Title: Disturbing Crack

Title: Disturbing Crack!fic 4

By: Rock'n'Slash

Rating: PG-13

Warnings- Crack!fic, stupidity, other stuff

Summary- Just another crack-filled story! :D

DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!

By the way- Some awesome reviewer, Circle M (You Rock!), gave me a wonderful idea for this chap!

So, Harry's running down the stairs to the Common Room. He just saw one thing NOBODY ever would want to…Dumbledore/Ron. You know that makes me wonder what Molly would say right now. … On the other hand, I don't want to know! :)

Okay! Back to the plot, (Abby- OMG!! THERE'S A PLOT??). Yes my dear readers, there is a plot. And now I must continue with it.

"OH MERLIN!! NEVILLE!!" Harry stopped in horror at the bottom of the stairs and shook his head. "EEK!!" Neville started, pulling Trevor away from his face. "Neville, no. Just…let's forget this ever happened ok?"

"Heh, um… yeah H-Harry! And you won't tell anyone right? I mean, my Gran and Ginny-"

"Trust me Nev. No-one would ever want to know…not even me. I wonder if I can Obliviate myself…"

And with that, he left the Common Room. "PLEASE WHOEVER IS LISTENING!! PLEASE DON'T LET THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE!!"

Chap.5- Finite :) YAY!! This one isn't as random though. SORRY! The next chap. will be up soon I think!!