Title: Disturbing Crack!fic 7
By: Rock'n'Slash
Rating: PG-13
Warnings- Crack!fic, stupidity, other stuff
Summary- Just another crack-filled story! :D
DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!
A/N- Abby helped!!
O Merlin! Harry thought. Hogwarts was doing it again. She kept bringing him back to the Divination Tower. "VOICE! WHERE ARE YOU!"
What the hell do you want again?! Geeze! Can I not have a moments peace?! NO! its always; Voice! Voice! HELP ME VOICE! SHUDDUP! :(
Harry was shocked. "Umm..sorry?"
No, I'm sorry. I kinda over-reacted a little bit! SORRY! :)
Ok. So what's your problem?
Knowing now that the voice was bipolar and crazy and all-knowing and awesome and…
"Hey! Wait! I'm not saying that!" Harry, you have no choice. Haven't we gone over this already. I'm the authoress, you are the person I tortu- umm…uh…yeah. Anyway, so Harry answers the voice.
"Well, Hogwarts is doing that thing where she makes me go around in circles again." Harry said nervously, this really wasn't his week.
All I can say is DON'T HATE ME!! IT WASN'T MY IDEA!! SOB!
Harry had the strangest feeling that the Voice had run away crying. "Umm… Ok?" Well, the Voice wasn't much help. Maybe I can just open the door with my eyes closed.
So Harry does something very stupid. He opens the door. Sure he had his eyes closed but you can't keep your eyes closed forever. Especially if you're Harry Potter and if you're Harry Potter in MY story! :)
"AHHHH!!"
"What's wrong my dear boy?"
"Mr. Harry Potter sir looks scarred for life."
"I am scarred for life Dobby!! I have just walked in on you and Professor bug-eyes!!"
"Mr. Harry Potter sir doesn't need to be insulting."
"I'm going to go get drunk now."
"Have fun Mr. Harry Potter sir."
Harry turned around to see Dumbledore go into the same room that Ron had just gone it, and the same one Filch, Fred, and George had tumbled out of.
"Oh Fish nuggets."