The rest of the day passed uneventfully. I had a pop quiz in science where we were studying the anatomy of the wolf (oh the irony!), being a werewolf myself I aced the quiz.

I was walking out to the parking lot when my sensitive ears picked up whispers behind me.

"I heard he just got out of juvie"

"I heard that he's a recovering druggie"

"Guess what I heard! I heard that him and the rest of his 'family' are like circus freaks!"

I couldn't help but laugh at that. We probably could join the circus if we wanted to! I could see it now, Wolf Boy, And the beautiful blood sucking family! At this point Emmett would come out on a unicycle juggling balls. I smiled, now that would be a sight to see.

I was shaken out of my very strange daydreams by someone tapping me on the shoulder. I spun around and looked down. There stood Skyler, my Skyler.

"Hi Seth, um I was wondering if you might want to catch a movie or something later?"

Her dark eyes looked deep into mine pleading, in a way that I would say yes. But, how could I not say yes to someone as magnificent as Skyler Danes!?

I smiled down at her

"That sounds like a lot of fun, so I'll pick you up around seven tonight?"

"That works great!"

She beamed up at me and reached into her back pocket.

"Here's my phone number and my address, I guess I'll see you tonight then!"

She skipped across the parking lot and got into her car and drove away.

She asked me out on a date? She asked me out! SHE ASKED ME OUT!! I started jumping up and down in the parking lot holding the scrap of paper to my face. I couldn't believe it! Skyler had asked me out on a date!!

Someone threw me against the car then. I growled and turned to see Leah, Renesmee and Jacob looking at me like I was some kind of idiot.

"People already think that we are freaks, and you are really not helping!"

My sister growled through her teeth.

Jacob laughed, "That's what imprinting does to you Leah!, It makes you CRAZY!"

Renesmee laughed and the girls got into the back seats. If everyone reacted to my imprinting like Jacob did, it was going to be a long night

BACK AT THE HOUSE

I flopped down onto the Cullen's couch and picked up the Playstation that Emmett had gotten for Christmas.

"Hey Emmett, you wanna finish that game!?"

I called up the stairs. Jasper, Jacob, Emmett and Edward raced down the stairs.

"We need to talk to you"

Jasper said seriously.

"Why is something wrong!?"

I jumped off the couch and ran to their side. My hands already vibrating in case of an attack. Emmett laughed.

"No we need to talk to you about Skyler!"

Skyler? Why would they need to talk me about Skyler?

"We want to give you some tips on how to impress the ladies!"

Jacob shouted in my ear. I rolled my eyes. I knew how to impress the ladies. Besides what did these guys know about impressing ladies!? Edward heard what I was thinking and smiled.

"Trust me Seth, we know about the 'ladies' "

I was starting to get angry now.

"What would you guys know about the 'ladies'!?"

I pointed to Emmett

"You were half dead when Rosalie found you!"

I pointed to Jasper

"You randomly showed up at a Diner!"

I pointed to Jacob

" You were in love with Nessie's mom!"

And last I pointed to Edward

"And you wanted to drink Bella's freaking blood!? What kind of pickup line do you use in that instance!? Hey baby, Let's make like a milkshake and I will suck you dry!"

I said in my best imitation of Edward's voice, which wasn't very good. The guys just stared at me. Slightly embarrassed. I started wondering if I had hurt their feeling and immediately felt bad.

That was when Jacob started laughing. He laughed so hard that he was rolling on the floor. This got Jasper laughing of course and he was rolling on the floor beside Seth. Edward started laughing too and then Emmett was releasing his great booming laugh that practically shook the house! I sighed, what was I going to do, I really didn't have any experience with the ladies.

I sat back down on the couch and put my head in my hands. What if this didn't go well what if she didn't like me the way I liked- no loved her?

I felt a stone cold hand on my shoulder and I turned around . There stood Alice, Bella, and Renesmee.

"We'll help you Seth"

Alice said in her high singsong voice.

"Come on!"

Alice grabbed my hand and dragged me up the stairs and into her and Jasper's room. Where she proceeded to shove me into a chair in front of a large mirror. Nessie came up behind me and started to brush my hair

"Okay first things first"

Alice said standing on her tip toes and getting right in my face.

"Compliment her a lot, do not let her pay for anything, open all the doors for her, smile a lot, and don't do anything stupid"

I nodded, this seemed easy enough. Alice then grabbed a tooth brush covered in tooth paste jumped onto my lap, shoved the tooth brush in my mouth and brushed my teeth like a maniac. Muttering something about having dog breath.

Then Bella got in my face

"Tell her she looks pretty, don't look at any other girls, don't talk bad about other people, DO NOT eat everything you can get your hands on, DO NOT burp, fart or make any noises from your body, don't just talk about yourself, let her order first at the restaurant, and ask about her friends most girls like to talk about their friends"

Renesmee stopped brushing my hair and ran into Alice's closet. Alice jumped off of me All of the girls covered their eyes and Alice closed hers as she ripped off my clothes much to my extreme embarrassment and literally threw me into the shower. The girls left me alone for five minutes before I got out and wrapped a towel around myself. The door cracked open a little bit and someone threw a pair of dark jeans and a collared shirt at me. I put on the clothes, before I could turn around, all of the girls were already back in the bathroom. Bella grabbed a hair dryer and started blowing my hair out. Alice and Rensmee each grabbed one of my feet and started to scrub them vigorously.

I really didn't understand why I had to be this clean just to impress Skyler. Finally they were done.

Alice and Bella grabbed one of my elbows and ran with me down the stairs. Apparently werewolf speed just wasn't fast enough. The rest of the Cullens and Jacob and Leah were lounging on the couch watching CNN.

"Aw, Seth don't you look handsome!"

Esme said coming over and giving me a hug. Esme had become like a second mother to me over the years.

Leah snorted and Jacob just rolled his eyes.

"Seth, it's time for you to go"

Bella grabbed some car keys off of the table she was standing next to and threw them at me. I caught them, they were the keys to the Ferrari.

"Edward, are you sure?" I said dangling the keys in mid air.

"I'm sure Seth, now go, you don't want to be late!"

"Seth do your remember everything that we told you?" Renesmee asked from her spot on the couch next to Jacob.

"Yep, open doors, tell her she's pretty, pay for everything. I think I got it all"

"Good luck sweetheart, just be yourself and you'll be fine"

Esme said kissing me on the cheek.

"JUST DON'T TURN INTO A WEREWOLF!"

The rest of the family shouted at me. Right, no phasing. I can do this. I gripped the door handle and walked outside. I can do this. I opened up the door to the Ferrari and climbed inside. I can do this. I kept telling myself. I pressed down on the gas and off I went.

(A/N WOW!! That was the longest chapter I have EVER written! Sorry I left you with a cliffy, but if I get enough reviews I'll update fast! Also, I forgot to mention that Jasper is pretending to be a senior. Go look at my page for how I picture Nessie and Leah! Please review!)

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