D.Gray-Interview.
Interviewer: Xen Dae (In bold)
Interviewee: Kanda Yuu. (Normal text)
Thoughts are in italic.
Actions are bracketed.
Hajime.
Xen: Hello Kanda.
Kanda: ... (Makes a strange grunting sound)
Okay. Today, we're interviewing MR Kanda Yuu. Last time, we had MR Allen Walker. let's see what MR Yuu has to say.
...
Nothing, I suppose. Okay then, Mr Yuu, what did you think of Mr Walker's statement last time?
... (mutters something about 'hating beansprout')
... If you're not going to talk, the fans won't be pleased.
...I find it stupid.
You mean the 'mom comes in' part?
... No.I mean yes, that too.
Or issit... the smexy part?
(Gets tense.) What? (Being indifferent.)
The smexy part. I mean, the part where Allen says: "I think Kanda is... sexy."
... I have no idea what to say and this is wasting my time. I do not do fan-
... (Vein pops) I am asking you a question, MR Yuu.
Uh? So? I answered it. I said no idea.
(to the crew members outside) Break it.
(Frowns) Break... what?
(Xen's eyes goes down to Kanda's belt.)
(Kanda looks. Mugen is gone.) What the...?! What did you do to my Mugen?! Are you breaking it?!
Say "Allen is Smexy."
NO! Give me back Mugen!
I know what you did in 'Doll's Memories'. If you don't say that three words right now, I am going to break Mugen and I am going to tell everyone out there what you did to poor memoryless Allen Walker in Chapter 7 of SwiftFeather's Doll's Memory!
What?! Is that supposed to be a threat, you... you another manga's character!
If you didn't know, my manga was cancelled by that idiotic author and he's freakin' changed me for a worthless, blackhaired guy called Len Kuroda for her stupid new manga that he had finished 27 pages of sketches and prepared to be published next year, soI am in a really bad mood!
(Awkward Silence)
... Fine... Allen is S--Y. There, i said it.
(frowns) What? I didn't catch it.
Allen is S--Y! Ther- ... Eh? Something's... weird.
...? I don't understand BEEP-BEEP. Or at that instant.
S--Y. s--y. S--Y.
... what are you trying to do?
There's some unseen force preventing me from saying the word somehow.
Smexy. What's wrong? I could say it.
S--Y!!
(Silence)
KANDA:ALLEN IS DAH SEXXXX!!
O.O ...
...
ALL THE CREW OUTSIDE HOLDING MUGEN: O.o ...
... I didn't say that, I swear. (backs off)
Did you just say... Allen is dah sexxxx?
-GUUUUWWWWAAAAH!! (goes crazy)
Allen: KANDA! I HEARD IT LIVE!! (bursts through the door and leaps on Kanda and huggles him tight) You think i am dah sexxx? I said you were sexy!
(Stunned look.) Guh?
... Allen, this place is out of bounds.
Allen: No its not.
Yes it is.
Allen: No its-
(Huggles Allen) Beansprout.
...! I think I better leave them alone. Until next time... (Leaves) Sigh, my last time ever to show up on the net, or anywhere in SF's mind...
ALLEN: This is heavenly...
This sucks. I hate fanservice. I hate everyone. Maybe... except beansprout.
This is real boring interview because the interviewer and interviewee simply have no sense of humour. But next time, we'll invite two people of the same level of humour (about).
Interviewer: Edward Elric
Interviewee: The Millenium Earl