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Day 52
"I'm baaack" I sang
"What the hell! You haven't been here for like 20 days!! Ehmagosh!!" Massie yelled
"Well, I'm saw-rey!"
"FOOD!" The boys yelled
"Oh goodie! I'm so glad you guys are hungry!"
"WE HAVE BEEN STARVING FOR THE PAST 20 DAYS! WE HAD TO EAT BUGS! DO YOU KNOW HOW COCKROACH TASTES LIKE? I THINK NAWT!" Alicia yelled out
I rolled my eyes, "Here are you food, donuts and broccoli!"
"EWW! DONUTS HAVE A LOT OF CALORIES, AND BROCCOLI IS JUST PLAIN GAR-OSS!" Claire yelled out
Everybody stared at her.
"What?" She asked, "Do I have something on my face?"
"It's just that you never been concerned about your weight." Massie said, shocked
"Ehmagosh, of course I do!"
"WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!" Massie yelled out with arms wide opened
Joyful music turned on
I turned off the music, "QUESTION TIME! PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CRAVING FOR SOME ANSWERS!!"
Dear Everyone,
Have you have gone farther than kissing, if you know what I mean, ands if so with who?
-dumbroonet621
"THAT'S OUR PRIVATE LIFE! YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW!" Alicia yelled out
"Why? Is it because you never went farther?" Massie asked
"WHAT?! OF COURSE I HAVE!"
The room became smaller.
"GASP!" I yelled out
"This room is rigged; I really did something more then kissing!!" Alicia yelled
The room became even smaller.
"ALICIA! HURRY AND TELL THE TRUTH BEFORE I SMELL KEMPS B.O.!" Dylan yelled
"I am nawt telling a lie! I swear!" Alicia yelled out
The room became even smaller.
Cam's face was at least 1 inch away from Claire's face, it could be closer, but Claire was pushing him away, Dylan's face was in Kemp's butt, Derrick was touching Massie's boobs, and Kristen, Chris, and Griffin were all bunched together like a sandwich. Everybody was crushing Alicia, and Josh was just standing like nothing was wrong.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY BOOBS!" Massie yelled as he slapped Derrick's hand
"I'M TRYING TO!!" Derrick said
"GET IT OFF! NOW!"
PPPOOFF!
"MY EYES!! THEY BURN!" Dylan said, "MAN THAT STINKS LIKE CRAP FROM A BABY'S DIAPER! Kemp, why did you have to fart you f-ing LBR!"
"I ATE A LOT OF BROCCLI! YOU KNOW THEY GIVE ME GAS!" Kemp yelled
"ALICIA! TELL THE TRUTH!" They all yelled
Alicia whimpered, "Fine, I only kissed a guy, no tongue."
The room turned normal.
"THANK YOU!" Everybody said
"I only had it with only one girl." Cam and Derrick said
"EHMAGOSH! WITH WHO?!" Massie and Claire demanded
"Skye Hamilington." They both said
"SKYE IS D2M!" Massie and Claire yelled
"Pshhh, 2 times baby!" Dylan said as she winked at Chris and Kemp.
"Once…" Kemp and Chris said disappointingly
"Still a virgin!!" Josh said proudly
"ME TOO! HIGH FIVE!" Kristen said
Josh was about to give her a high five, but she moved her hand, "PSYCHE! HAHA! I already did it with somebody."
"WHO?!" I yelled, because I thought she would never!
"Dune. Duh…"
"For this question we need Harris Fisher to come in puh-lease." I said
"BROTHER WILL HELP ME GET OUT!" Cam said excitingly
Harris Fisher came in.
The girls were blushing, and the guys were doing the exact opposite.
"Where the hell am I?" Harris asked. He saw Cam, "CAMMY! WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE! FINALLY WE FOUND YOU GUYS!!"
"Cammy?" Massie asked as she laughed
"SHUT UP!"
"Shut don't go up, chicken wings do, so take my advice and shut it!!" Massie said
"Huh…"
Dear Harris,
Which PC member would you date? Why?
-emeraldeyes101
"WTF?! I would date none, because they are all FRESHMENS!"
Nothing moved.
"Okay, Harris, you're good to go! Except for the fact I have to erase all your memories of this place." I said in an evil tone.
"WHAT?!" Harris yelled
"BYE!!" I said
Two buff dudes came in and put Harris in an Erase Memories-omatic machine.
Dear Josh,
I think you should go out with Massie, don't you? I mean you and Massie would look totally ah-dorable together and Alicia is a female dog. So date Massie!
-RoyalDarlingx
"I AM NAWT A FEMALE DOG!" Alicia yelled
"Uh, I don't know." Josh said, unsure. He looked at Massie. He realized how pretty she was.
"JOSH! YOU LIKE ME, AND NAWT HER RIGHT?!" Alicia yelled
Josh walked over the Massie, and pushed Alicia aside, "Massie, I never noticed how pretty your eyes are."
"Awww. Thank you!" Massie said as she batted her way-to-long eye-lashes.
"EWW! TOOO MUSHY-GUSHY!" I said
Dear Briarwood Boys,
Name three things that you have each wanted to do.
Dear Briarwood Boys,
Pick one girl that they can all agree on.
-Maddie4Life
"Ride a pink pony up a rainbow." Kemp said
Everybody stared.
"IT'S TRUE! CAN'T A GUY TELL HIS FEELINGS?!"
Everybody stared even more.
"I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO A COLLEGE PARTY FILLED WITH HOT GIRLS!" Derrick said
"Ah-viously…" Claire said
"NEXT QUESTION!"
The guys huddled up.
"I pic-" Cam was interrupted
"WE CHOOSE CLAIRE!" Derrick yelled
"WTF, DUDE!" The rest of the guys yelled
The girls glared at Claire.
"Uh-Hum!" I yelled as I tried to get their attention, "For the next question we need Kendra and William Block."
"MOMMY AND DADDY WILL SOO SAVE US!" Massie said
They walked in.
"William, I don't think this is the new French Restaurant." Kendra said
"MOM! DAD! GET US OUT OF THIS PLACE!"
Dear Kendra and William Block,
Your super rich and powerful so why aren't you saving them plus why don't you ever punish Massie?
-2Cute4U101
"WE DO PUNISH MASSIE!" Kendra said
I stared at her.
"Ok, fine. Maybe I don't."
I stared at her even more.
"FINE! I NEVER PUNISH HER!"
"Start."
"Okay, I will start by making her stay here."
"MOM! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
"Well this girl thinks I'm not a responsible Mom, so I'm punishing you by making you stay here."
"I HATE YOU!"
"We don't care, so somebody escort Mrs. And Mr. Block out." I said
They were escorted out.
"NEXT QUESTION!"
Dear Claire,
If you could make out with one guy for an entire hour who would it be?
-just.so.random.
"OMG! How do you make out with a guy for an hour?" Claire asked
Massie snickered, "Kuh-laire, I can't believe you never made out with a guy before!"
"You haven't either, LBR!"
Massie's jaw dropped.
"JUST ANSWER THE STUPID QUESTION!" Dylan yelled
"I would make out with, um um um um, Derrick, Josh, Kemp, Chris, and Cam. Maybe Griffin."
"THAT'S ALL THE GUYS!" The PC yelled
"Yup." Claire said as she smiled
"Wowww." I said
Dear Derrick,
Would you rather sleep with Massie or Skye Hamilton?
-just.so.random.
"Threesome, baby!" Derrick yelled
"PERVERT!" I yelled
"It's true, they are both hot-tays."
"…"
Dear Cam and Massie,
You both have been kicked to the curb and sorta like eachother. Why don't ya go out already?
-Kristen Elisabeth
"Because me and Cam aren't meant for each other. I'm a Winter, and he is a Summer." Massie said as she rolled her eyes, "Ah-viously."
"Ah-viously." Claire mocked
"Did you just mock me?"
"Ah-viously." Claire mocked again
"Say that again, One. More. Time…"
"Ah-viously." She said slowly.
"THAT'S IT!" Massie said as she jumped on top of Claire and started to biatch slap her.
"OUCHIE! GET OFF OF ME!"
Massie started to punch her, "NO! YOU STOLE MY GUY AND MY WORD!"
Claire pushed Massie off of her, and started to punch her, "TAKE THAT BIATCH!"
They had a huge cat-fight.
"STOP!" I yelled, "VIOLENTS IS NOT THE ANSWER!" I said in a weird voice.
"You use violets by suffocating us in a room." Kemp pointed out
"SHUT UP! You're asking for another closet time!"
Kemp backed away, whimpering.
Claire and Massie were still punching and biatch slapping each other.
"Wow. This is so interesting." Cam said
"It is." Derrick agreed
"Given." Alicia said
"Yup." Dylan and Kristen said
I got in the middle of them, and I got Massie's 1,000 dollar Tiffany & Co. 30 karat diamond necklace, plus 30 karat gold. I threw it on the floor, and stepped on it, causing it to break. I got Claire's 10 karat diamond with the same amount of silver Dior bracelet and did the same.
"WHAT THE F!" They both yelled
I laughed, "HAHA! You have a bloody nose and a black eye. You have the same!!" I said as I pointed at them.
"Just go to the next question." Alicia sighed.
"I'm sowey. No more questions!" I yelled, "But, you guys are all taking showers!!"
"OMG! SERIOUSLY?!" Massie asked
"Yup, no joke!"
Everybody was cheering, "But," Everybody stopped cheering, "I only have water supply for 2 people. One guy and one girl."
"AWW! SERIOUSLY?!" They all yelled
"SOWEY! I will randomly pick."
They were all crossing their fingers, praying, and crying.
"The 1st one that can take a shower is…. ME!!"
"WHAT! YOU CAN GO HOME AND TAKE A SHOWER! PICK ANOTHER GIRL, PUH-LEASE!" The girls yelled
"My Mom clogged the drain with her armpit hair…"
They made a 'Yucky' face.
"The boy is…. Griffin!"
Griffin got out of his emo corner and started crying tears of joy, "IN YOUR FACE, LOSERS! HAHA! I GET TO TAKE A SHOWER AND YOU DON'T!" He yelled
"WHAT?! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS LOOKS! YOU SHOULD PICK ME!" Josh yelled
"Sorry, gosh. I'll get a shower with enough water for all you guys next month. GOSH!" I yelled. "Well I got to go take a shower! HEHE LOSERS! BYE!"
"NOO TAKE ME WITH YOU!!" They all yelled
"EW! PERVERTS!" I yelled
"IN YOUR PUNY UN-EMO FACE!" Griffin yelled
HAHA! I'm so evil(:
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and I did nawt know Yellowfur had a Ask the Clique story, so please don't say I didn't steal it!
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