(Scene: The Mausoleum. Phoebe and Cole flame in, still tonguing each other. Phoebe breaks up the kiss.)

Phoebe: Well Cole, what do you want to do to me?

Cole: Something is telling me to kill you…but another part of me is telling me to love you.

Phoebe: Well, then love me baby. (Phoebe begins to kiss Cole again.)

(Cut to the Manor. Leo is lying down on the couch watching a television show. Porter is sitting next to him eating out of a bowl that has a mixture of potato chips, popcorn, cheese puffs, tortilla chips, and salsa. Paige is running around the house and Piper is following her.)

Piper: Paige, are you sure you don't want help?

Paige: Piper! I'm fine. I want to do it all by myself. I don't need any help.

Leo: Where's Phoebe?

Piper: Why? You think you can get some free love out of her?

Leo: Ugh. (Leo belches.) No.

Piper: I don't really see why anybody would want Phoebe. I mean, I'm twice the lover she is.

Porter: Didn't she leave with Cole?

Piper: Oh my god. She left with Cole.

Paige: Yeah, and?

Piper: What do you mean? Cole could be torturing the poor woman.

Paige: Yeah, well its one less person to steal work from me.

Piper: Oh my god. Why didn't I see it before? Paige, you've been infected with Greed. Now you want to do all of the work all by yourself.

Porter: (Through a mouthful of food.) What sin did I get?

Piper: Obviously Gluttony.

Porter: What about you?

Piper: I wasn't hit. How many times do I have to tell you?

Porter: Well, as long as you are sinless, would you mind getting me more chips or something?

Piper: Ugh, fine. (Piper grabs Porter's bowl and walks into the kitchen.)

(Cut to the kitchen. Piper sets the bowl down on the counter. She grabs the bag of potato chips and pours some in the bowl.)

Piper: Ugh, how can Porter eat this? (Piper clutches her stomach.) Ow. Ugh. I can't wait to go to the doctor to find out what the hell this is. (She finishes with the bowl and leaves the kitchen. As she walks into the dining room, Paige is sent flying onto the dining table.) Paige? What the hell?

(Cut to the dining room. Paige is on the table.)

Paige: I was trying to fight the demon.

Piper: Demon? What demon? (Paige points into the foyer. A demon has Porter wrist in his hand. Porter tries to punch him in the face. The demon dodges the attack and throws Porter into the dining room with Paige and Piper.)

Porter: I take it he is a Power of Four demon. Where are my chips?

Piper: Does it matter? (The demon looks around in a brief confusion and enters the dining room.) Alright, let's end this once and for all. (Piper flicks her hands to blow him up. A few sparks him the demon's shoulder, but he brushes them off.) Oh no. That can't be good.

Paige: Piper, back off, I'll do it. (Paige orbs up and then orbs back in.)

Piper: Nice try. (The demon prepares an energy ball.)

Porter: Piper, try to freeze him. (Piper flicks her hands to freeze him. He fights through the freeze.)

Demon: Enough is enough. He throws an energy ball at the dining table, causing it to calapse with Paige and Porter on it. The demon shimmers out and shimmers onto the table and grabs Porter and then shimmers out.)

Paige: Oh my god. Did that demon just grab Porter? (Piper nods.) He have to save him! (A golden light erupts from Paige's chest and flies away through the front door.) Whoa. What just happened?

Piper: You lost your sin. It's funny. You didn't really act that greedy. If I had Greed, I would've acted much more greedy, but I didn't get a sin.

Paige: Piper, I think you did.

Piper: Oh, yeah? And what sin would that be?

Paige: Pride.

Piper: You're nuts, and I am right. I know for a fact that I didn't get infected. I'm too strong of a witch to have been… oh, god I did get infected, didn't I? (Paige nods.) Leo!

Leo: (From another room.) What?

Piper: Get your ass over here!

Leo: I'm too tired.

Piper: I said now damnit! (Leo orbs in front her. A blue ball erupts from his chest and flies out the front door.)

Paige: So wait, why did Leo and I lose our sins?

Leo: Well, I guess we committed selfless act. You know, you being concerned with saving Porter and me giving up the couch to be at Piper's side.

Paige: Oh, crap, Porter.

Piper: Yes, that's right. We have to save him. How could I forget? I can't believe it. I'm the smartest person in the world, and I forgot about Porter? I mean… (Paige covers Piper's mouth.)

Paige: Let's go. The sooner we get that out of her, the better. Let's go find Phoebe, shall we? (She grabs Piper's hand and orbs out of the house.)

(Cut to the Mausoleum. Clothes are thrown all around the Mausoleum. Phoebe is in her bra and panties and Cole is in boxers, they are still on the ground, still tonguing.)

Phoebe: Cole, you are a really great kisser. I don't know why I ever divorced you. (Cole puts his hands around her throat.)

Cole: You left me because you are a little bitch and you deserve to die. (Cole's grip tightens a little.)

Phoebe: Cole, you are hurting me. (Cole lets go of her throat.)

Cole: Sorry, Phoebe. (He gets on top of her and they begin kissing again. Paige and Piper orb in.)

Piper: Holy… hell.

Paige: Phoebe, what's going on? (Cole breaks up the kiss.)

Phoebe: Oh, you know, just making out with Cole.

Piper: Well, Phoebe, this looks like a lot more than just making out. You are practically naked.

Phoebe: Yeah, well, why are you here?

Paige: A demon kidnapped Porter and we need to go save him.

Phoebe: What? A demon kidnapped Porter? (Paige and Piper simultaneously nod yes.) We need to go then. Cole, I'm sorry. I've got to go. (Phoebe gets up and grabs her clothes and suddenly the pink ball erupts from her chest. She sees that she is naked and so is Cole.) Cole? What the hell? Why are we naked? Did we just?

Cole: Yes, we did.

Phoebe: Cole, I don't know who you think you are, but you are not my husband or my lover anymore. I can't believe you would violate me like this.

Cole: I didn't violate you, I just…

Phoebe: Save it, Cole. I don't want you to come to the house anymore, I don't want to talk to you anymore, I never want to see your face again. (The red ball leaves Cole's body.) Goodbye Cole. Goodbye and good riddance.

(Time lapse. Piper, Paige, and Phoebe are in the attic.)

Phoebe: So Porter is the only one with a sin?

Paige: No, Piper does too.

Phoebe: What sin did she get?

Paige: Well, although she denies it, she got Pride.

Piper: I did not get a sin, I am the strongest witch alive and I am much stronger than those damn sin balls.

Paige: We've been through this, you got Pride. Why can't she just be selfless and lose her damn sin?

Phoebe: Pride is the strongest of the sins. When Prue had it, she didn't lose it until we "destroyed" them the first time.

Paige: Oh. So what's the plan?

Phoebe: Well, we could scry for Porter or maybe the Gluttony sin.

Paige: Well, what the hell are we waiting for?

(Time lapse. Back in Lucas's old place. Porter is tied to the same stake Prue was tied to.)

Porter: Where are we? Who are you?

Demon: I am Micah, Lucas's brother.

Porter: Well, Micah, you made a big mistake kidnapping me. My sisters are going to kick your… (Piper, Phoebe, and Paige enter.)

Phoebe: Porter, watch your language.

Porter: Please tell me you guys have a plan to get me out of here.

Micah: It won't do them or you any good. (Micah makes an energy ball. He throws it at the sisters.)

Paige: Energy ball! (The energy ball orbs to Paige and she throws it back at Micah. Micah dodges it. Phoebe runs behind Porter and cuts the rope. Micah throws another energy ball. Porter ducks and Phoebe levitates to dodge it. Phoebe kicks Micah from her levitating position. Micah pulls her down. Piper flicks her hands to blow Micah up. He flicks the sparks off his shoulder. Paige orbs out and orbs back in behind Micah. He throws and energy ball at Phoebe.)

Paige: (Whispering.) Energy ball. (The energy ball orbs into Paige's hand and she chucks it at Micah. At the same time, Phoebe kicks Micah, Porter punches Micah, and Piper attempts to blow him up. Micah falls to the ground.) So, Phoebe, Piper, as people who have been in this situation before, what do we do next? Will he vanquish like a normal warlock?

Phoebe: Well, Lucas was thrown into the eternal vortex, but I don't think we can open it again.

Paige: Do we have a vanquishing spell?

Porter: I kind of thought of something.

Piper: Well, although it's probably nothing compared to something I would have written, but how's it go?

Porter: Okay, repeat after me. 'Demon who changes human strife…'

Piper, Phoebe, Paige: 'Demon who changes human strife…'

Porter: 'Our witches call now ends your life.'

Piper, Phoebe, Paige: 'Our witches call now ends your life.' (Micah stands up and the vortex opens up. Micah goes up in flames and falls backwards into the vortex. The balls of Greed, Sloth, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, and Envy fly into the vortex. The Pride ball flies out of Piper and goes into the vortex. The vortex closes.

Paige: Good spell, Porter.

Piper: Yeah, much better than Paige's first spell. 'Ludlow is vanquished.'

Paige: Hm. I see Pride isn't a far stretch for you then, Piper.

(Cut to the Manor. Piper is in a brand new room in the Manor.)

Piper: Alright! It's ready! Bring him in! (Paige and Phoebe guide Porter into the room. Porter has his eyes covered.)

Paige: Okay, Porter. Open your eyes. (Porter opens his eyes and sees the room.)

Porter: Oh my gosh, I love it! (He hugs his sisters.)

End of episode…