Hey guys, I know I said this would be out Saturday but my friends wouldn't let me come home all weekend. I wore my itchy costume ALL weekend because I only had one change of clothes and I needed them for work today!!! And when I told them I needed to finish the story for you guys THEY LAUGHED AT ME! I need new friends. hehe.

Sorry its late. Blame a 'sexy pirate' and 'little red riding hood'. They kidnapped me, the big bad wolf, poor wolf never wins.

"You are still wearing far too many clothes." Bella crooned while licking a trail from his perfectly sculpted chest down, taking care to not forget any of his abs on the way. When she was hindered by the shorts in question she put on a little pout. "See."

She popped off the little button with a short dramatic flick of her wrist. The black band at the top of his underwear peeked out. With agonizingly slow movement she pulled the zipper down; each tooth echoing loudly in their ears. Under the gentle brush of her fingers he grew harder then he already was. Her longing gaze intensified his reaction.

Edward didn't shy away as Bella looked on hungrily. She slid his short over his hips and past his ass, just as slow as she had the zipper. He watched her as she did so, a small smile playing on her lips as the fabric slid past his feet.

"And as for these!" Bella hooked her fingers around the top of his designer boxer briefs.

"Wait," Edward gasped, grabbing her finger and lacing them with his. "This hardly seems fair." Crawling up the length of his body she brushed her nose against his.

"Fair?" she questioned moving herself against him in drawn out circles. "What do you think is unfair?"

He closed his eyes enjoying the sensation. "It's just..." he grabbed her hips and held her in place to keep his concentration, "it seems you are wearing considerably more clothing than me now."

"More clothing?!" She looked down to examine her nearly expose chest and lacy underwear.

"I count 3 to 1."

"Oh yea, and who said anything about fair." Bella broke his strong grasp on her hips and continued moving against him.

"That's cheating." He grasped her hips more firmly and flipped her over with one strong hand.

"I would never—"

"Of course you wouldn't, neither would I." Edward interrupted, grasping her hard between the legs causing her to gasp. "That would be bad."

"Yup—very bad." She managed to moan before throwing her head back in ecstasy.

"Are these necessary?" Edward put on his serious face as he continued to finger the lacy fabric more gently. "Because I don't think they're really going to help me guess. They might be confusing me."

"Guess?"

"Your costume... or have you forgotten?" He asked playfully, edging of one side of her panties down past her hip but leaving the other still in place. He kissed at the newly exposed skin and repeated the motion on the other side.

"You taste..." He pulled further stretching them down but continuing his exploration of her abdomen with his mouth, "positively sinful."

When the wet underwear reached her ankles Bella helped by kicking them off. "Do I?"

"mmhmm."

He continued his oral teasing until his head was level with her chest. When he found himself where the two slopes met, he reached to traced his thumb across her dripping entrance, pausing only to rub one smooth circle over her most sensitive nerves before bringing it to his mouth. He sucked her juices off his digit and moaned as the flavour spread over his tongue.

She watched him intently as he savoured her taste. The pleasure she found in watching his erotic expression distracted her so she didn't notice his face growing closer to hers.

"See!?"

Edward crashed his mouth into hers. She could taste his flavour along with a hint of her own, setting her senses ablaze.

"Edward—I need you." The dull throb below her stomach that she'd been fighting to ignore reared its ugly head. "I need you now." She whimpered. His small chuckle against her lips not only was infuriating but made her crave his touch that much more.

"Not much longer." He spoke against her making another pass against her sex with his thumb. This time he ran it along his lower lip and licked it off, his eyes sparkling ever so slightly with amusement. "Mmm, sinful."

He pushed the strap of both her skimpy shirt and bra off her shoulder simultaneously, placing feather light kisses along her collar bone from one side to the other, where he slid the other straps down. She leaned back some to give him complete access to her neck and enable him to remove the top piece of fabric. He turned it over in his hand watching the shiny material flow over his knuckles.

"Also not necessary," He concluded, adding it to his growing pile of clothes.

"And this..." He nipped at the skin just above the black lace bra, "is in my way." He exclaimed nipping at the other. A tearing sound snapped Bella out of her blissful reverie. Edward supported his weight on one elbow looking Bella up and down in her glorious entirety.

"Was that really necessary?" She asked staring at the shredded bra on either side.

"It was in my way!"

"Fine then." Bella glided her sharp nails down his sides causing Edward to quake and effectively cutting his underwear in two.

She looked up at him with barely concealed glee. "What?" she shrugged. "They were in my way."

"I love you," Edward breathed, supporting his weight above her. A look of apprehension crossed his brow.

"I know. I love you too." She whispered adjusting her hips so he was hard against her entrance.

"I have no idea what you are supposed to be?" He conceded kissing her hard and passionately.

She laughed when they broke the kiss, throwing her head back and exposing her elegant throat. "I can't remember anymore anyway." She sighed through her erotic fog waiting for him to take the plunge.

"Does that mean I win?" he asked hopeful.

"Nope, maybe next year."

This story was meant for good/not so clean/ fun. It wasn't meant to offend anyone.

If you're looking for something with some plot, check out my story How Did We Get Here. AND REVIEW.