Title: Disturbing Crack!fic 6
By: Rock'n'Slash
Rating: PG-13
Warnings- Crack!fic, stupidity, other stuff
Summary- Just another crack-filled story! :D
DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!
A/N- Abby helped!!
AND…WE'RE BACK!! Harry has just jinxed himself (silly boy) by wishing there wasn't anything, or anybody, else he could stumble across on his way to the Great Hall. :)
He suspiciously peers around on corner. It's quiet, too quiet. No, wait! Scratch that. It's not. But, thankfully, by now Harry knows better than to go towards the noises. So he walks past the supply closet and down the hall. Then he walks by it again. And again. And again.
"What the hell? Why am I going in circles?!"
Because Hogwarts wants you to Harry.
"What?! Who's there?"
I am the voice from beyond the awesomeness!
"Huh?"
That means I'm beyond awesome! :)
"Okay… why does Hogwarts want me to open the door?"
Uh… let's just say she has a twisted sense of humor and leave it at that, eh? (')
Harry opened the door that Hogwarts had made him. He heard moaning. It made him shudder. He opened the door to see...
"AHHH!! MY EYES!!" Harry screamed. It was George wrapped in Filch's arms. "FRED!! GEORGE IS..."
Fred came running around the corner. He stood in shock. Hopefully he would put an end to this like Harry thought. But, no.
"George!! How could you?"
"I was just having some fun!!"
"But how could cheat on me like this!?"
"You don't have to be left out, Fred,"
Filch smiled and pulled him into the closet and closed the door. Harry was left twitching in the hallway. Then he started mumbling.
"I saw nothing. I am not here. I heard nothing. The sky is not purple. I will never speak of this again. I need to get drunk."
And with that last thought in his mind, he continued on his quest to get to the Great Hall unscathed, or relatively unscarred for life.