Title: Disturbing Crack!fic 8

By: Rock'n'Slash

Rating: PG-13

Warnings- Crack!fic, stupidity, other stuff

Summary- Just another crack-filled story! :D

DISCLAIMER- I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, lots and lots of Thanks to my wonderful reviews!!!! Thanks to Kiss it Better, Circle M, maximumfan, silverbirch, Stickman-sam, Spirit8395, Abby [rolls eyes], TheCresentMoonWriter, and JLRivera.

Kiss it Better- You were my first reviewer! YAY!!!!

Circle M- I love your continuations! They rock and so do you!

maximumfan- As much as I love reviews, gosh darnit WRITE!!!! Geeze.

silverbirch- You use very big, confuzzling words. :D

Stickman-sam : Awesome name. I'm very glad I could make it random enough. :D

Spirit8395- WRITE!!!! Make some more HP fics. Or BtVS.

Abby- You are an idiot. And you and Elmo can't have Sheba. EVER! :) Haha.

TheCresentMoonWriter- Awesome name. And thanks. I thought this was an appropriate title. :D

JLRivera- Does the fact that I am acknowledging you for a very not nice review annoy you? Hmmm?

And on to the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor, poor Harry still hasn't gotten his drink. In fact, he hasn't gotten anything close to food or water or coffee. Which is horrible. The food and the water not so much but the COFFEE?!!! AHHH!!!!!

Oh the horror. Of course, considering the other things that Harry's been through maybe not having coffee isn't that bad....nah.

Anyway, so Harry is back to trying to get safely to the Great Hall [hahahahah!]. He really should know better.

He's walking down a hallway, which one I don't think even he knows, and all of a sudden…

-sniff- "Are those waffles?" He questions. Silence is his answer. "I'll just take that as a 'yes'," he mutters, hungry enough to not care about what he might find.

He sniffs his way down the hall, stomach grumbling all the way. When he reaches the door where the smell was coming from, he noticed that there were muffled shouts coming from inside. Am I really hungry enough to open that door and face whatever tramatic, scarring for life thing that may be behind it?

–grumble!grumble!-

"Fine, stomach. I'll go in but I know I won't like it."

So our hungry hero opens the dreadfully, scary door from which the delicious smells and muffled yells are coming from. And then he blinks in shock as he stares at the really scary, disturbing, frighting sight. Do you wanna know what it is???? Hmmm????

It was The Bloody Baron yelling at Peeves. Yeah, not that uncommon but what they were yelling about was what scared him. They were yelling about… WAFFLES!!!!

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! PEEVES!! MY WAFFLES!!!!!"

"Hahahahahaah!!!!!" Peeves cackles after he hits The Bloody Baron with another water balloon.

Harry blinks, standing there in the doorway for a moment. Then he notices that The Baron has a platter in his ghostly hands. Weird. He didn't know that ghosts could hold stuff. Oh well.

So lets recap. Harry is hungry and still trying to get to The Great Hall without any mishaps when he foolishly opens the door that leads to the scene of The Bloody Baron and Peeves screaming about waffles. … There must be something in the pumpkin juice or something else because this is one screwed up castle.

Anyway, back to the story.

"PEEVES!!!! I'M GOING TO RE-KILL YOU!!!!!!"

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The platter of waffles falls to the floor after The Baron exits the room via the wall, ghosting after Peeves who appears to be floating for his un-life.

Standing there in the doorway with a very funny look on his face, Harry only had this to say…

"Yep. Never gonna eat waffles ever again."

And with that declaration, he started to walk down the hallway again. TO HIS DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –whack!- Bad Voldemort!!! Stay away from my computer!!!!

Chapter End!

A/N- This chapter is brought to you by the jigglypuffs.