(Scene: The foyer of the Manor. Phoebe opens the door and puts her keys and the chocolate box down on the foyer table.)
Phoebe: Piper! Paige? Porter? (Piper, Paige, Porter and Leo all runs down the stairs. When she reaches the bottom, Piper puts her hands on her stomach and makes a face.) Oh, honey. What's wrong?
Piper: Oh it's nothing.
Phoebe: You sure?
Piper: Yeah.
Paige: So what's the commotion about?
Phoebe: I got this box of chocolates, today at work, from a secret admirer…
Paige: Last time I checked that was a good thing.
Phoebe: Well, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I asked the man who delivered them if they were from Cole. You know, because of the whole pregnancy-chocolate thing.
Piper: Oh yeah.
Phoebe: And he said no, so tah-dah! We have chocolates! (Phoebe giggles.)
Piper: Okay, so demons aside, how was work?
Phoebe: Fine… It's just been… (The Charmed Ones and Leo walk out of the room and Phoebe keeps talking. As they walk out, the demon flames in. He picks up the box and it transforms into the Sin Box again. He levitates the various balls and throws them into various objects in the house. The Lust ball into the stair handle, the Greed ball into a lamp, the Gluttony ball into the table, the Pride ball into the flower vase, the Sloth ball into a chair, the Anger ball into a carpet. He then waves his hand over the flower vase and it explodes and then he flames out.)
Piper: (From the kitchen) What the hell was that?! (Piper runs into the foyer. Phoebe, Paige, and Porter follow) Oh my god, what happened?
Porter: Spontaneous molecular combustion? (Piper looks at Porter.)
Piper: You mean like this? (A window explodes.)
Porter: Yeah, I guess. (Piper rolls her eyes.)
Paige: Piper, should I orb the glass into the trash?
Piper: Ugh. No, I'll go get the broom. (Piper leaves but then she walks back in.) These flowers should be put in some water. (Piper bends down and reaches through the glass to get the flowers. She picks them up and walks out.)
(Cut to the kitchen. Piper is putting the flowers in a cup full of water. The flowers glow purple as she drops them in the cup and then Piper glows purple.) Hm… That was very strange. (She walks out to the conservatory, where Phoebe, Paige, and Porter are now sitting.) Where's Leo?
Porter: He went to the Elders.
Piper: Why?
Phoebe: We think demons are infecting our furniture, that's why.
Piper: What do you mean?
Porter: He sat down in that chair and it glowed blue and then Leo glowed blue.
Piper: It's called orbing, Porter.
Porter: Yeah, but he didn't disappear in a column of blue lights. He just kind of stayed there and then he orbed out.
Piper: Well, it's kind of weird that you say that because when I touched the flowers they glowed purple and then I think I glowed too.
Phoebe: Wait, blue and purple aren't those the colors of two of the sins?
Paige: I think so, I can go check in the book. (Paige starts walking up the stairs.)
Porter: Paige, just orb the book down here.
Paige: Okay, boo…
Piper: Finish that word and you will be sorry, missy.
Paige: Book. (The Book of Shadows appears in Paige's hands.)
Piper: Ugh!
Paige: I'm sorry. It just seems kind of urgent, you know?
Piper: Whatever.
Porter: Okay, so it's still on the Sin Ball page.
Paige: I guess you were right Pheebs. It says the color purple is associated with the Pride sin and blue is associated with Sloth.
Piper: Just great, Leo is going to be tired all day now. There won't be any time to do any work or anything at all.
Phoebe: Are you sure you didn't get gluttony?
Piper: As far as I'm concerned I didn't get a sin at all.
Porter: That sounded pretty prideful to me.
Piper: No, I didn't get a sin.
Leo: (From upstairs.) Piper!
Piper: What honey?
Paige: Wait, Leo? What's he doing upstairs?
Piper: He probably just orbed upstairs and took a nap. That happened last time.
Paige: Well, shouldn't we do something? You know, make a potion to flush the sins out?
Piper: No, I've got it under control.
Paige: Well, I'm not convinced. I'm going make a potion. (Paige stands up and walks into the kitchen. Piper takes her seat and begins to talk to Phoebe. The demon flames into the foyer.)
(Cut to the foyer. The demon telekinetically moves the lamp across the doorway. Cut back to the conservatory. Paige walks back in.)
Paige: Piper, do you know where the liquid dragon fang is?
Piper: It's not in the cabinet?
Paige: No, do you have any idea where it could be?
Piper: Wait, I think I brought it upstairs to make a potion to make my stomach feel better. I'll go get it.
Paige: No, I'll go. You just rest your little self. (Paige walks into the conservatory and trips over the lamp cord.) Ah! (The lamp glows yellow and Paige does too but it goes unnoticed.)
Porter: Paige, you okay?
Paige: Yeah, I guess. (Porter runs over to her and tries to help her up. As he grabs her hand, he leans forward and falls forward. He grabs the foyer table and it glows orange and so does Porter. Again it goes unnoticed. Piper and Phoebe walk in.)
Phoebe: Can you two even walk today? (Paige makes a face. Phoebe giggles.)
Piper: Do you need help with the potion, Paige?
Paige: You think I need help because of my coordination? No, I want to do it all by myself! (Paige gets off the floor and orbs upstairs.)
Porter: That was really weird. I'm hungry.
Piper: Really? I can make you the most perfect anything you have ever had. After all I was named one of the best chefs in all of the San Francisco. Oh, to hell with one of the best. To hell with San Francisco. I am the greatest chef in the world!
Porter: Yay! (Piper and Porter run out of the foyer. Phoebe leans against the stair handle with glows pink and Phoebe glows pink.)
Phoebe: Mhm, mhm, mhm…those sins, those sins…(Cole flames in on top of the carpet. It glows red and so does Cole, however neither Phoebe nor Cole notice.) Cole.
Cole: Phoebe.
Phoebe: What do you want?
Cole: I want to talk.
Phoebe: You come here everyday to talk and I never want to talk to you. And this time, the time is definitely not right.
Cole: Why? What's wrong?
Phoebe: If you must know the seven deadly sins are back. Well, actually the six deadly sins, Porter iced the Envy ball. But Piper and Leo have been infected with Pride and Sloth.
Cole: Is there anyway I can help?
Phoebe: You can help by leaving. (Cole puts his hand on Phoebe's throat and pins her against a wall.)
Cole: Are you trying to get rid of me, you little bitch?
Phoebe: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. What are you going to do about it? (Cole's grip tightens. Phoebe starts sweating.)
Cole: Are you ready to die, witch?
Phoebe: Take me. Take me, Cole. (His other hand moves to her face. He moves his hand over it. He lets go and turns to flame out. She grabs his arm and kisses him on the lips.)
Cole: What the hell was that?
Phoebe: An invitation. (They kiss again. This time, much fiercer. She wraps her legs around his waist and they run into the table. It falls over and so do they. Cole ends up on top of Phoebe, still tonguing her.)
Piper: (From the kitchen.) Phoebe, are you okay? (She and Porter walk into the foyer. Porter 's hands are filled with 5 bags of chips and a plate with seven sandwiches on it. They see Phoebe and Cole kissing.) Phoebe! What the…
Porter: I thought you said he was your ex-husband. (Cole and Phoebe finally breakup the kiss. Phoebe looks at Piper and Porter from her upside down position.)
Phoebe: I've been a very bad girl. (Cole flames out with Phoebe.)
To be continued…
