(Scene: The inside of the dark closet in Phoebe's room. Porter is inside. The door is cracked slightly. Porter hears the front door open. Two women enter, carrying whips.)
Woman 1: There are men in here. I know it, I can smell them.
Woman 2: You have learned to trust your instincts so I believe you. (The women creep around to the living room where Cole is on the couch.)
Woman 1: Man alert! (She blows a whistle. Cole gets up and sits up.)
Cole: Who are you?
Woman 1: Your captors. (She touches Cole's chest and he is bound in chains.)
Cole: Phoebe! Piper? Paige?
Woman 2: Shut the hell up, you stupid bastard! (She whips him.)
Woman 1: Come with us. You will serve the Queen.
Cole: Queen? What Queen?
Woman 2: Shut up! (The women and Cole leave. Porter steps out of the closet.)
Porter: (Whispering) Leo! Leo! (He steps into the hall and walks into Piper's room. No Leo. He walks into Paige's room. No Leo. He walks into the bathroom. Leo is in the bathtub asleep.) Leo! Leo! Wake up! (Leo doesn't wake up. He blows a gentle breathe and Leo turns blue and wakes up.)
Leo: Porter, what the hell?
Porter: Sorry, but something weird just happened.
Leo: What?
Porter: Two women who were all dominatrix-like came in here and took Cole and told him that they were taking him to serve the Queen…whoever that is.
Leo: Where's Piper?
Porter: Not here, obviously. But I don't know where here is.
Leo: How do you know we aren't still in San Francisco?
Porter: Does San Francisco have a Queen? (Leo shakes his head.) Alright then. Do think maybe the Book of Shadows is still here, Leo?
Leo: I don't know. Help me up please, Porter. (Porter helps Leo get up. They step into the hall and hear the door open.) Porter! It must be those women again, you go to the attic and look for the book and I'll hold them back.
Porter: Okay. (Porter runs to the attic and hears Leo yell.) Oh crap! (Porter runs to the attic and slams the door. He looks around the room. Everything is covered with dusty white sheets.) Man, it looks like no one has been here ever. (Porter walks to the back window. The sun is shining through the stained glass and the light hits a pedestal covered with a sheet. Porter lifts up the sheet. The Book of Shadows is underneath it.) Leo! I found the book! (Porter hears foot steps.)
Woman 1: I knew I sensed another man in this house!
Woman 2: Just another slave for the Queen.
Porter: I can't become a slave, if I do I can't save Leo or Cole. (The women are knocking on the door.)
Woman 1: Let us in, man. (Porter flips through the book to find a spell. Suddenly a knife pokes through the door. Porter flips faster.)
Porter: Oh crap, no spell. (A small hole appears in the door.) Uh…um…Take my Y and trade it for an X, now make me look like the opposite sex. (A bright little surrounds Porter, as if he was about to glamour, but he stays the same. The door breaks open. The two women are wearing hooded cloaks.)
Woman 1: I thought there was a man in this room. (She looks towards were Porter was standing but now there is a girl standing there. She looks like a combination of Paige, Piper, Prue, and Phoebe.)
Woman 2: Who are you and what are you doing?
Porter: My name is Porte- I mean…um…Portia! My name is Portia.
Woman 1: What are you doing here, Portia? This is a forbidden ground.
Porter/Portia: It is? I'm so sorry. I guess I'll be leaving now. (Porter/Portia begins to leave.)
Woman 1: (to Woman 2) Do you think we should bring her to the Queen?
Woman 2: (to Woman 1) I guess.
Woman 1: Halt! (Porter/Portia stops walking and turns around.)
Porter/Portia: Yes?
Woman 2: We need to talk you to the Queen.
Porter/Portia: Why?
Woman 1: All newcomers to the empire, female or otherwise, must see the Queen.
Porter/Portia: Okay…wait. Empire? And who is the Queen?
Woman 1: After her husband left her, the Queen enslaved all of mankind to do work for all of womankind. We do not know the Queen's name as she is very secretive. We will take you to her so she can assign you your slave.
Porter/Portia: (unsurely.) Okay, take me away. (Porter/Portia turns his/her back to the women as they put there hoods down. Under the hoods are Piper and Paige. They blindfold Porter/Portia.)
(Cut to a work room. There are many men in the room doing various jobs. The men are all shirtless and bound in chains. Leo and Cole are among the crowd, pounding nails into mannequin legs at a table.)
Leo: Cole, although Phoebe would attest to us working together, we have no choice. Now how are we going to get out?
Cole: Maybe I can become Belthazor. I mean, I haven't seen the girls here so maybe that means they don't exist and therefore they didn't vanquish Belthazor.
Leo: A hideous red demon would stick out too much. There has to be someway out…hm…maybe I can try to orb out of these chains.
Cole: So a demon would stick out, but a man disappearing and reappearing in a column of blue light wouldn't?
Leo: You're right. (A woman passes their table. She has a whip in her hand. As she walks by she has a stern look on her face. Leo and Cole silence immediately.)
Cole: What other options do we have?
Leo: We can hope Porter got to the Book of Shadows, but if the sisters don't exist he might not be able to use magic at all. We can only hope he's out there somewhere trying to save us.
(Cut to the inside of the blindfold. Paige cuts it off of Porter/Portia. He/She opens his/her eyes to see Phoebe sitting on a throne with long blonde hair and a massive tiara on her head. Porter/Portia gasps.)
Phoebe: Who have you brought to me?
Piper: This is Portia Madison.
Porter: (In his head.) That sounds like Piper.
Phoebe: Ah, yes, a fine old name. What am I to do for Miss Madison?
Paige: Assign her a slave.
Porter: (In his head.) And that sounds like Paige.
Phoebe: Yes, well, I shall allow Miss Madison to wonder the bunch freely for an able slave. (Phoebe claps her hands. Paige puts her hand up.)
Paige: Portia Madison! (Porter/Portia orbs away.)
(Cut to the slave work room. Leo and Cole are still steadily at work, when a group of men in front of them begin to stand up and hoot, whistle, and holler.)
Cole: What the hell is going on?
Leo: Beats me. Let's go check it out. (They begin to walk to the front when the woman appears to them.)
Woman: You will have to wait your turn. A woman is picking a slave. (Porter/Portia walks up next to the woman.)
Porter/Portia: How many slaves am I allowed?
Woman: One per customer! (She cracks her whip at the ground.)
Porter/Portia: Well, I have made my decision!
Woman: And who will that be? (Porter/Portia points at Leo.)
Porter/Portia: Him! (Leo looks bewildered and frightened at the same time.)
Woman: Very well, I will check him out of the registry. (Woman walks away.)
Porter/Portia: Sorry Cole.
Cole: It's alright…wait. How do you know my name? (Porter/Portia looks down.)
Porter/Portia: Oh. (His/her body glows and it temporarily flashes back to Porter and flashes back to Portia.)
Leo: Porter?
Porter/Portia: In the flesh. I casted a gender switching spell and I was taken to the Queen who turns out to be Phoebe, and the weirdest thing of all is that her flunkies that took you two away—
Leo, Cole: Are Paige and Piper.
Porter/Portia: Yeah. So they told me that I would pick a slave so I chose Leo, but I have a plan to get you out Cole. (He grabs Cole's hand.) Take this man's Y and trade it for an X, now make him look like the opposite sex. (Cole glows and the chains break off. Where he was now stands a woman about 25 who looks like Phoebe and Prue put together. The woman comes back.)
Woman: Okay, I checked him out. His birth name was Leo Wyatt but you can rename him anything you want.
Porter/Portia: No, he can keep his name. I just plan on calling him "Hey you!" (The woman turns to Cole.)
Woman: Excuse me, but who are you?
Cole: I'm- - -
Porter/Portia: This is Cole…mantha. Yes, Colemantha. (Leo giggles.) Did I say you could smile slave?
Leo: No, my mistress.
Woman: Well, Miss Portia, Miss Colemantha, slave, you best be getting out of here. (She unlocks Leo's chains and they leave. As they leave, she eyes a security camera.)
(Cut to the foyer. Leo, Cole, and Porter enter as themselves.)
Cole: So let me be the first to say that we're screwed.
Leo: We are not screwed.
Porter: It's gonna take a Power of Four spell to get us out of here and last time I checked a witch, an angel, and a demon does not a Power of Four make.
Leo: If only there were someway that we could cross the universal divide and reach out to one of the sisters.
Cole: Well, I remember when I was in the demonic wasteland, Phoebe astral projected there somehow.
Porter: Did she cast a spell?
Cole: I believe so. Before she disappeared, I could hear chanting, so I guess so.
Porter: Maybe I can find the spell in the Book of Shadows. Do you know what it was called?
Cole: No.
Porter: Alright, great start! I'm gonna go get the book.
(Time lapse. Porter is sitting surrounded by a circle of white candles. The book is open to the 'To Find a Lost Love' spell. Leo and Cole are outside of it.)
Porter: Okay, if anyone tries to come in, you stop them, 'kay? (Porter is writing something on a piece of paper.)
Leo: What are you writing?
Porter: The reversal spell. If I keep it in my pocket I should have it too, right?
Leo: I don't see why not.
Porter: Okay, here goes nothing. Wither my love, wherever you be. through time and space, take my heart near to thee. (Porter faints.)
(Cut to an empty room. There is a table with food on it and Phoebe is filling a plate with food. Porter astral projects in next to her. She gasps.)
Phoebe: Porter! What are you doing here?
Porter: You, Paige, and Piper need to get home ASAP! Leo, Cole, and I are trapped in an alternate universe and it's gonna take all of the Power of Four to get us home.
Phoebe: How did you get trapped? And what the hell is Cole doing with you?
Porter: I'll explain later. Much later. Right now, you need to read the reversal spell to send me back. (Porter hands her the paper from his pocket.)
Phoebe: (quickly) Return my love, how near or how far, return my love and go back to where you are. (Porter disappears.)
(Cut to the attic. Porter wakes up.)
Porter: Phoebe got the message.
To be continued…