So I thought it would be cool to make a songfic out of Mike when Bella turned him down
Song for this one-shot songfic: I'm Not Going to Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You by Black Kids
Author's note- The singers are not your usual rap and cus black people. Well from my album picture I can only see pale skin. And about the first line, well these are really the lyrics so don't tell me I got the lyrics wrong. Listen to the song and you can hear that he said girl. Thank you and enjoy this little story.
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of, ever since I was a little girl.
I have always dreamed of having a sweet little innocent girl as my wife. And that girl is Bella, but she turned me down. As soon as she said no, I saw our future go to waste. Life flashing through your eyes was exactly what happened.
1. I'm biting my tongue
I spent hours preparing and anticipating what her answer would be. And she gives me a no.
2 He's kissing on you
Cullen all of a sudden comes here and probably woos Bella off her feet. But I had to fight for her too. Bella seemed so right for me.
3 Oh why can't you see
Edward's probably going to break her heart. After the glare oh excuse me glares he gave her the first day, he must have made a plan to use her and as soon as he's done, the girls will think he's single and that he wants to date.
The word's on the street and it's on the news
Everyone knows that Bella said no to me. The information didn't matter to girls, but it mattered to Bella's admirers. I was one of them, and I still am.
I'm not going to teach him how to dance with you
Now Tyler and Eric are begging me if she really declined me. Eric has no chance, he's a geek, and Tyler nearly killed her. But Edward saved her, so he has probably 1000 chances. It's not like he needs it. She'll say yes as soon as possible. But I'm noot going to make way for Cullen and practically teach him how to dance with Bella
The second I do, I know we're through
I'll never stop fighting for you Bella. Open your eyes. I was made for you, you were made for me. When Cullen's gone, I'll make you smile. I'll make you laugh. I'll give you the whole world.
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue
I wish the boys would stop asking. I wish Edward would disappear. But that will never happen. The past is the past. And know I'm waiting for the future
Okay it's done. Kinda short huh? Well the song repeats over and over that's why. And I didn't use all of the lyrics, But you can sure dance to it. –does creepy dance moves-KAAAAAY so here are the lyrics
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl
One,
I'm biting my tongue
Two,
He's kissin' on you
Three,
Oh, why can't you see?
One! Two! Three! Four!
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He don't suspect a thing. I wish he'd get a clue.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance
x2
One!
I'm biting my tongue.
Two!
I'm kissin' on you.
Three!
Is he better than me?
One! Two! Three! Four!
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you.
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves.
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance