Heyy!! Sorry x1000 I haven't updated in awhile.

I was at school, and blah blah blah.

Sorrryy!!

Hope you enjoy this awesome, horrific, comedy!!

:DDDD

I kicked the door open, "Heyy!" I yelled

"Do you know how long it has been since you have been here?!" They all said

"Hmm. Over a month?"

"NO! More like 60 days!" Massie snapped

"Well I'm sor-ey."

"We have been eating BUGS off the floor. Yes, I said BUGS!"

I looked at the PC. They looked like they had on last years designer clothes because it was ratted and torn. They smelled like my brother's gym socks, and their make-up was smeared all over.

"Um. You are wearing last season's clothes." I said to the PC

"WELL DUH! JUST ASK THE GOSH DANGIT QUESTIONS!" Alicia yelled

"Goodness!" I exclaimed

Dear Derrek and Cam,
If you could pick one person to go on a tropical island with, who would it be and why?


Dear Massie,
If you could change one thing about Derrek, what will it be and why?

Dear Author,
You are the coolest person on Earth.

-sarah100

"Aww, I'm flattered!" I said with my hands touching my heart.

"This is such an easy question. If I could change one thing about Derrick Harrington, I would choose him to stop wiggling his ugly butt all over people!" Massie said

"My butt is the best looking butt in the WORLD!" Derrick said

"Like I said, It's hairy."

"NO IT'S NOT!" He said as he checked his butt to see if it's hairy

"Whatever, LBR." Massie said as she yawned

"Well If I could bring anybody to a tropical island, I would pick somebody that is NOT Massie Block!" Derrick said in her face

"I would bring my rubber ducky." Cam said

Everybody stared at him.

"HE IS MY BEST BUDDY!!" Cam yelled out

Everybody still stared at him.

Dear PC,
In my neighborhood, most of the kids (including myself) just wear stuff from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Hollister, etc. Would you consider what we wear "fashion forward"?
-Isabel

Massie stuck her nose in the air, "They are all cheap crap!" She said

"HEY! I ACTUALLY LOVE ALL THOSE BRANDS!" I yelled

"They are soo cheap! Seriously, it's like buying from Wal-Mart!" Alicia said

The room became smaller.

Massie gasped, "Y-You buy from Ab-Abercrombie, Hol-Hollister, and AEROPOSTALE?!" She yelled

Alicia whimpered, "No! It's soo cheap!"

The room became even smaller.

"GOSH! JUST TELL THE FRIGGIN TRUTH!" Dylan yelled out

"Fine! I wear A&F pajama and wear their jeans!"

Massie double gasped, "I can nawt believe you wear A&F."

Alicia started to cry.

"There, there." Kristen and Claire said as they patted her back, "We buy Hollister, A&F, and Aeropostale."

"B-But yo-you guys are, are, POOR!" Alicia cried out

Kristen and Claire was hurt by this, "Fine then!" They yelled

"Cat-fight…" I said as I stood there and watched.

Dear Griffin,
Who is your favorite PC girl??

-RhiniHeartBreaker

"What kind of question is this?" Griffin said, "I don't like anybody."

The room became smaller.

"I seriously DON'T!"

The room became even smaller.

"JUST SAY THE TRUTH!" The boys yelled

"I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY!"

The room became even smaller!

"AHHHH!" The girls yelled as Dylan's nose was up against Derrick's armpit, Kemp and Cam's hand was on Alicia's boobs, and Massie was on top of Claire, Kristen, and Josh.

"FINE! MY FAVORITE PC GIRL IS…"

They stopped screaming.

"Is… Massie."

"Pssh. Well duh! She's like the prettiest." Kemp and Plovert said

"Aww! Really?" Massie asked

"Yup." Griffin said shyly

"WHAT! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!" Kristen whined

"You're too sporty for me. I like girls that are like Massie."

Kristen ran off in the corner, crying.

"Wow… Next question!" I yelled

Dear Josh,

Are you using Alicia as a rebound because Claire picked Cam over you at Lake Placid or do you actually like her?

-J.H.Q.S.316

When I said the question, Claire jumped up, Derrick stood up with a clenched fist, Alicia gave Claire the evil eye while she stared at Josh, and Josh started to sweat like crazy.

"I…. I…." Josh said. Alicia gave Claire the evil eye even more.

"I really like Alicia. I really do. She's awesome. But Claire is more laid back which I like. But I'm over Claire." Josh confessed

"AWW! COME HERE!" Alicia said as she gave Josh a big smooch on the lips. Josh blushed.

I started to gag, "Well, that was the last question."

"Wait, what do you mean by the 'last question'?" Massie asked

"I meant that is the last question. You guys are free to go." I said

"SERIOUSLY!" Everybody yelled

"Yup. But don't you forget me." I said as I winked

"It's going to be hard not to." The PC muttered

"What was that?" I said as I leaned closer.

"Hehehe, nothing?" Alicia faked-grinned

"Psh. Whatev. Anyways, I'm going to miss you guys!" I yelled as I gave all of them a hug."

All of them wiggled free out of my grasp and ran the heck away.

"LIGHT! FOOD! AND NO MORE WEIRD QUESTIONS!!" They all yelled as they jumped up and down. All the people beside them stared at them strangely, "YESSS WE ARE FREEEE!"

Massie and the PC ran straight to her Spa, the boys ran straight to the video game store.

"I'm going to miss them all." I said as I sniffled and wiped a tear out of my eyes.

Yesss! It's over!

LOL

Stay tune for the epilouge!

Or whatever its called :DD

So don't ask any more questionss.

and I'm sorry I didn't use everybody's question.

Okayy, well toodles!

I'm going to miss this story D:

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