Title: Disturbing Crack!fic 2
By: Rock'n'Slash
Rating: PG-13
Warnings- Crack!fic, stupidity, other stuff
Summary- Just another crack-filled story! :D
DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!
Once upon a time in a really big awesometastical castle there was a disturbed boy. His name was… THE BOY-WHO-LIVED!! MWAHAHAHAH!! cough Anyway, this boy was very disturbed. Why? Ask Mr. Scary Potions Master and he'll tell you why.
"That boy is sick I tell you!! SICK!!" Somebody bring in the happy men in white lab coats, we got another crazy. I hope they bag that weird bug lady too. Merlin knows she's been lighting up more than incense. (Smile)
Okay, anyway, the Boy is disturbed. If you don't know why then continue reading. Here we go down Memory Lane gasp! I hope we meet the Muffin Man!!
Harry Potter wasn't happy. He walked down the halls of Hogwarts at night and he wasn't happy. Sick, wrong mental images, he grumbles to himself. Sick, wrong Dumbledore and Voldemort. Sick, wrong beach. Hmm! He stops as he has a sudden flash of INSPIRATION!! (also known as. Manical laughter inducing thought) I could show that to Snape! He smiles, giddily. YAY!! DIE SNAPE!! DIE!! MWAHAHHAHA!! cough Manical laughter, not cool.
"OH!" Hmm? What was that? He wonders, as he hears a strange sound coming from one of the empty classrooms. Poor, naïve Harry. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EVER GIVE HIM THE TALK?! WHY!! (hehehehehe!)
Okay, so our dear hero is walking down the hallway towards a room that has weird noises coming out of it while the author is still wondering how he couldn't have ever had THE TALK. Scary right?
Okay everybody say it at the same time now, HARRY NO!! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!! But alas, he cannot hear us. So he opens the door anyway.
…
"Oh dear, I think we broke his mind."
A/N- Who said it? What is it? WILL HIS MIND EVER BE FIXED?! TUNE IN NEXT CHAPTER TO FIND OUT!!