(Scene: Underworld. A lady warlock named Bast is sitting in a large chair. There is a shriveled little man named Onuj pacing around her chair.)
Bast: The Charmed Ones will never see it coming.
Onuj: Never see what coming, my queen?
Bast: My plan, you ridiculous ass!
Onuj: Oh, yes. What was it again?
Bast: Must I explain it again? (Bast sighs.) I am going to use the Nexus under the Charmed Ones' Manor to trap the three Charmed Ones. Once they are trapped I will move the Nexus and the Manor to an alternate universe where the opposing gender, in this case the men, rule. With the Charmed Ones trapped in another universe, this universe will be open for me to rule.
Onuj: You are brilliant, my queen.
Bast: And don't you forget it.
(Cut to Paige's bedroom. Paige is packing a suitcase and Porter is unpacking it.)
Porter: Why are you leaving again? (Paige puts a blouse in the suitcase.)
Paige: Because Piper's friend is having a baby shower.
Porter: So why can't I go? (Porter takes out the blouse as Paige puts in a skirt.)
Paige: No boys. (Porter takes out the skirt, he walks by Paige and she grabs the skirt and puts it back.)
Porter: I'm not a boy, I'm your brother!
Paige: First off, we are going whether you like it or not. So stop unpacking my suitcase.
Porter: What we need the Power of Four?
Paige: Call for Leo and he will orb for us. (Paige closes the suitcase.)
Porter: So you mean, I'm stuck with Leo for the weekend?
Paige: Yeah, is there a problem?
Porter: Well, it's just I've never been really comfortable around other guys. I've always been the kind of guy who hangs with the girls. (Piper enters the room.)
Piper: Oh, Porter, don't worry about Leo. He is your Whitelighter; he has to be able to adjust to his charges needs.
Paige: When are we leaving?
Porter: (to himself.) Never.
Paige: What?
Porter: Nothing. When are you leaving?
Piper: When Phoebe gets here.
Porter: Do you think she told Cole that she was leaving?
Piper: Why would she need to tell Cole anything? It's not like they are still together.
Porter: Actually, maybe it's a good thing she didn't tell him. Then he would just follow you guys there.
Piper: Exactly. (Outside Phoebe is parking her car.)
Paige: I guess Pheebs is here.
Porter: So I guess you will be going now?
Piper: You guessed right.
Paige: I get Phoebe's suitcase from her room and meet you downstairs, Piper.
Piper: Okay. (Piper leaves the room. Paige is about to when Porter starts talking again.)
Porter: So if I need the Power of Four, tell Leo?
Paige: Yes, Porter! Don't freak, okay? It's only a weekend. (Paige leaves. Porter exits Paige's room and goes to the foyer where Piper and Phoebe are waiting for Paige.)
Phoebe: Where's Paige?
Porter: She went to get your stuff. (Paige comes flying down the stairs. She lands on Porter.)
Piper: Dude, what happened? (A demon walks down the stairs. He has an athame in his hand. Porter freezes him in ice and Piper blows him up. Porter helps Paige stand up.)
Porter: See? What if that had required the Power of Four for that vanquish?
Phoebe: But we didn't. Porter, just relax! You will be fine with Leo. Bye. (Phoebe, Piper, and Paige leave the house and Porter is all alone in the house. He sits down on the couch.)
(Cut to the Underworld. Bast is sitting near a crystal ball. Onuj is behind her, massaging her back.)
Bast: Onuj, the plan is beginning now. I am working on separating the Nexus from the rest of the area. I can sense one Charmed One in the Manor.
Onuj: How do you know it's a Charmed One?
Bast: Who else but a Charmed One would be in there?
Onuj: You are right, my queen.
(Cut to Porter sitting on the couch and reading the Book of Shadows.)
Porter: I thought a big book of spells would be more entertaining than this. (Porter flips the page. Leo orbs in.)
Leo: Hey Porter, where's Piper?
Porter: Oh, she, Paige, and Phoebe left for the baby shower already.
Leo: Already? I didn't get to say good bye.
Porter: I didn't really either. Um…Paige told me that if I need the Power of Four to have you orb for them.
Leo: Of course.
Porter: Leo, I'm scared that maybe…you know, you don't to them and back in time and something happens to me or someone else.
Leo: Porter, I know you are pretty new at this, but there is no need to worry. (Cole shimmers in.) Cole, what are you doing here?
Cole: Where is Phoebe? (Porter stands up.)
Porter: I don't believe we have officially met. (Porter reaches out to shake Cole's hand.) I'm Porter, Phoebe's half-brother.
Cole: Like Paige?
Porter: Yeah, she's my full sister though. (Leo approaches Porter and Cole. Leo grabs Porter's shoulder.)
Leo: Okay, Porter, I think it's time for Cole to be leaving.
Cole: I just want to know where Phoebe is. (Leo pushes Cole's shoulder.)
Leo: She's gone.
(Cut to the Underworld. Bast is sitting in her chair.)
Bast: Got 'em. The Charmed Ones are all in the Manor. Do it now Onuj! (Onuj begins to chant as he stirs a black potion.)
(Cut to the living room. Porter, Leo, and Cole are still standing there. Leo is standing between Porter and Cole and holding Porter back to protect him.)
(Cut to the outside of the Manor. A pentagram appears around the house and spins around. The house separates from the ground and disappears into a black hole in the sky.)
(Cut back to the inside. Porter, Leo, and Cole are being thrown about the house. They are knocked out by flying objects.)