Inuyasha News!
&
Some Other Stuff!
Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns Inuyasha, and Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto.
Claimer: I own this story line and nothing else.
Mossy: Welcome victims- I mean viewers to Inuyasha torture- um.. NEWS! Let's begin! FEAR ME!!
(long pause)
Mossy: I said start!!
(news intro music)
"Welcome and in today's news a wanted criminal. With yours truly Kagome and Inuyasha." Kagome announced the headlines for today."Now for the weather" Kagome added then whispered" Inuyasha say the weather person's name!" "With Sessomaru." Inuyasha said while growling.
Mossy: NOW! Dran those producers won't they realise I'm the maker of this.
"Today the weather is Sunny with a few clouds an a wind blowing from the North." Sesshomaru said in one breath then prepared him self to say the next on like that too. "Tomorrow the weather will be Sunny with clouds covering most of the sky and a wind blowing from the Southeast ." Sessho-kun took a breath. "The next day will be Sunny with a few clouds and a wind blowing from the East." Sessho-kun then stopped talking.
Sessomaru: Why did you call me Shessho-kun!!
Mossy: 'cause I want to. BWAHAHAHHAHA!!
Mossy: This "news" is fun!
Sesshomaru: (glare)
Mossy: Acrostic Assassin Sesshomaru!
"If you catch this wanted criminal Naraku we will give you 200,000 Yen." Kagome said blocking Inuyasha from attacking Sesshomaru. "Bring him here! DEAD OR ALIVE!" Inuyasha added.
Mossy: I'm bored so no more news. Now lets have a random chat.
Mossy: The following production's plot is made by Mossy.
Mossy: Were am I?
CPU: At your laptop.
Mossy: I HAVE AN IDEA!!
Mossy: I don't have one...
Itachi: I have an idea...
Sesshomaru: Sure?
Itachi: Lets kill each other:)
Sesshomaru: No. Lets kill our younger brothers.
Itachi: SURE... Sasuke, come here! I have some cookies.. heh heh
Sesshomaru: (tracks down Inuyasha who is on the other side of the room)
Sasuke: Itachi, are you ok? You look evil...
Itachi: (pokes Sasuke)
Sasuke: Stop touching me!
Itachi: I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, oops I touched you, now I'm not touching you.
Sasuke: MOM!! Itachi's not touching meeee!
Sessho-kun: (stare)...
Inuyasha: (staring) ...?
Itachi: Lets play tag Sasuke!
Itachi: (punches and kicks Sasuke) Your it! Your it! Your it! God you suck at this game Sasuke:)
Sasuke: (squeals in pain)
Sesshomaru: (kicks Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: (Chases Sesshomaru)
Itachi: Come here Sasuke-chan!
Mossy: (plays music)
Sesshomaru: (takes out Tokijin) Now die. (slashes sword down and makes a ball of blue energy)
Inuyasha: (dodges) Why did you do that for??
Sesshomaru: To test my abilities...
Sasuke: Kinda reminds me of someone... (stares at Itachi)
Mossy: (cough)Itachi(cough)
Itachi: I hate you all...
Sasuke: Yeah.. I'm going away...(runs for his life)
Itachi: Come back... You can't hide Sasuke... I know where you live...Mwahahahahaha
Mossy: Stalker...
Sesshomaru: Jaken!! (puts Tokijin away)
Jaken: Yes Lord Sesshomaru!
Rin: (lost in 2Nd floor)
Sesshomaru: Jaken(hits)where(kicks)is Rin? (kicks and hits)
Jaken: I dunno.
Sesshomaru: GO AND FIND HER!! NOW!!
Jaken: Yes your majesty (snickers)
Inuyasha: (sneaks a way)
Sesshomaru: Where is Inyasha?
Itachi: I saw him sneak away:)
Sesshomaru: Why didn't you tell meee?
Itachi: I have other things to deal with.
Sesshomaru: (locks Itachi in the girls bathroom)
Inuyasha: (on 99Th floor)
Mossy: There are only 4 floors. oops?
Inuyasha: (falls through the bathroom ceiling on Itachi)
Inuyasha: Oops! Sorry Itachi:) (Looks around)
Inuyasha: Why are you in the girls bathroom... you pervert!!
Itachi: ...
Inuyasha: (reaches the door knob)
Inuyasha: Its locked!!
Sesshomaru: I used a seal on the door so you can't escape!BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(on 3Nd floor)
Jaken: Now I'm lost(is melancholy)
Jaken: (Makes a crack on the floor)
Jaken: This seems... ummmmmm...
Jaken: (falls through the floor landing on Rin)
Jaken: There you are! Sesshomaru wants you!
( CRACK! They both fell through the floor)
Sesshomaru: (is crushed by Rin and Jaken) Get off of me!
Sesshomaru: GET OFF!!
Mossy: Think Mossy THINK!!
Sesshomaru: (pushes Jaken and Rin off)
(In the girls bathroom)
Itachi: How are we supposed to get out?
Inuyasha: (Tries to touch the door gets shocked)
Itachi: Lets go through that open window!!
Inuyasha: ...(touches window gets shocked again)
Sesshomaru: Now I got those two off of me!
Sesshomaru: Ahhhh peace and quiet.
(loud noise)
Sesshomaru: OW! My ears!
Naraku: Now I have you! MUHAHAHAHA!!
Sesshomaru: Noooooooooo! (tries to take off seal gets shocked)
Itachi & Inuyasha: Noooooooooo!! How are we supposed to get out?
Itachi: Lets just teleport!
Inuyasha: Itachi why didn't you think of this before?!
Itachi: Shut up and hold on to my shoulder!
Itachi: Ninja Art! Teleportation jutsu!!(making hand signs)
Itachi & Inuyasha: (get out side the bath room)
Sesshomaru: (takes out Tokijin) DIE NARAKU!! (slashes sword down and makes a ball of blue energy and aims it at Naraku)
Naraku: (doges) Are you trying to hit some thing.(sarcasm)
Naraku: (stabs Sesshomaru in the chest)
Mossy: Wait this will continue in the next chap. A Cliffie for you.
P.S. I'm typing the first chapter of my story as fast as possible. Also you can flame just don't make it about nothing(pairings you don't like) unless it would never happened or was a really random crack paring and I didn't warn people... and tell me what my mistake is.
I need at least 2 reviews for the next chap.