Title: Disturbing Crack!fic 3
By: Rock'n'Slash
Rating: PG-13
Warnings- Crack!fic, stupidity, other stuff
Summary- Just another crack-filled story! :D
DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!
Welcome back to… HARRY POTTER'S WORST NIGHTMARE!! THE GREATEST REALITY T.V. SHOW SINCE OPRAH!! I am your narrator for today and we shall now continue the show.
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Harry opened his eyes. Why the hell was he on the ground? "Mr. Potter? Are you okay? "Huh? Professor?" Harry blinked blearily as he turned his face towards where he heard McGonagall's voice.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
HOLY EFFIN SHIT!! OH MY MERLIN!! EWWWWWWWWWW!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW! MY EYES!!"
And then our poor demented hero fainted again. Poor dude, he's probably scarred for life. "Oh dear, Honey. He's passed out again." "Don't worry my sweet kitty-kat, I'm sure he'll wake back up soon." And then, with no regard to the passed out and scarred for life naïve, little savior on the ground they continued doing what had made him faint in the first place. I will say no more then it included: two bikinis, one pair of handcuffs, one feather boa, a ferret (not Malfoy I'm not that sick), lots of something I'm not even going to think about and Professors McGonagall and Umbridge.
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Yes, I went there.
EVERYBODY ON THE COUNT OF THREE!!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! SHUDDER
The End… for now!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
A/N- Yeah, not one of my best chaps. Didn't quite know where to go with this so I went with the most disgusting thing I could think of…except I didn't add Snape.