
"Naruto, why were you writing this?" Sasuke sputtered, snatching a tissue and pressing it against his nose.
"Because I finished writing my book and I had nothing better to do," Naruto said, taking the page back. "Don't bleed on it, Sasuke."
"Naruto, you're the worlds biggest pervert," Sasuke accused, trying to stop his nose bleed.
"Wait till you meet my god father. He has novels filled with this sort of stuff. Before I started reading his books I wanted to be just like him. Being married hasn't stopped him, either. In fact, he's modeled characters after his wife, mostly for her breasts."
"Where the hell did you learn all of that stuff?" Sasuke asked, his nosebleed finally subsiding.
"I read Kakashi's books once; he has a lot of my god father's stuff. And I experienced quite a bit myself. Why do you–" he broke off, inhaling a sharp breath as Sasuke gently bit his earlobe. Naruto mewled helplessly as the brunette abused his ear, scrunching his eyes closed when the brunette reached down and rubbed his palm against the blonde's member. He spun the chair around so that they were facing each other and kissed his way down the faintly tanned neck, lingering at Naruto's collarbone, biting, licking, and sucking it gently until there was a rather large hickey there among several fading ones. Sasuke trailed his tongue down from Naruto's right collar bone to his nipple, running his tongue over the nubbin and blowing on it to make it rise before taking it in his mouth, raking his teeth over it, licking it, and biting it while his fingers pinched and twisted the other.
"Sa-Sasuke!" Naruto moaned, leaning his head back as the brunette continued to suck his nipple, his free hand still rubbing the blonde's hardening phallus. Naruto buried his fingers in the black locks, pulling Sasuke's head away from his chest and bringing their lips together for a bruising, passionate kiss. As they battled for dominance Sasuke tugged Naruto's sweatpants down, the boxers sliding away with them. Naruto moaned into Sasuke's mouth when he felt a sudden jolt of friction over his phallus, bucking his hips slightly into the cool appendage wrapped around his member. Sasuke smirked, jerking his hand from base to tip again as he took the blonde's bottom lip between his own, sucking it gently. His thumb ran over the head of Naruto's hard penis, smearing precum, before he squeezed the hardened member, causing the blonde to moan loudly, bucking his hips again.
Sasuke smirked as he pulled away from the blonde's lips and knelt down, running the very tip of his tongue from the base of Naruto's penis up to the head, swirling his tongue around it before taking just the tip into his mouth and circling it with his tongue. He slowly slid the entire member into his mouth, alternating between hard sucks and teasing licks. Naruto was reduced to moans of pleasure, threading his hair into the charcoal locks. Sasuke used one hand to fondle Naruto's sack, occasionally pressing the blonde's prostate, and pressed the first three fingers of his free hand into the blonde's mouth, hardening as the blonde coated them with saliva. Naruto gave a particularly loud moan, clutched Sasuke's head close to the base of his cock, convulsed, and released a massive amount of seed, which Sasuke swallowed before pulling away and licking his lips.
He spread the blonde's legs, resting them on either side of the arms of the chair so that he would be able to access Naruto's puckered hole. He traced a finger over it before sliding his finger in, waiting for Naruto to adjust before moving it.
"Fuck, Sasuke," Naruto complained, his eyes scrunched tightly. "I don't need to be stretched." Sasuke plunged a second finger into the blonde, ignoring the complaint. He slid a third in and worked the three digits in as far as they would go before pulling them out and pulling down his own pants. He grabbed the lube that was slightly under the blonde's bed, squirting a healthy dose onto his first two fingers before spreading it over his aching erection. He positioned himself at Naruto's puckered entrance and nudged the head of member into the tight space, making Naruto mewl. He worked himself in inch by inch, running his fingertips along the insides of Naruto's paled thighs.
"Mm-nah, faster!" Naruto moaned, throwing his head back again. Sasuke complied, moving in and out, leaning forward and kissing his way up Naruto's chest to the hollow of his neck. He rolled his hips and struck Naruto in the prostate, earning a loud mewl of pleasure. Sasuke slammed into Naruto's prostate a few more times, smiling as Naruto moaned and screamed in pleasure. He raised his hips and pushed forward to meet each of Sasuke's thrusts, his body covered in sweat. Sasuke, feeling his control slipping, reached down and began to stroke Naruto in time with his bruising pace. They came together, Naruto with a loud scream and Sasuke with a throaty moan. He didn't pull out of Naruto right away, he moved in and out a few more times, the passage slick with his seed, before he pulled out and trailed his tongue across the blonde's abs, collecting the cum and swallowing it.
"Not bad," Naruto murmured, smiling loosely. "You stuck pretty close to what I wrote. But that last part didn't happen."
"Thought you might like it," Sasuke said, kissing the blonde's throat gently.
"Mmm…you thought right," Naruto threaded his fingers in the black locks and kissed Sasuke again before sitting up properly and sliding all the way out of his sweatpants and boxers. "Shower?"
"Yeah," Sasuke said, standing up and pulling his pants off. He led the way into the bathroom and turned on the shower, running his hands down the blonde's body as the steaming water streamed over them. They washed each other, touched and kissed as soapy suds slid down their bodies.
"What do you mean it's being postponed?" Naruto asked, pacing in front of the window. "Is she okay?" he asked, clearly agitated. "When is it, then?" Sasuke watched him pacing and frowned, the blonde's expression was steadily getting darker and darker. "Okay, dad, I'll talk to you later. Give mom a hug for me. Yeah, bye," he hung up the phone and tossed it onto the couch, sighing.
"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked, wrapping his arms around the blonde's waist from behind.
"The doctor that was supposed to be operating on me has been sued for unsafe practices. Apparently he tried to operate on the girl without giving her enough sedative. She woke up halfway through the operation and started screaming. He tried to keep working on her without giving her more sedative, but one of the aids thought it was too crazy and reported him before he could go on. They've got another doctor on the way from Osaka, but they don't know when he'll be here. So, my operation has been postponed until further notice. Thank you, Sasuke."
"For what?" Sasuke asked, looking down at the blonde.
"You saved me. She's scarred for life, now. You saved me from something terrible, Sasuke, with your crazy dreams. I'm glad you told me not to go," he turned around in Sasuke's arms and pressed his lips against Sasuke's.
Riayu: Yay! Two lemons in a row! I liked this one more, but I want your opinions. Please review, they make me happy!
Itachi: Why am I tied up?
Riayu: 'Cause you like that kinda kinky shit.
Arbela: And why am I in a cage?
Riayu: You look better, and less threatening, behind bars. Major thanks to Black-Chan3! She's been a constant reviewer; check out her stuff, it's really good. Thanks for the reviews and for reading! Cookies for all! And cake for those who review and who have told their friends about my story!
Arbela: Stop trying to get more people to read your crap.
Riayu: It's natural to want people to read my work. I'm thinking about writing a ItaPeinKyu lemon, but I'm not sure. What do you guys think?
Itachi: I'm for it!