Story Within A Story:

Damn it took a long time to get that duct tape off of me.

Anyways, here I am. About to write a Pinky and the Brain fanfic, one that may cause Brain to become ruler of the (toon) world.

And I just realized that Carley, sitting next to me, has no realistic way home, due to the fact that she can't just bike there considering the plot holes were taken away. That's going to cost me a lot of money to get her home. Oy.

Alrighty, here it goes:

One day, Pinky found a red flashlight.

Ryan says: Brain, does Pinky suddenly have a red flashlight?

Emperor Brain says: Yes, but what does this have to do with anything? And how did you know he'd have one?

Then Pinky found half a Kit-Kat bar and some orange Tic-Tacs.

Ryan says: What does he have now?

Emperor Brain says: A Kit Kat and some Tic tacs.

Ryan says: Perfect. The theory that what I write in a fanfic happens in the toon world is accurate. I'll start that story for you now.

Emperor Brain says: Outstanding!

Ryan says: Nice sign-in name, by the way.

Emperor Brain says: I felt it was appropriate.

Anyways, here it really goes:

The Imperfect Drug, by Ryan F…I Mean WakkoRyan

Gather 'round kiddies, and I'll tell you the tale of how the Brain ruled the world for 15 days.

Once upon a time, Vakko was very angry. He had issues due to residual personality traits being left over from his mind-meld thingy with Xakko. Can you say "residual personality traits? I knew you could.

So Brain made a formula to make Vakko feel much better. He called it Lessangryide.

The Lessangryide worked so well that Brain marketed it to other people who had issues with residual effects left over from the combining of minds, or demonic possessions that were only partially exorcized.

The Lessangryide made people less angry, but some remained snobby jerks, like Vakko. Still, they stopped killing people so much, so that was a very good thing.

Because of the sales of Lessangryide, Brain became very rich. This made Brain very happy. It also made Pinky (his bestest friend in the whole wide world) very happy as well.

But Brain wanted to be happier. He knew he would be very happy if he took over the world.

Brain gave George W. Bush a lot of money so he would let Brain borrow his army to take over the rest of the world. Then Brain gave W. more money to let him be President. Then Brain renamed himself Emperor Brain.

But about two weeks after becoming the leader of the world, someone told the media that the Lessangryide was high-calorie!

Everyone was very mad at Brain for making them fatter, even though the Lessangryide was just a tiny pill with 100 calories. Brain knew he couldn't change the formulation or it would not be as effective. Everyone started suing Brain, so Brain didn't have enough money to rule the world anymore.

This made Brain very sad.

But at least Brain was happy that when he took over the world, the army had killed Osama bin Laden.

Vakko was willing to do more pushups to be able to lose the weight that the pill put on, so Brain kept making the Lessangryide for Vakko, because Brain is a man of his word. This made Vakko very happy, although he remained a snobby jerk.

After leaving the White House, Brain and his bestest friend in the whole world Pinky went back to Acme Labs and back to their cage.

After stepping in the cage, Brain turned to Pinky.

"We must get some sleep, Pinky. We'll need it for tomorrow night."

"Why? What are we doing tomorrow night?"

"The same thing we did every night until recently, Pinky...try to take over the world!

The End…of that Pinky & The Brain side-story